Let's face it: there are no curvy roads to enjoy driving the BRZFRS. All of us just want something practical that can get great fuel economy, yet overtake with ease.
I can't tell if you're being serious or just sarcastically parroting the opinions of most of the internet.
Certainly a large number of the roads I drove on towards the end of last year would be perfect in the BreezeFrees. Smooth, twisty, undulating, and overtaking isn't really an issue since there's either a) nobody to overtake in the first place or b) a spot where you can see about eight miles up the road and cruise past at leisure.
Perhaps in the UK where one can really enjoy the car's high points because the country isn't built on a grid, it's enough power.
Actually, I'd say owning one would be less frustrating in the U.S. than it is in the UK, even considering the expectations of power over there. For exactly the reasons I mentioned above - more, and better twisty roads over there, and places to overtake rather than miles of hedgerows and endless slow-moving traffic you can't see past.
It's why the modern breed of turbocharged hot hatchbacks is so perfect for UK roads at the moment. They're fast, but they also feel fast without having to really wring its neck, which you have to do in the '86. And because they've got that low-down grunt, they can overtake where you might think twice in the BRZ/FRS.
I think an 86 would suit me down to the ground in the U.S. In the UK, I'm not so sure it would.
As for getting accustomed to power, I can very much understand that - the first few times I drove ~500hp cars there was a bit of a "woah" moment, but it's made 200hp cars, which used to feel very rapid to me, feel almost normal now.
That said, for a daily driver I don't really get that, because I tend to drive a bit quicker after I'm comfortable with a car anyway. My Honda is not a fast car, but it feels less slow now than it did when I bought it because I've got used to making the most of it.