Police Report: 23.9.12 - 7:23am
"Rome, Italia; What appears to be a classic Ferrari has been spotted by Speed Cameras multiple times driving at excessive speed and in a wreck-less manner. The red 60's sports car was first caught at the intersection of Via Germanico and Via Ottaviano, just in front of Castroni Ottaviano.
Onlookers who witnessed the daring driving from outside the cafe, said "a man screamed like a banshee as he feathered the individual throttle bodies of the sexiest car" he's ever seen.
A visibly shaken woman who was nearby said, "his eyes were like a lion's," and the noise of the engine and the banshee howl left her "weak in the knees" as her skirt was tossed aloft by the cars high speed draft.
Authorities are still attempting to identify the man, but speculation states that he may be American and have little-to-no respect for European traffic laws.
We'll just have to see how this mans driving behavior influences Italian women. Polizi Chief says, "We cannot allow this level of sexiness to continue here in Rome."