TOCA Season 5 / Spurgy, Joe, DBC, Volvo, Champions!

[V8-Johnboy]

Not enough meat on there for one.

You said it kid.

 

[Tom]

Sounds like the start of a Porno.

..To fix the boiler.

 

[DaxCobra]

..To fix the boiler.

LOL.

I was thinking more nurses and stuff..

 

[Carbonox]

Sorry for offtopic, but I found this one from the joke thread pretty funny, and it reminded me of someone.

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

 

[Furinkazen]

Carb's epic posting!!!

 

[Chqr]

This is exactly why there are no well-known Finnish comedians in the world today.

 

[Akmuq]

Stupid ornaments.. Women need to realise they aren't pretty just unnecessary hazards...

Oh, thought you were talking about women, not vases.

 

[Carbonox]

This is exactly why there are no well-known Finnish comedians in the world today.

TOCA is exactly why there are no well-known clean British racing drivers.

 

[Furinkazen]

Oh, thought you were talking about women, not vases.

Watch ya step Akmuq.

Team Dynamics, you have an interview later this week.

 

[DaxCobra]

TOCA is exactly why there are no well-known clean British racing drivers.

Looks like Finns aren't great with comebacks either.

 

[DK]

Damn, that looks bad Tom. I had my appendix taken out c. 6 weeks ago, I had to miss the Tsukuba round of the R32 Challenge.

 

[Chqr]

I used to be like Tom but then I took a vase to the arm.

 

[Lizard]

Tom.

 

[R35 SKYLIN3]

Looks like Finns aren't great with comebacks either.

I remember a thing on top gear when james may was rallying with mika hakkenien and how james said "is it true that whenever you didnt care or pay attention to a question from someone on TV you simply replied yes?" mika looked puzzled for a second and just said "yes"

 

[chrisjohnson93]

#prayfortom'sankle

 

[Tom]

#prayfortom'sankle

Lets get it trending.

 

[DaxCobra]

Lol lets make some Tom Memes...



I used to race in TOCA until I took a glass vase to the ankle.

 

[Lizard]

BTW I may miss the start of the final test.
I have to see my mum in hospital.

 

[Chqr]

Ooooh when's the test and can I come?

 

[Furinkazen]

Tomorrow @ 7pm, full schedule in top of OP.

 

[chrisjohnson93]

it may of already been mentioned but where will tomorrow's test be track wise

 

[Furinkazen]

Tsukuba.

 

[chrisjohnson93]

will the whole event take place at Tsbuska or will the photoshoot be in a different location

 

[Furinkazen]

Undecided. Likely to be Tsukuba.

 

[Chqr]

I'll definitely be there.

 

[Akmuq]

Tomorrow @ 7pm, full schedule in top of OP.

You may think I'm Jesus but I will not be in a TOCA Legends race and a stewards meeting at the same time.

 

[Furinkazen]

You may think I'm Jesus but I will not be in a TOCA Legends race and a stewards meeting at the same time.

We'll sort it out on night, should be easy 👍

 

[Tom]

I'd like to confirm that I won't be at the Pre-Season test tomorrow unless pictures are being taken. Chances are that I'll be missing Rounds 1 & 2 as well, more than happy to be interviewed about the situation though.

 

[DaxCobra]

More than happy to be interviewed about the situation though.

So Tom, how's your leg?


Terrific.

Moving on.

 

[chrisjohnson93]

Tom, the photoshoot is tomorrow at the end of testing