Thoughts/Ideas in the shower?

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Just got out, spent the time reading shampoo bottle ingredients. So many chemicals, might as well just wash my hair with acid straightaway. :lol:

I have a shampoo which is based around papaya and grapefruit, first ingredient on the back though is real kiwi and apple. The grapefruit and papaya are artificial essences. Seriously, why.

Kiwi FRUIT Kiwi is a flightless bird. Kiwifruit is what you're implying to. Because no one wants dead bird in their hair.
 
"Use Kiwifruit. Because no one wants a dead bird in their hair."

You should be in advertising with copywriting skills like that!
 
Kiwi FRUIT Kiwi is a flightless bird. Kiwifruit is what you're implying to. Because no one wants dead bird in their hair.




No wonder they didn't put a picture of a kiwi cut in half on the bottle.. lol

So what you're saying is that each time someone mentioned kiwi in my life and didn't say kiwifruit, they meant the bird? :lol:
 
I usually just stand there and think out issues of the day. I usually have my most intellectual thoughs while in the shower.
 
Either I plan my day (at 1 AM though I'm planning for the next day) or I'm thinking about continuing writing short stories that I gave up on about 5 years ago.
 
Have you noticed the symbolism of the proverbial 'shower scene' in movies - the murderer fresh from the kill or the rape victim dirty with violation - they all end up bathed in the foggy mist of the cleansing shower.

Even Bond and Vesper, in the movie Casino Royale - though fully clothed, that time; as if to wash away the uniforms of their grisly business.
 
"Use Kiwifruit. Because no one wants a dead bird in their hair."

You should be in advertising with copywriting skills like that!

:sly: That's a plan. :lol:

No wonder they didn't put a picture of a kiwi cut in half on the bottle.. lol

So what you're saying is that each time someone mentioned kiwi in my life and didn't say kiwifruit, they meant the bird? :lol:

Yes. :P
 
Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,
 
I was in the shower, and noticed the flow of water through the showerhead was reduced to a miserable trickle. Later, I unscrewed it, and soaked it for 3 minutes in ZEP calcium lime and rust remover, 50% diluted with water. Lo and behold, original flow was restored!

Cleanly submitted,
Steve
 
Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,

You in prison or something?
 
Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,Don't drop the soap, Don't drop the soap,


Well I wouldn't worry about that too much.. I use shower gels. :sly:
 
Well I wouldn't worry about that too much.. I use shower gels. :sly:

Ditto xD

Hmm, In the shower, normally I solve problems I had difficulty with that day... sometimes I get ideas though for how to make something work better or ideas of inventing something etc.
 
I also impersonate Murray Walker while showering. Seems like a normal thing to do.
 
Just had my most recent shower outing... Thoughts?

No thoughts, just a bunch of funny faces drawn on the glass door in the condensation.
 
Came out awhile ago, thought that what if we were given a choice at birth to choose a fruit , and we'd only be allowed to eat that particular fruit for life. I would choose peach lol
 


I actually thought up of a lot of the concepts (like camera angles) for this joke commercial, in the shower...

I can't wait for the full thing to come out. It was a fun little activity me and my friends did over the weekend.
 
In the shower earlier I had an idea: Customizable engine/battery sound chips that can alter the sound of an electric or hybrid engine to any engine sound you want.
 
theotherspongey
In the shower earlier I had an idea: Customizable engine/battery sound chips that can alter the sound of an electric or hybrid engine to any engine sound you want.

Do you think many people who own a hybrid would want those? ;)
 
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