Okay, here are my entries for this week. Doesn't look to be too much competition - come on, people!!
WANNABE SPORTY CAR
I considered a photo of a Saab 9-5, but this was better. Extensive bodykitting, but it didn't even have a modded exhaust. And we all know how decidedly
un-sporty a Cavalier is.
UGLIEST COLOR
Taking advantage of the rule that it's to my benefit to enter multiple photos, here's two of the ugliest colors I personally have ever seen on cars. The top is a GMC Sierra registered to a company which evidently paints their vehicles an ugly shade of green; the bottom one is probably the uglies, but I'm leaving it to Joey to decide.
VEHICLE DEMONSTRATING EXCESS
I considered entering my Murcielago Roadster spot, but I decided it wasn't excessive - just really freaking awesome. Both of these vehicles demonstrate excess in the way that Colorado can do best - the Tahoe had some of the largest tires I've ever seen (how do you get in?) and the Jeep was so incredibly decked out for off-road use I wondered why it was parked in the middle of the upscale shopping district.
WORST CRASH DAMAGE
I thought this one would be hard, but then '98-'04 Intrepid to the rescue!
DIRTIEST VEHICLE
Anyone can photograph a dirty SUV, as Slicks did, but these are economy cars caked in the stuff - and the weather has been phenomenally beautiful, so these people had to go to great lengths to dirty their cars.
Anyway - I hope I get some more competition in the yet-to-be-entered categories!