The Simpsons Quotes

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Bart: Wheres waldo in the desert.
Bart: He's just not trying anymore.

Bart: Baby's fist pop up book is 26 pages of alphabetic fun for the whole familly!
 
lol i just saw an episode of the simpsons after the new haloween one, it was pretty funny with guest star tony hawk

tony hawk: hey blink 182!

Blink 182 member: we got names you know

tony hawk: who cares, crank it up!

blink 182 member: lets trash this place

blink 182 member 2: ,..... after we get paid

:lol: :lol: :lol: gotta love the simpsons
 
Originally posted by xAkirax2004
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MyCrotch?
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Homer showing Marge the cabin in the Monorail he has just been hired to drive:

H: Look Marge (opens fire hose compartment to show her rats)
M: Oh Homer, rats!
H: I call the big one Bitey.
 
In the episode where the simpsons go to australia:

Homer: Hmm, i'll have one of those famous giant beers.
(bartender brings up a massive can of Foster's beer)
Homer: Huh, it's not as big as i expected it to be

Marge: I'll have a coffee
Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No, i said coffee.
Bartender: Beer
Marge: Coff-ee
Bartender: Be-er
Marge: C- O
Bartender: B- E
Marge: erk!!!
 
Chief Wiggum: Nobody messes with the incedible forces of chief wiggum!
Now where my badge?
Hey, that ducks got it!
Aww, come on! Give it back! (waddles after duck)
Argh, you can keep it!
 
<Homer stuck up a tree dressed as Ganesh at Apu's wedding, whilst children pelt him with rocks> 'You're just gunna get more wrath!'
 
Originally posted by vat_man
<Homer stuck up a tree dressed as Ganesh at Apu's wedding, whilst children pelt him with rocks> 'You're just gunna get more wrath!'
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My wife and I tell each other "This [whatever] angers Ganesh!" any time something goes badly! I love that bit.
 
homer: wow this is alot of money, what am i gonna do with it all?
Lisa: There are alot of needy children out there.
homer: AAAHHHH! I need a gun!
 
marge: i just want to go in a hole and die
german guard: OK THRO HER IN Z HOL.
marge: its was jsut a figure of speach yeash!
 
Homer: Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

Homer: Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to all of life's problems.

Homer: Marge, you being the cop makes you the man! Wich makes me the woman and I have no intrest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear wich as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing.

Bart: There is no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Micheal Jackson.

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
 
My cat's breath smells like cat food. - Ralph

"...And that's where the leprechaun lives. He tells me to burn things." - Ralph



Marge, when she was being sexually harassed by Mr. Burns: "I'm going to sue the pants off you!"

Mr. Burns: "Oh, you don't need to sue me to get my pants off."



Homer sings when he had to get rid of his beer: "When I was seventeen, I drank some really good beer. I drank some really good beer I purchased, with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was seventeen. (sniff)"


"I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it!" - Homer


"OK, pie, I'm going to go like this (starts munching in air), and if you get eaten, it's your own fault." (He starts to munch in the air while slowly walking over to the fruit pie on the kitchen counter, and then hits his head) OUCH! SON OF A BI... Oh, the hell with it. (Starts to eat the pie)" - Homer
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
..."OK, pie, I'm going to go like this (starts munching in air), and if you get eaten, it's your own fault." (He starts to munch in the air while slowly walking over to the fruit pie on the kitchen counter, and then hits his head) OUCH! SON OF A BI... Oh, the hell with it. (Starts to eat the pie)" - Homer
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:D Yeah. There were also some cool flashbacks near the end of that ep regarding Bart and Lisa's childhood. That ep is a classic among classics.
Along with the episode where Homer ends up falling down Springfield gorge... twice (when Bart was gonna jump it on his skateboard)

I laugh so hard when the ambulance they put Homer in smashes into a tree right after taking off and Homer comes out rolling on the gurney and falls down the gorge again. :lol: 👍
I think there's a flashback in another ep in which you see the part where he's hitting all the rocks on the way down while he's all wrapped up, and the gurney lands on his head at the bottom. It was never added in the original episode (it's not sad that I know this right? :confused: :guilty: )
 
Originally posted by Red Eye Racer
Homer says while sitting in front of computer

"To start, press any key,..... where's the ANY key?"
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same episode

wheres my TAB?

also

Im a big fat dynamo:lol: :lol:


dont know if its been mentioned yet, and I apoligise if it has


Homer: I see they have the internet on computer now:lol: :lol:
 
Homer talking to lisa when marge is addictd to gambling

no lisa, the only monster is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. i call him GAMBLOR!! now its time to save her from his neon light claws
 

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