What does a car say about its driver?

[C-ZETA]

"I'm wrong."

 

[Roger the Horse]

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION! LOOK AT ME! I CLIMB BUILDINGS AND DANCE AROUND ON THE ROOFS WHILE SHOUTING FROM A MEGAPHONE! LOOK AT ME!

 

[Bopop4]

"I'm allowed to park in the front at parking lots."

R32

 

[Roger the Horse]

Don't be fooled, Golf's don't get anywhere near as high fuel economy as you'd think, it's costing me ten euros a week to drive my kids to school in it...

 

[Mark II Blit]

"I'm an experienced, respected train driver giving the Shinkansen 100 its last trip through the beautiful spring landscape surrounding Mt. Fuji. Also: KURISUMASU EKUSUPURESU."

 

[Azure Flare]

I forget how to luxury car

Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4

Oh Logan...

 

[Sage Ages]

"I graduated from an Eclipse to this."

 

[RVDNuT374]

*read in redneck accent* It says Dodge so that means I got a Hemi in it!


1979 Ford Ranchero:

 

[Sage Ages]

"I wear a white suit and a ten gallón hat every single day."

 

[Darla Starch]

Sir, you've got a tail light out....and Crown Vics are too mainstream.


NEXT UP TO BAT: Vector W-8

 

[Azure Flare]

Literally everything else is too mainstream.

Mercury Cougar Eliminator

 

[Roger the Horse]

Hi, I'm an old guy in a baseball cap...

 

[Bopop4]

Everyone thinks it's a Nissan, and then I get fed up with them and have to have an icy-hot-Gurineza-cappuccino to calm myself down.


EG6 Civic making 500hp via a giant turbo.

 

[Roger the Horse]

They're standing by the side of the road, wondering how they managed to break a Honda engine.

 

[Bopop4]

They're standing by the road, wondering how to start the engine.

 

[Sage Ages]

 

[Roger the Horse]

They're a soldier, or someone with a military obsession.

 

[AudiMan2011]

An accident waiting to happen.

2014 Lexus RC350

 

[Murcie_LP640]

A person that interestingly loves the new IS' grille so much they ordered a Lexus with an even BIGGER one!

Suzuki Mighty Boy

 

[Roger the Horse]

They may not have much money, but they still wanted an interesting car.

 

[C-ZETA]

"I like tricycles."

 

[Sage Ages]

Stereotypical white chicks.

 

[Roger the Horse]

I heard it was like the rally car...

 

[White & Nerdy]

All the numbers match, right down to the seat foam! I had to search 5 years for an exact reproduction because... hey, wait, where are you going?

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

"I prefer to be called 'hot rodder', not 'car enthusiast'"

 

[Darla Starch]

Because I always wanted my car to look like it's peeing on fire hydrants.

NEXT: Hyundai Veloster

 

[Slash]

Because I always wanted my car to look like it's peeing on fire hydrants.

NEXT: Hyundai Veloster

 

[NoobMan DS]

Alright, I decide to finally have my first post in this thread of presumptions and prejudices

Hyundai Veloster?

It's either simply...well, let's assume this is someone's first car with a limited budget:

"I just like how it looks. It's lovely and it's kinda cute. And I heard it's quite a good car, actually."

or

"My car is so, so awesome, it's so different than what many others drive! I am so awesome because I am different! Of course, if you're different then it's nothing bad, it makes you automatically cool! You are just not cool enough if you choose to follow other people! You should not feel obligated to follow other people, you should always have the courage to be different! I love my car so very much, it's so different! That makes me so, so very special! I'm not even actually a huge fan of this car, I just wanted it because it's simply so different!"

..ahem.

Ok, next one:

Ferrari 550 LM road car

 

[Slash]

I take my car to the track once a week.

1970 Mach 1

 

[Aesthetics]

"The older mustangs are too common, newer ones are a p.o.s, so I'll gladly strike it in the middle."

A corolla wagon which just happens to be my brother's... This should be entertaining.