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shelbyville old man: lets all enjoy a glass of nice turnip juice
The Simpsons Quotes
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Chief Wiggum: "You know, it's quite ironic, these old people are being kept alive by the organs of the young people they ran over.
Officer Lou: "Makes you think eh chief?"
Chief Wiggum: "No, not really."
Officer Lou: "Makes you think eh chief?"
Chief Wiggum: "No, not really."
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Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off your cloud and save my Todd
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ned: thank you god
god: okeily dokileys
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Homer: A gang, now that's the answer.
Lisa: Answer to what?
Homer: Don't make me haggle you, Lisa. (Shaking fist)
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Marge: (On radio) Help, please. My husband's on a murderous rampage. Over.
Chief Wiggum: (On other side of radio frequency) Oh, thank God that's over.
Lisa: Answer to what?
Homer: Don't make me haggle you, Lisa. (Shaking fist)
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Marge: (On radio) Help, please. My husband's on a murderous rampage. Over.
Chief Wiggum: (On other side of radio frequency) Oh, thank God that's over.
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On plane to Brazil:
Lisa To Homer: Do you know that when its summer in the United States, its winter here?
Homer: So does that mean everything is backwards? Crooks chase cops. You get drunk on water!
Lisa: No dad!
Homer: ...Snow falls upwards..
Lisa: Yes Dad
Still in Brazil, with Homer kidnapped for randsom:
Homer phones Mo: Hi..Mo. I need fif..
Mo: Homer! I need $50000!
Homer: Oooh! I was phoning you for $50000 dollars. Ok I'll send it over.
Homer phones Ned: Flanders! I need one hundred thousand dollars!
Lisa To Homer: Do you know that when its summer in the United States, its winter here?
Homer: So does that mean everything is backwards? Crooks chase cops. You get drunk on water!
Lisa: No dad!
Homer: ...Snow falls upwards..
Lisa: Yes Dad
Still in Brazil, with Homer kidnapped for randsom:
Homer phones Mo: Hi..Mo. I need fif..
Mo: Homer! I need $50000!
Homer: Oooh! I was phoning you for $50000 dollars. Ok I'll send it over.
Homer phones Ned: Flanders! I need one hundred thousand dollars!
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How about salesman/loser Gil? 
One of my favs from that poor guy is when he had lost a sale of a "Canyonero" Homer wanted to some other salesman. Gil mentions how his wife was goint to leave him if he didn't start selling cars. Then when he phones up his wife:
*pulls out rotary cell phone*
"Hi honey you should've seen me with my last customer... well no but I was SO close and... whose voice is that? Is that Fred!? Oh! You said it was over!... No! Don't put him o-- well hiya Fred!"
Classic 'Simpsons' humor. 👍
One of my favs from that poor guy is when he had lost a sale of a "Canyonero" Homer wanted to some other salesman. Gil mentions how his wife was goint to leave him if he didn't start selling cars. Then when he phones up his wife:
*pulls out rotary cell phone*
"Hi honey you should've seen me with my last customer... well no but I was SO close and... whose voice is that? Is that Fred!? Oh! You said it was over!... No! Don't put him o-- well hiya Fred!"
Classic 'Simpsons' humor. 👍
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Originally posted by Sleek Stratos
How about salesman/loser Gil?
gil is a legend. its funny when he is dancing because someone on the phone told him too
Cap'n Jack
Premium
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Homer: I'm alive, all thank's to this fistey feline.
Lisa: A feline is a cat dad!
Homer: He's an elephant lisa.
Security gard: Unzip your jacket.
Bart:This is the kind of jacket that doesn't open.
Lisa: A feline is a cat dad!
Homer: He's an elephant lisa.
Security gard: Unzip your jacket.
Bart:This is the kind of jacket that doesn't open.
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I love the ep where the comet Bart discovers is going to crash in Springfield.
When they run the slideshow describing how it would look when the comet hits it's just a huge a$$ explosion and there's an arrow pointing towards Moe's Bar right in the middle of it.
Moe: Oh dear God no!
Then when they run the demostration of the missile they had to destroy the comet, the missile hits the comet and some flaming pieces from the small explosion land on Moe's Bar and it catches on fire.
Moe: Oh Dear God NO!
Later on in that episode when the missile is launched and it lands on the only bridge out of Springfield.
Homer: It's at times like these I wish I was a religious man.
Reverend Lovejoy (running through the streets): IT'S OVER PEOPLE! IT'S ALL OVER!
When they run the slideshow describing how it would look when the comet hits it's just a huge a$$ explosion and there's an arrow pointing towards Moe's Bar right in the middle of it.
Moe: Oh dear God no!
Then when they run the demostration of the missile they had to destroy the comet, the missile hits the comet and some flaming pieces from the small explosion land on Moe's Bar and it catches on fire.
Moe: Oh Dear God NO!
Later on in that episode when the missile is launched and it lands on the only bridge out of Springfield.
Homer: It's at times like these I wish I was a religious man.
Reverend Lovejoy (running through the streets): IT'S OVER PEOPLE! IT'S ALL OVER!
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Remember the Old Springfield - New Springfield episode, one part went something like this:
Kent Brockman on TV: "People in Old Springfield say things such as 'Oh yeah' and 'Come here a minute'..."
Homer: "Oh yeah." (To Bart) "Hey boy, come here a minute."
Bart: "You come here a minute."
Homer: "Oh yeah."
Kent Brockman on TV: "People in Old Springfield say things such as 'Oh yeah' and 'Come here a minute'..."
Homer: "Oh yeah." (To Bart) "Hey boy, come here a minute."
Bart: "You come here a minute."
Homer: "Oh yeah."
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Saw this one tonight:
Marge: So how are the kids gonna get home?
Homer: mmm Internet?
Marge: So how are the kids gonna get home?
Homer: mmm Internet?
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yeah i saw that tonight as well
Skinner: Quick nibbles, bite through my ball sack
i was rolling around on the ground in laughter
