The Book of Turismo

[HP]

OT why does it still say "new member" under Shem's name? He's got 5000 posts...

 

[Schwartz]

I can't be the only one wondering what's going to happen when Kaz sees this... Probably be the best/funniest moment of his life 👍

He probably wont understand the humor in it because he is japanese, so he wont be able to tell the difference between biblical sounding text and casual text.

 

[HP]

He probably wont understand the humor in it because he is japanese, so he wont be able to tell the difference between biblical sounding text and casual text.

Or he might LHAO

 

[Korza]

Heart attack?

Thou shall not wish illness upon are God, for he who does shall be banished for all eternity to the tower of Autumnus Ringus.

 

[HP]

Thou shall not wish illness upon are God, for he who does shall be banished for all eternity to the tower of Autumnus Ringus.

Banishment of Shem? Sacrilege!! Heresy I say!

 

[W3H5]

I was merely answering the question posed as to what Kaz would do upon discovery of this thread. Saying he would have a heart attack is probably not far off the truth if his English was up to our level.

But, as it has been written...

Kaz mused over his creation and after much deliberation and pondering He formed the GTR in his own image, and it became His gift to mankind to save us from our sins of slow driving and corner cutting.

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[HP]

But, as it has been written...

Kaz mused over his creation and after much deliberation and pondering He formed the GTR in his own image, and it became His gift to mankind to save us from our sins of slow driving and corner cutting.

... But Kaz saw that not everyone did cease their slowness and blatant cuttery and he was indeed wroth so he focused all his anger and disappointment into the making of one car... one ghastly creation as punishment for those deserving his ire and he marked the beast the colour of the coward as that is the way of all intentional cutters.

The darkest of days it was when Kaz did unleash the Yellowbird...

 

[PAWEL17]

Thou may show praise by login in every rise of the Sun to collecteth thy Holy bonus.

Oh such wise and holy words, i will live by.

 

[ZERAM]

thou shalt overpass

 

[speedkarter13]

I wish to be listed in the Book of Turismo.

 

[Techy]

My beliefs of Turismo is the greatest. I wish to devote my life to He, and The Holy Gran Turismo. Blood & fear reek on our enemies, the Forzites. And so forth His works and teachings pass on to many. All shall be accepted true, or He will rain Death to all.

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[Matty]

My beliefs of Turismo is the greatest. I wish to devote my life to He, and The Holy Gran Turismo. Blood & fear reek on our enemies, the Korzites. And so forth His works and teachings pass on to many. All shall be accepted true, or He will rain Death to all.

Apex

I believe you mean Forzites, the followers of Forza? Correct?

If so the 'Forzites are not our enemies but our brothers, with the same love of racing as us, separated only by a mere console.' shem.

I remember shem saying this but since I'm on my iPhone I am just guessing this to be what he said. Although it was to the same effect. It may not of been shem either but I believe it was. So to whoever made that quote, well done my brother.

Apex.

 

[HP]

I believe you mean Forzites, the followers of Forza? Correct?

If so the 'Forzites are not our enemies but our brothers, with the same love of racing as us, separated only by a mere console.' shem.

I remember shem saying this but since I'm on my iPhone I am just guessing this to be what he said. Although it was to the same effect. It may not of been shem either but I believe it was. So to whoever made that quote, well done my brother.

Apex.

And by Death he surely means yellowbirds

 

[Matty]

And by Death he surely means yellowbirds

In all honesty, I only own one Nissan GT-R, the Spec V one that came with the seasonals. Dunno if it's good or bad that I own so little but they couldn't be much different too each other.

 

[W3H5]

My beliefs of Turismo is the greatest. I wish to devote my life to He, and The Holy Gran Turismo. Blood & fear reek on our enemies, the Forzites. And so forth His works and teachings pass on to many. All shall be accepted true, or He will rain Death to all.

See below.

Those that practice Forzalam are nought for our brothers in speed, though they have been misled by the false deity T10, they are blinded by the greed of a livery editor and it shall be their folly.

