10 signs of a Russian invasion
This Thursday, the Ukrainian government that the NATO head used to echo, has claimed that the Russian military is already acting on Ukrainian territory. Maybe it's true, maybe it's not - how to find out? They say the same as they used to say earlier - on 13th of August, on 17th - and every time, there is no evidence for their words at all.
But let's help them clear it up. You'll be the judge. A useful list of ten clear signs that will let you easily determine, did Russia really invade Ukraine or it's just another hog-wash. If Russia really invaded Ukraine this Thursday, this is how the situation would look today:
1. Ukrainian artillery would shut up immideately. There would be no more shelling of civilian living areas in Donetsk and Luhansk. Since the location of the artillery is already known by the beginning of the operation, they would be wiped out with airstrikes, artillery and tactical missiles by noon of Thursday as the first priority targets. The local civilians would celebrate the end of their nightmares.
2. Ground force activity in Donetsk and Luhansk regions would change dramatically. The resistance fighters used to operate with small groups, but the Russian army operates with batallions of 400 men in each and lots of armored vehicles, followed by supply convoys (fuel tankers, field kitchens, field hospitals and so on). A constant flow of vehicles over here and over there - it's seen easily from the air and will be confirmed by satellite images. Massive radio transmission activity - all conversations in Russian, anyone can intercept and listen in. The operation would be impossible to keep unnoticed.
3. Ukrainian military would start to disappear massively. Soldiers and officers would lay their gears off, throw their weapons away to blend with civilians. Nobody thinks that resistance to the Russian troops would cause any positive consequences. The only victory of Ukrainians against Russia was in the Konotop battle in 1659, when Ukrainians were in union with the powerful Crimean Khanate. But this time, Crimea is not on Ukraine's side.
4. Russian checkpoints would be everywhere. Civilians would be being passed through, but anyone associated with the government would be detained for interrogation. A filtration system would be created to return forcibly drafted recruits to their home regions and put volunteers and officers to pretrial detention centers to investigate them for involvement in war crimes.
5. Most Ukrainian border checkpoints would be under Russian control. Most of them would be reinforced with AA defense units, artillery battaries and tank batallions to prevent any NATO forces from attempts to stop the invasion. Civilian and humanitarian cargo would be being passed through, businessmen too, but only after filling special registration forms (in Russian).
6. Russia would set a no-fly-zone in Ukrainian airspace. All civilian flights would be cancelled. A number of US State Department employees, CIA agents and Western journos would get stuck in the Borispol airport. Many of them would be nervously calling all their contacts with mobile phones. The Western politicians would be requesting immidiate evacuation, but get detained by Russian law enforcers for investigation of their possible involvement in war crimes.
7. Ukrainian speaking heads like president Poroshenko, prime minister Yatsenyuk and others would no longer be available for interviews to Western media. Nobody would know where are they. There would be rumors that they've run away from the country. Mobs would be assaulting their abandoned estates and get surprised by the golden toilets inside. None of Ukrainian oligarchs would be possible to see, except for the warlord Igor Kolomoyski, who would be found in his residence, abandoned by his guards and died of heart attack.
8. About 800,000 Ukrainian refugees would start to return from Russia. They're living in camp towns now, and before cold weather sets in, they'd prefer to get back home, because the shellings and bombings are now over. They would be followed by constructor brigades, trucks with cement, pipes, cables and rebars to repair the damages caused by Ukrainian fire.
9. All types of diplomatic and military activity would be visible all over the world, especially in Europe and the USA. NATO forces would be set on high alert, diplomats would be flying around with conferences. President Obama would set a press conference, to announce: "We have no strategy on Ukraine yet". His military advisors would tell him that his usual strategy - "to bomb a little and see what happens" - will not work here.
10. Kiev would surrender. Russian tanks would be on the Maidan square. Russian infantry would be catching the remains of the Ukrainian national guard. Curfew would be set in the city. The operation of Kiev assault would be like 'Shock and Awe' in Baghdad - a few loud strikes, then - whining.
With this list, you'll easily determine if Russia really invaded Ukraine on Thursday (or any time else).
Author: Dmitry Orlov