Heathenpride
I am truly humbled to receive, & woefully unworthy of, such an esteemed honour O black one.
In honour of this momentous occasion I give myself, chassis and fuel, to this greatest of causes by being the first to officially pledge:
"I pledge allegiance to the cars of the Holy Gran Turismo, and to the tracks, on which we drive. One cause under Kaz, and GTP, with seasonals and time trials for all".
"I pledge allegiance to the cars of the Holy Gran Turismo, and to the tracks, on which we drive. One cause under Kaz, and GTP, with seasonals and time trials for all"
I second your pledge.
Apex.
EDIT: I made a quick joke.
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new DLC. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't Turismas (Christmas) and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Kaz and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Kaz.
Dear Kaz,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new DLC.
Your Friend,
Leroy
Now, Leroy knew that Kaz really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Kaz,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new DLC.
Your Truly,
Leroy
Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried again.
Dear Kaz,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a new DLC?
Leroy
Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally found himself in front of a Holy Garage of Polyphonus Digitus. Leroy went inside and knelt down in a pool of old oil, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it under his bed and wrote this letter.
Kaz,
I've got your precious GT-R. If you ever want to see it again, give me a DLC!
Sincerely,
You know who.
Any good? Will try to add more later.
Apex.
EDIT II: Just thought I'd quickly add this and see what you all think.
The Ten Carmandments from Polyphonus Digitus
- You shall have no other Gods but me.
- You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
- You shall not misuse the name of Kazunori Yamauchi your son of Polyphonus Digitus.
- You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day (Sunday) holy by racing for at least 1 hour on this day.
- Respect your father and mother.
- You must not kill your tyres by thus driving recklessly unless hearby drifting.
- You must not commit adultery by trading for or driving a car below your A-Spec level.
- You must not steal other cars via the borrow glitch..
- You must not give false evidence of cheating via cutting corners or false starting against your neighbour.
- You must not be envious of your neighbour's cars. You shall not be envious of his garage nor his exclusive DLC tracks, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
Think it could be quite useful as there all on seperate pages one way or another.
Apex.