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[PAWEL17]

The lord Kaz giveth and the lord Kaz taketh away.(seasonal events)

 

[bellybox]

The lord Kaz giveth and the lord Kaz taketh away.(seasonal events)

My thoughts exactly, you beat me to it!

 

[HP]

The lord Kaz giveth and the lord Kaz taketh away.(seasonal events)

And he giveth us the choice to taketh away our HUD elements 1 by 1 so he also giveth so WE can taketh away

 

[W3H5]

And he giveth us the choice to taketh away our HUD elements 1 by 1 so he also giveth so WE can taketh away

Is this a 2.02 improvement by the divine power that is Kaz?

...And it was known that checking one's fuel without seeing the gauges on the HUD was henceforth possible and His might was proven those who disbelieved.


Book of Psarthe. 0 - 60.

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[HP]

Is this a 2.02 improvement by the divine power that is Kaz?

Yea, for Kaz saw that what He wrought lacked full HUD customization so He did bestow upon the turismites Speceth two point oh two too

 

[eran0004]

John Cooper 3:16 - 3:21

"For Kaz so loved Gran Turismo 5 that he gave DLC and free updates, that the game shall not perish but have eternal life. For Kaz did not send this content into the game to condemn the game, but to save the game through it. Whoever believes in it is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of Kaz's one and only franchise. This is the verdict: Flashing lights on the pace car has come into the game, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be paced. But whoever lives by the trottle comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through Kaz."

 

[W3H5]

"But when the time had fully come, Kaz sent his GTR, born of Carbon Fibre, born under time trail, to redeem those under time trial, that we might receive the full rights of GTR. Because you are GTRs, Kaz sent the Spirit of his GTR into our garages, the engine which calls out, "Vroom,vroom."

"Kaz doesn’t see things the way you see them.
People judge by outward appearance, but the Lord Kaz looks at the engine.”

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[HP]

"Kaz doesn’t see things the way you see them.
People judge by outward appearance, but the Lord Kaz looks at the engine.”

Yea, for that be the next commandment:

Thou shalt not judge an engine by its hood Apex

 

[DJones]

Yea, for that be the next commandment:

Thou shalt not judge an engine by its hood Apex

Or should it be sound? All the hoods in gt5 are spot on but...... Enough said.

 

[HP]

Or should it be sound? All the hoods in gt5 are spot on but...... Enough said.

Could easily be sound, I went with hood though as it is closer to a books cover than any thing else

 

[W3H5]

From the Paradise of the Nordschleif He did send down seasonal events for His followers to partake in and they were pleased. Upon completion of the Holy Races His Turismites noticed multiple small stars on high and it was blessed.

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[HP]

From the Paradise of the Nordschleif He did send down seasonal events for His followers to partake in and they were pleased. Upon completion of the Holy Races His Turismites noticed multiple small stars on high and it was blessed.



Apex

And those who hath gloried in the old testament seasonals shalt be granted the gifts of tickets and they will be in rapture for it is His will.

Kaz also decreed, in the year 2.02, that all shall have the free will to modify HUD and His children were sated ere they long for year 3.0

Kaz then did decree his disciple to be Shem! For Shem, lord of linguistics & King of Shemites, hath showeth his faith to be without peer & the Heathens of Horsepower doth agree and in awe of all the Writings of Shem (WOS) as Kaz decrees it thus.

In the name of Kaz, Jordan (the son) and Shem the Holy Piston,
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[Schwartz]

Kaz also decreed, in the year 2.02, that all shall have the free will to modify HUD and His children were sated ere they long for year 3.0

Now thats the kind of creativity I like to see! This is going into the OP.

 

[HP]

Now thats the kind of creativity I like to see! This is going into the OP.

I am honoured o black one, I thank thee humbly and offer mine tenth to thine cause :tithes:

 

[W3H5]

I do, by the power I have had bestowed upon me, recommend Heathen a place in the hierarchy of the House of Turismo for his dedication to the faith. His position would reflect well on our House as the Head Turbo, one who drives our faith further and helps to lead the charge.

For your consideration.

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