The Simpsons Quotes

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Homer: Computer's have the internet now.


Homer:EMU FARM!


Homer: Gym, what's a gym...Oh a gym(On TV he say's gIm not jim)
 
here are some real classics (well i think so)

Homer: Oh they have the internet on Computers now!
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Homer: Welcome to the Internet friend, how may I help you?

Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router thats compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer: ................................. can I have some money now?

here is a link to the audio clip, right click save as
ftp://ftp.smoovenet.com/pub/lardlad/sounds/season9/bus8.mp3

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Ralph: I eated the purple berrie....ow...oh....waaah

Bart: How are they Ralph? .......... Good?

Ralph: They taste like.... burning
 
marge(to Homer):Kid's can be so crule.
bart: We can!
Lisa:embarrassed:ow Bart stop it!


BTW VIPERGTSR01, did you hear that motorbike before, it sounded pretty nice. For some reason I got scared!:odd:
 
Otto: Zepplin rules!
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Ok. I like 5 minutes from there.


Homer:...I'm going to teach you to ride your very own bike!
bart:1)I already have a bike and 2) that's a girls bike!
Homer:Your no girl!
 
Dr. Hibbert: This is a wake up call. From now on I'll keep my eyes on the road and off of my Kool and the Gang air-freshener. Celebration's over, boys.
 
Originally posted by radicool02
Grandpa:Yay we're free...I'm cold and frightend.
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after that, "Let's go back inside."

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here... bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid said.

Homer: This is Ned Flanders, my friend!
Lenny: What'd he say?
Carl: I dunno, something about being gay.
 
Heh. I always like this one. I think it got taken off the ari because of it's content. (9/11.)

When Homer was in New York City, and calling the parking violations hotline.

Automated voice: Welcome to the New York City parking violations hotiline. To plead not guilty please press 1 now.

*Beep*

Automated voice: Your plea has been...

Big burly man voice: REJECTED.

Automated voice: Please wait by your car between the hours of 9 and 5 for parking officer Steve...

Big burly man voice: GRABOWSKI.
 
Fat Tony: Hey. Its Johnny Tightlips. How you doing Johnny?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't saying nothing.
Fat Tony: Hows your mama doing?
Johnny Tightlips: Who said I had a mama?



Fat Tony: Hey Johnny, you see who is shootin at us?
Johnny Tightlips: I see a lota things.
Fat Tony: You know Johnny, you could be more helpful at times.
 
Originally posted by VIPERGTSR01


Homer: Oh they have the internet on Computers now!
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Homer: Welcome to the Internet friend, how may I help you?

Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router thats compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer: ................................. can I have some money now?
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hahah adding that sound file really makes it funnier than it seems :lol: :lol: :lol: 3 second pause... can i have some mony now :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Homer's mum: Homer your hugging a bum.
Homer: I know, I'm working my way up to you.
Bum:Hey where's my wine!
 
Originally posted by oscarfulz
hahah adding that sound file really makes it funnier than it seems :lol: :lol: :lol: 3 second pause... can i have some mony now :lol: :lol: :lol:
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glad you like it:)
 
because i put it in there 12mins after i made my post, at the exact same time as you made your next post
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Fat Tony: Hey. Its Johnny Tightlips. How you doing Johnny?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't saying nothing.
Fat Tony: Hows your mama doing?
Johnny Tightlips: Who said I had a mama?



Fat Tony: Hey Johnny, you see who is shootin at us?
Johnny Tightlips: I see a lota things.
Fat Tony: You know Johnny, you could be more helpful at times.
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Another Mobster: Johnny, you're bleeding! Where are you hit??
Johnney Tightlips: I ain't sayin nothin. *passes out*
 
The quote doesn't end there.

Johnny Tightlips: "I ain't sayin nothin."
Mobster: "Well what do I tell the doctor?"
Johnny: "Tell him to suck on a lemon."

The way that last line was acted really added to the comedy of the situation. I was laughing pretty hard the first time I saw that ep. 👍
 
Bart: Look grandpa is running in the marathon!
Lisa: No...that's just dad, he's dehidrated.

Homer: Mmmm invisible cola.

Homer: Mmmm Forbidden dohnut.

Homer:Mmmm sacralitious.
 
Marge:We can have our own party then...Every simpson dance now bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
Lisa:Fine I'll go!

Homer:Must kill moe, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...Must kill moe, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bill cosby:What do you want kid?
Kid:POKEMON!
Bill cosby:Pokemon (then say's all this weird jibberish stuff)

Otto:Hey homer remember when you dropped your key's and I thaught the phone was ringing?
Homer:Yeaaah...OUT!
 
BIll Cosby: ya see... they listen to the rap. which gives em'.... the BRAIN damage. with the hippin and the hoppin and the hoppin and the hippin
 
Originally posted by SublimeDood10
Wow, you people need to either quote things correctly or just not do it at all.
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I definitely agree. I only quote lines I'm sure I remember accurately. Just posting them like you think they went isn't enough.
 

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