The Simpsons Quotes

[TaiLo]

Classic Homer (imitating saxophone sound): "Sa-xo-mo-phone"

 

[Bollocks#999]

Originally posted by millencolin
yeah i saw that tonight as well


Skinner: Quick nibbles, bite through my ball sack



i was rolling around on the ground in laughter

You had better believe I pissed my sides at that one

And the look on Nibbles face said it all

 

[ExigeEvan]

millhouse 'why did i have the bowl part, why did i have the bowl!'

 

[oscarfulz]

hahaha this was a funny christmas episode,

when bart burns the chritmas tree and hides it then says someone stole it, well when they get the $15,000 from everyone

it goes like this

at the car dealer place

homer gets in car that reads, "$12,000" on the windshield

Homer: "is this car for 15,000 dollars?"
Salesman: "chuckles, it is now" wipes the 12 from the windshield

 

[kirkis9]

milhouse: ill kick your but!...at nintendo.

mr vanhouten: i sleep in a car, do you?
homer: no i sleep in a big bed with my wife.
neghbor: hey vanhouten theres a dead posum in the pool we need your help to fish it out!

wait thats not funny , good god!

 

[Cano]

Originally posted by milefile
Jimmy: I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?

Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". Just ask this scientician.

Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.] Uhhh...

Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!


Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat.

Troy: Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were.

ahahaHAaHAAHaha in that part, when the dog catches the frisbee!!!

 

[miniMADness]

And then the eagle flies down and picks up a sheep

 

[nk4e]

when they go to japan and get the seizure from the cartoon

 

[Sleek Stratos]

Originally posted by nightkids4ever
when they go to japan and get the seizure from the cartoon

And then when Homer comes in the room.

Homer (looking at everybody flipping on the floor): "Hey what's everybody doing? Well, okay..." Then he starts twitching on the floor without ever looking at the TV.

 

[Bollocks#999]

Bart after being banned from seeing the Itchy and Scratchy movie:

Bart: Tv sucks
Homer: I know you're upset so I'll pretend you didnt say that

 

[Kelly]

Originally posted by nightkids4ever
when they go to japan and get the seizure from the cartoon

that was on just the other day here
gotta love the simpsons but couldn't give you any quotes as my memory is terrible

 

[xAkirax2004]

Originally posted by nightkids4ever
when they go to japan and get the seizure from the cartoon

"Now back to the Seziure-causing robots!"

 

[TaiLo]

Japanese man: "Heh. Mista Spakuro, Mista Spakuro."

 

[TaiLo]

At film screening contest, old wrinkly man with glasses (does he have a name?): "I was saying Bu-urns."

 

[Sleek Stratos]

Originally posted by TaiLo
At film screening contest, old wrinkly man with glasses (does he have a name?): "I was saying Bu-urns."

I can't quite recall his first name, but I'm pretty sure his last name is "Moleman" (go figure why? )

 

[kirkis9]

hans mole man, im 33 years old this is what alchohol dit to me.
homer: hes so salty , just like a peanut! woohooo!~

mr burns to rodger clemens: ithought i tiold you to shave those side burns!
clemens: thats it i quit! (all hair from ears up shaved off, mr burns sure forgot what sideburns are)

 

[oscarfulz]

when the simpsons intro starts off with

"The Thompsons..."

 

[kirkis9]

when you dont like your neighbors you can just pull anchor and sail away, (all house boats in area leave)

 

[Bollocks#999]

Lisa: The only thing left to do would be to learn ancient Hebrew
Bart: *enquirering look*
Lisa: I"M NOT LEARING ANCIENT HEBREW

 

[kirkis9]

any oen got snake quotes? cant think of any.

 

[Rue]

Originally posted by kirkis9
any oen got snake quotes? cant think of any.

'Duuuude!'

 

[oscarfulz]

Snake: goodbye student loan payments!

 

[Sleek Stratos]

When Marge slams into the fence with her 'Canyonero' at Springfield prison and all the convicts start escaping.

Snake: "Thanks 'chick-dude'!"

Chief Wiggum: "Well I hope you're happy Simpson, those prisoners were one day away from being completely rehabilitated."

 

[TaiLo]

This was on today:

Homer: "Quick, into the river, Hippos are afraid of water!"
Lisa: "No they're not--"
:Hippo touches the water and gives a scared look:

 

[nk4e]

Originally posted by Sleek Stratos
I can't quite recall his first name, but I'm pretty sure his last name is "Moleman" (go figure why? )

didn't he win the oscars or his idea of getting hit in the nads was stolen

 

[Sleek Stratos]

The football on the nads was highly acclaimed yeah I can't remember if it won. I think Barney's black and white film was the winner.
I haven't seen that ep in quite some time though so...

 

[xAkirax2004]

Snake - Get me outta here, and Ill totally make it worth your while.

Bart - Im listening.

 

[Bollocks#999]

Originally posted by Sleek Stratos
The football on the nads was highly acclaimed yeah I can't remember if it won. I think Barney's black and white film was the winner.
I haven't seen that ep in quite some time though so...

The film Barney made was called, Pukeahontis, and Molemans first name is Hans

Snake: ...or I'll blow your heads off (singing)

 

[kirkis9]

snake: sniff*, sniff*, thats regular motor oil!? she needs premium! PPrrreeEEEMmmmmMMIIIIUUUUmmmmMM!

 

[TaiLo]

Lisa (to Bart): "Now you can be yourself again rather than being a one dimensional character with a catch phrase."
Homer (hits and breaks lamp): "D'oh."
Bart: "Ay caramba."
Marge (grumbles): "Mmm."
Maggie: sucks on pacifier
Ned (walks in frame of window): "Hi didily ho."
Nelson (on stairs): "Ha ha."
Barney (in doorway): burps

Camera goes to Lisa, and long silence. Zoom in...

Lisa: "If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
Homer: "What kind of catch-phrase is that?"