What does a car say about its driver?

I'm not afraid to die, in fact, some people seem to think I want to!

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Corolla: I know a thing or two about cars, I'm Very local to Toyota and have never had a problem with them. I care somewhat about practicality and looks but I have no problem with how the last one drive so this should be OK. I'm a lot of people.

Nissan above: I was Frozen in the 90s, just came out and bought this amazing ride for a sweet price
BMW 850CSi
 
Ever heard of beating on a dead horse:-)

Nope, sparky already explained it to me though.
There's probably a million well-known phrases, jokes, or quotes that I don't even know about. Because I never really care to look them all up.
 
"Everybody look at how rich and awesome I am! This baby is the king of the road, b:censored:s!"
Hey, at least with the Exige, the guy who's driving it actually knows how to drive. That, or he's about to crash it. The new Mustang is usually the domain of people who think they know how to drive fast cars, at least around here. You can't be an idiot when you're at the wheel of a Lotus, or the car will try to murder you.

As for the Maverick:
Unlike the guy who bought the Mustang, I have a bit of taste and no delusions of grandeur. And my car actually has a soul.

Audi Quattro
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I felt like doing a TG Audi joke, but I won't since it's the Quattro.
"I bought this car because I thought it would be fun to drive in the snow for being a rally car for the public."

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Hey, at least with the Exige, the guy who's driving it actually knows how to drive. That, or he's about to crash it. The new Mustang is usually the domain of people who think they know how to drive fast cars, at least around here. You can't be an idiot when you're at the wheel of a Lotus, or the car will try to murder you.

As for the Maverick:
Unlike the guy who bought the Mustang, I have a bit of taste and no delusions of grandeur. And my car actually has a soul.

Here we go with the idiotic stereotypes again...
 
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