TOCA Season 5 / Spurgy, Joe, DBC, Volvo, Champions!

[Furinkazen]

Oh now look, Furi came to scramble this further.

I love it too, because I often get to capitalize on the others' errors for trying too hard.

Well even you complimented me on my win at Laguna in S3. And yeah i'm going to be scrambling the field this season

 

[Carbonox]

Well even you complimented me on my win at Laguna in S3. And yeah i'm going to be scrambling the field this season

Make sure to take your position in front of Dax and not allow him past.

 

[Furinkazen]

Make sure to take your position in front of Dax and not allow him past.

Shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Carbonox]

I hope neljack sees this, he'll get a good lesson... always have lots of friends in TOCA

 

[Furinkazen]

Altezza: Thought BMW was dominant? These things in S1 were 1.5 seconds a lap quicker... at Cape Inside. 200kg weight and 10% power barely bought them in line. That's dominance...

 

[Carbonox]

Altezza: Thought BMW was dominant? These things in S1 were 1.5 seconds a lap quicker... at Cape Inside. 200kg weight and 10% power barely bought them in line. That's dominance...

Added, along with extra info about you now that I thought about it...

 

[Furinkazen]

That's true! I've always given my racecars names. Here's the full history:
TOCA Season 1: "Akiko" (Toyota Altezza)
TOCA Season 2: "Asuka" (Mazda Atenza)
VW Golf European Cities Tour: "Viktoria" (VW Golf GTi IV RM)
IROC Season 1: "Catherine" ('08 Chevy Camaro RM)
WSC: "Jane" (Jaguar XJ13)
TOCA Season 3: "Maria" (BMW 135i)
FIA GT1 Season 1: "Rei" (Nissan GT-R)
FIA GT1 Season 2: "Annika" (Audi R8)
TOCA Season 4: "Haruko" (Honda Civic Type R '08)
TOCA Legends: "Inori" (Honda Integra Type R)
PURE R32 Challenge: "Sayaka" (GT-R R32 TC)
FIA WTCC: "Francine" (Ford Focus ST)
TOCA Season 5: "Stephanie" (Ford Focus ST)

I name them after women's names from their native countries, e.g. "Asuka" is a Japanese name, "Stephanie" is an English-language name.

just noticed, and thanks Carb

 

[DaxCobra]

Think I still got more points than you this evening carb, so I don't see much of a weakness.

 

[Carbonox]

Think I still got more points than you this evening carb, so I don't see much of a weakness.

Well, it was 17 against 15, so not much enough for you to brag about.

Also explain why you didn't finish either race in the top 2 like you would usually do.

 

[paulmac2k9]

Post 1635 not 1365 Furi .

Btw guys in Swifts tonight I got 23 so......

 

[Furinkazen]

Post 1635 not 1365 Furi .

Btw guys in Swifts tonight I got 23 so......

Fixed 👍

Paulmac2k9: Jason Plato's GTP account. Known for complaining about everything yet having a point, but no one notices as he complains. Considered Dax Cobra's role model.

 

[Carbonox]

Coolio. I'll catch up with you people tomorrow

 

[paulmac2k9]

I agree with that tbh I do technically complain but only when theres actualy something to complain about and I use facts to prove it . I admired Plato for speaking his mind in 2011 as any moron could see the speed difference was just stupid 👎. Now Matt Neal and Shedden are whining over 1-3 mph (Which is nothing compaired with 7-11mph, Scirocco was similar 7-10mph ) and no one flames them also they can still win p:censored:s easy too, total biased idiots.

 

[DaxCobra]

Paulmac is my rolemodel..?

We have different driving styles, only met properly in season 4.2 and we agreed that the vw was too fast...

My rolemodel is Hamilton when it comes to racing.

 

[Tom]

Here goes with a bit of additions.

The official TOCA dictionary for n00bs

Akmuq: The lad who has big words, but no championships. However, he might be dangerous. On a perfect day.

Altezza: Thought BMW was dominant? These things in S1 were 1.5 seconds a lap quicker... at Cape Inside. 200kg weight and 10% power barely bought them in line. That's dominance... (information by Furi)

Arcade draft: Draft was way too strong in S3, hence the name. Nowadays with the better settings, arcade draft won't be missed.

BMW: The fairly controversial car of S3 that hasn't been seen since. Known to dominate the whole season, leading Sumo and Neljack alone into the championship fight and allowing Dax to take some easy wins too, with only other BMW's as resistance most of the time.

Carbonox: AKA driving god. Expect to see the black Mazda with red rims ahead of you. Well, except obviously in the beginning of a reverse grid event.

Chqr: Well known troll who also likes to race (as well as do NASCAR). Watch out!

DaxCobra: The guy who likes to moan. Allegedly also the Season 4.2 champion, though in complete sense only a half-champion as the season wasn't completed. Approach carefully.

DC: NOT DaxCobra, but DisConnected. The full word often gets censored in GT5's chat. Usually a result of a poor connection. DC translates to a DNF in the middle of a race.

Death By Carbon: A team run by me, making its second appearance this season. Neljack drives the #2 other car.

DK: AKA driftking18594, the one who nicknames his cars Asuka or something similar. Also a 1-and-a-half time champion.

DNF: Did Not Finish, in other words either DC'd, ragequitted, or got distracted. In any case, a DNF is worth no points and the last place on the grid for the following race.

DNS: Did Not Start. For DNS'ers, the fate is the same as for DNF'ers, even if the reason was a last minute DC (see above).

DSQ: DiSQualified. Either for reckless driving or doing something else stupid, like getting a Johny pole (see below) without yielding. Or having an illegal car. Whichever you prefer.

Durex: A popular sponsor for many TOCA teams, only to be let down close to the season for various reasons. Who knows, maybe it might be sponsoring DBC at the very moment?

Furi: Short for Furinkazen. The creator of TOCA who likes to play dirty despite the rules stating otherwise. He likes to play with his own rules despite clear arguments against them, so approach with caution. Also he likes to pick the dominant car whenever he can in order to win 1 race per season, as he often does.

Furi'ing tires: Wearing one's tires really quickly. Often used in other series rather than TOCA, because this one has no tire wear. The name comes from-- well, try to guess.

GTP_Johny: AKA the TOCA troll, LKWTrailer, RaciGManiac, Ghova and something else too. Won several races but once took people hostage in the NASCAR Trucks lobby, which resulted in him getting kicked out. He later returned as LKWTrailer only to suffer the same fate. (Goodbye!)

Haitch: Also known as A Purchase or Hiatch. The official TOCA Troll, at least for some while.

Hispania - Unfortunate nickname of CALM DAN's Lexus. He was a decent driver, but he had a car that was only good on straights. Wait, thats better than a real Hispania...

Johny pole: A pole position gained in a reverse grid event by having a DNS or DNF in the previous race. Nowadays frowned upon and prohibited. Just try to guess where the name comes from.

Mazda-Honda rivalry: A rivarly that may finally heat up again with me in the Mazda and akmuq in a Honda, just like the old days. The rivalry began in Season 2 when we had a fight about which car is better. I guess Mazda won it that time, but now Honda wants revenge.

Meganes: The support series for Season 3. Me and neljack won the championship despite a controversial final race incident involving lag.

Neljack: The one who always finishes 2nd or 3rd. Be it races or full championships. Well, except for that one FIA GT1 season. Now he's my teammate and looking for a brighter future. Who knows what can happen?

Paulmac2k9: Jason Plato's GTP account. Known for complaining about everything yet having a point, but no one notices as he complains. Considered Dax Cobra's role model.

Penguin: Everyone's favorite animal in TOCA. Who doesn't love a friendly neighborhood penguin?!

RPM: Furi's own team, previously known as MRT (Season 3) and FTR (Season 4). They won the teams' championship under the MRT name, but after akmuq left them, TomBrooks replaced him afterwards. Considering Furi's reputation, the team might have difficulties with getting another title.

Sumo: The Season 3 champion who hasn't been seen recently. Pretty much dominated the field that season, although there's a good excuse for that too - the BMW.

Tiebreaker: A word that Furi should learn. When two or more drivers are tied in points, the one with a better single race finish is put ahead. If it's the same, the quantity of those finishes decides it, and if they are the same too, the 2nd, 3rd etc. best finish decides the outcome.

TOCA Dog: Neljack's dog named Charlie. Likes to get Neljack's attention in the middle of a race. Also likely to get a promotion to Chief Steward due to his activeness.

TOCA Ghost: Not much is known about him, but apparently he appeared during a testing session. According to Neljack, his name could be Johnny. We don't know how TOCA Ghost is associated with GTP_Johny, but if you feel you're being watched, be careful - it might be him.

VenoMMotorsports: DaxCobra's team that is now equipped by himself, akmuq, and a pair of Honda's. They have won many championships, including the TOCA title, but then Neljack was part of the team. After he received a better offer from DBC, akmuq was called in as replacement, but can the team return to success now?

VTEC: The biggest troll in TOCA history. Known for divebombing, ragequitting when he was accidentally hit off, and never winning a race properly. Got banned after the Tsukuba round in S3, where he mistook the other drivers as actors for the new film "The VTEC Tsukuba Massacre". The damage caused by him was so severe that he got sent off immediately and had to pay large sums to fix everyone's car and the damaged sections of the track as well.

VW: Too fast.

You should do one for every competitor.

 

[rustyMercedes]

My rolemodel is Hamilton when it comes to racing.

My role model was Mansell then Villeneuve then Hakkinen then Montoya then Raikkonen and now Hamilton

I knew who Senna was, and I knew he was "the best" and I distinctly remember telling my aunt about Senna's death and letting her know that he was the best and if it happened to him it could happen to anybody. I used to ride my bicycle around their big driveway in a similar layout to Monza, and I remember the day Senna died my inside pedal caught the ground going through my version of "curva grande", had a massive crash that tore up my knee and elbow...one of those things, people remember where they were when man landed on the moon, or when 9/11 happened, I will always remember the day Senna died.

 

[FordMKIVJ5]

My rolemodel is Hamilton when it comes to racing.

Oh so you're good at binning it in the last few laps then?

 

[DaxCobra]

My role model was Mansell then Villeneuve then Hakkinen then Montoya then Raikkonen and now Hamilton

I knew who Senna was, and I knew he was "the best" and I distinctly remember telling my aunt about Senna's death and letting her know that he was the best and if it happened to him it could happen to anybody. I used to ride my bicycle around their big driveway in a similar layout to Monza, and I remember the day Senna died my inside pedal caught the ground going through my version of "curva grande", had a massive crash that tore up my knee and elbow...one of those things, people remember where they were when man landed on the moon, or when 9/11 happened, I will always remember the day Senna died.

I was born a year after his death, but it's hard to not know about his legacy, I think he is one of the best too, if not the best. My order goes Hakkinen, Raikonnen then Hamilton... I was gutted when the iceman departed from mclaren to ferrari.


And no, marunda, I am good at getting an idiot to turn into me on the penultimate lap.

 

[Carbonox]

I was born a year after his death, but it's hard to not know about his legacy, I think he is one of the best too, if not the best. My order goes Hakkinen, Raikonnen then Hamilton... I was gutted when the iceman departed from mclaren to ferrari.


And no, marunda, I am good at getting an idiot to turn into me on the penultimate lap.

BTW, even though I respect Montoya a lot, he's had his moments too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zEnO_KwDg

 

[DaxCobra]

Look if you want to argue about it, come into the F1 thread, but everyone in there knows Maldonado was to blame. Hamilton had rights to the corner and was under no obligation to give Maldonado space. Maldonado proceeded to cut back onto the trsack and turn his wheel into hamilton, causing Hamilton to go into the wall. Go check my profile picture, and still say Hamilton was in the wrong. Also you guys don't even follow the sport so you sound a bit stupid when you say something like that.

 

[FordMKIVJ5]

Wut?

When did this turn into a Hamilton/Maldonado argument?

In fact I haven't seen anyone on this thread talking about who was to blame for the incident.

 

[Gedi69]

Wut?

When did this turn into a Hamilton/Maldonado argument?

In fact I haven't seen anyone on this thread talking about who was to blame for the incident.

It was maldonado's fault

 

[FordMKIVJ5]

It was maldonado's fault

That wasn't my point at all.

I'm simply saying that so far Dax is the only one to have gone into who's fault it was, therefore his comment about "if you want to argue about it, come into the F1 thread" is irrelevant, as no-one is arguing about it.

 

[neljack]

If you''re all gonna go talk about close racing then at least turn over to Eurosport now and watch the Moto2 race, ta 👍

 

[DaxCobra]

Carbonox rolled his eyes at the "getting hit out on the last lap"

 

[Furinkazen]

Carbonox rolled his eyes at the "getting hit out on the last lap"

Dax rolled his eyes at "claiming Furi is cheating holding start because 3% increase in track wetness apparently screws him up"

 

[R35 SKYLIN3]

LOL *sits silently in the corner eating my fingers dreaming of turning into a disco penguin*

 

[Furinkazen]

LOL *sits silently in the corner eating my fingers dreaming of turning into a disco penguin*

Welcome to TOCA R35

 

[DaxCobra]

Dax rolled his eyes at "claiming Furi is cheating holding start because 3% increase in track wetness apparently screws him up"

More than 3%, I got my tyres went to the toilet real quick then waited for neljack to tell me when the race was starting...


Anyway.

 

[DaxCobra]

Just found a picture of Furi's Volvo dashboard.