Why do all the bad things in these depressing fan fics always happen to Rarity?
I'd have to find it first. I got it sent to me in an e-mail a few hours ago, so I'd have to scour the GrimDark stories on ED to see which one matches up.Well, if you share a link so said story, I may be able to make an opinion about it.
The one I'm reading at the moment is so unbelievably depressing that I literally find it funny.
Sweetie Belle was murdered just before the story started. Apple Bloom was kidnapped. Rarity tried to hang herself (the logistics of which I'm still not sure I understand). Pinkie Pie was locked in a basement and attacked with a circular saw, and then threw it back at her attackers face (I started chuckling at this point). Twilight had a gun pulled on her by Cherilee, and in response shot Cherilee in the face (this is the part where I absolutely lost it in laughter). Applejack set herself on fire, was stabbed, has become addicted to painkillers and (most recently) was forced to cut one of her feet off at the joint. Rarity was beaten up, thrown in a cage and then drowned by the Wonderbolts at the end of the most recent chapter, because she was poking around into their underground drug operation.
Its so mind-bogglingly sad that I simply can't take it seriously, like an unintentional parody. Its like you can feel the author working out his frustrations. It was apparently an adaptation/crossover of some story the author read, but to try to transplant MLP characters into this setting is just so unworkable that I can't help but laugh when the situations are described.
Perhaps. Never played Heavy Rain, so I can't really determine either way. Might give me something to go on when I'm looking for it, though.Well this sounds like a Heavy Rain (PS3 game) parody! Similar situations.
Loved the game!
You can post this in our club if you want. =)*My little halo pic*
This took forever, and it didn't come out as good as I had hoped, but I think it's still pretty good considering my lack of photo editing experience and the fact it's 12:49.
Pinkie Pie was starring at an apple on the right, but I accidentally saved it while a small bit was cut off.
Nobody likes Rarity.
At least to most, she's the least favorite of the six main ponies.
Actually...I somewhat like her. I think she's one of the better filled-out ponies personality-wise...Sure, she has the vain, pretty-girl side, but hidden within is some sort of aggressive businesswoman who gets down to work when it matters (so long as its' clean). It makes me want to play with her as a writer...and, to be frank, she was brilliant in "A Dog and Pony Show..."
"BUT I THOUGHT YOU WAAANTED WHIIINIIIINGGGG..." was one of the most underrated lines of the year IMO. X3
Then again, I feel Twi's a bit flat at times, so it's kinda meh. /: