I'm doing a horror movie marathon for the month of October where I'll be watching
32 128
?! horror films I haven't seen yet... one for each day of the month, plus an extra
one 97 because I'm pitting them against each other in a tournament bracket for funsies
(and I'm a masochist).
So far I've watched:
Kwaidan / 怪談 (1964): A beautiful anthology film comprised of four ghost stories. Its deliberate pace helps establish a thick atmosphere and mood, though I'd be lying if I said it held my attention captive for the entire 3-hour runtime. My favorite story was the 3rd one, though they're all good.
The Lost Boys (1987): Deliciously 80s vampire flick that's pure fun. Maybe certain aspects of the plot could be nitpicked, and some of the compositing is spotty... but all the same, I had a great time with it.
Dracula (1992): Technically a partial rewatch, as I definitely saw at least the opening sequence back when I was around 5 years old or so... though I'm sure my parents shooed me out of the living room when things got too sexy. Anyway... while they're not this film's only problems, Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder sure do drag this movie down a few pegs, eh? Still, between the striking aesthetics of the film and the handful of other actors and actresses who deliver more captivating performances, it manages to be enjoyable enough. Has me wishing it were better though...
Friday the 13th (1980): Although I hadn't seen this one before, I knew the score regarding the identity of the killer in this installment. What I didn't know, however, was that Kevin Bacon was in it... well, half of it anyway. Ultimately, it was an amusing enough movie but a bit unsatisfying.
The Witch (2015): A gorgeous and disturbing tale of a family tormented by a witch, though I've gotta say... Thomasin teasing her young brother and sister with tales of witchcraft is probably the closest I've been tempted to yell at a character in a horror movie for doing something dumb. Still, that's not really a flaw of the movie itself which was fantastic.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014): Silly fun. I went in figuring it'd be comedic, but I didn't expect the mockumentary angle which was an amusing surprise. Only a couple parts made me truly laugh out loud (the sandwich analogy comes to mind), but the movie is chock full of clever humor and doesn't overstay its welcome with a svelte sub-90m runtime.
House / ハウス (1977): A haunted house horror story with a wildly whimsical aesthetic that somehow doesn't entirely undercut the dread, and in fact sometimes adds to it. Surprisingly rich with fascinating subtext, too. Marvelous.
Crimson Peak (2015): Certain aspects of the story might be a bit flimsy, but this film very quickly put a big smile on my face which remained there for the duration of the movie. A visual treat.
Poltergeist (1982): While Poltergeist failed to get me to buy into the stakes of the story and get invested emotionally, it was still a highly entertaining rollercoaster ride that really picks up in the last 3rd of the movie. While not directed by Spielberg, you can definitely feel his touch here.
The Evil Dead (1981): Despite the mediocre (if we're being generous) acting and production values so low you'd think they were doing the limbo, The Evil Dead still manages to have some impressively gross and fun visual effects. It wasn't amazing, but I enjoyed it well enough and am certainly keen to check out the rest of the movies in the series to see what they can do with the production values lifted off the floor. Also, as an aside, I wasn't expecting it to go full hentai with that first near-kill...
The Lighthouse (2019): I went into The Lighthouse slightly concerned... as someone who loves solitude, I don't particularly relate to the whole trope of isolation driving people mad. Fortunately, The Lighthouse isn't really that... it's a surreal nightmare, and it's fantastic. Also, Dafoe and Pattinson both turned in stellar performances.
Rosemary's Baby (1968): If you wanted to be reductive, you could describe Rosemary's Baby as just being Gaslight but with the jewel heist motive changed to something much more sinister and supernatural... yet it's somehow also the more convincing scenario with a bleaker and better resolution, and packs an undeniably potent punch with the maternal aspect adding another emotional layer to it. Strong performances across the board too. Excellent.
Noriko's Dinner Table / 紀子の食卓 (2005): Did not realize that this was gonna have a plot tangentially connected to Suicide Club, so that was a fun surprise. It's a little bit slow, but quite compelling and I think it's the superior film compared to Suicide Club.
Sinister (2012): There are some fair criticisms one could levy against this movie... over-reliance on jump scares, the monster looking like a member of Slipknot, etc. But ultimately I found it highly effective, easily the scariest film I've watched this month and the only one to actually send chills down my spine. And while I'm not judging these movies by how scary they are but instead how good they are... while horror movies can easily be good without being scary, I think it's unlikely for any horror movie to be scary without also being good. Also, I do love me a deliciously dark ending.
The Others (2001): As with Dracula, this one's technically a partial rewatch... I'd seen it back in the day as a kid, but my attention was so divided that my dad had to explain to me what the big twist was (despite the fact that one of the living characters basically spells it out for you). So yeah, I did know the main twist going in... but it kinda gave me the best of both worlds, being able to pick up on fun details
"Stop breathing like that. Stop breathing like that! STOP BREATHING!" without actually knowing the details. Anyway, it might be easy to write this one off as a Sixth Sense ripoff, but it's the superior film... or maybe that's just my crush on Nicole Kidman elevating it, but you can't deny she gives a tremendous performance here.
The VelociPastor (2018): Hot trash, but you likely deduced that from the name of the film. Faintly amusing, but I mainly just included it so that it's meager ~75 minute runtime would give me a bit of a breather. And well, that's pretty much what it accomplished.
The Birds (1963): Psycho is great, this one ain't. Being a well-liked Hitchcock film, maybe my expectations were too high... but damn, this kinda sucked. Got off to a decent enough start, and even when the horrible compositing reared its head and sapped most of the scariness away, I was willing to overlook it in hopes that the story paid off... but my jaw was literally agape at how rubbish that ending was. If this movie was ever good, it certainly hasn't aged well.
Jigoku / 地獄 (1960): A visually stunning tale of a man who finds himself tormented in life and in death. Loses a little bit of steam over the course of its runtime, and I'm not entirely sure what to make of the ending... but it's definitely something special, and has aged quite well.
Pulse (1988): Shockingly bad.
ba dum tss Okay, not VelociPastor bad... but aside from some cool (and very sparse) visual effects, it didn't really have much of anything going for it and was mostly just a chore to get through.
In Fabric (2018): The tale of a creepy clothing botique and their cursed red dress. Quite fun, and very attractive visually... but the 2 hour runtime is definitely a size too big.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994): Got off to a reasonably strong start, but my feelings became a little more mixed as the film went on... but the ending puts a nice bow on it, earning it a Get Out of Jail Free card. Kinda made me think of Alan Wake, to the point where I half-expected John Trent to be Sutter Cane. Anyway, it wasn't amazing, but it was cute.
UPDATE: I was planning to do a horror game marathon in tandem with this movie marathon, but I've since decided to shelve that idea and expand my lineup of movies this year. I'm on a pretty comfortable pace to get through 64 films in October, so... I think I'll try for 128. A bit absurd and starting to get close to the limit of what's theoretically possible if I were to devote all my free time to watching movies, but hey... why not?
I've completely re-seeded my tournament bracket including the films I've already watched, so the prior match-up results are no longer valid and new results are pending.
UPDATE 2: New tournament results (so far):
Round 1-1: Kwaidan (1964) vs The Lost Boys (1987) - Winner: The Lost Boys
Round 1-2: Dracula (1992) vs Friday the 13th (1980) - Winner: Dracula
Round 1-3: Noriko's Dinner Table (2005) vs Sinister (2012) - Winner: Sinister
Round 1-4: The Others (2001) vs The VelociPastor (2018) - Winner: The Others
Round 1-5: The Birds (1963) vs Jigoku (1960) - Winner: Jigoku
Round 1-6: The Witch (2015) vs Pulse (1988) - The Witch
Round 1-7: In Fabric (2018) vs In the Mouth of Madness (1994) - Winner: In the Mouth of Madness
Round 1-10: What We Do in the Shadows (2014) vs Cannibal Holocaust (1980) - TBD
Round 1-14: House (1977) vs Ju-on: The Curse (2000) - TBD
Round 1-16: Crimson Peak (2015) vs Bordello of Blood (1996) - TBD
Round 1-39: Poltergeist (1982) vs The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) - TBD
Round 1-44: The Evil Dead (1981) vs Puppet Master (1989) - TBD
Round 1-45: The Lighthouse (2019) vs Martyrs (2008) - TBD
Round 1-49: Rosemary's Baby (1968) vs Candyman (1992) - TBD
Round 2-1: The Lost Boys (1987) vs Dracula (1992) - Winner: The Lost Boys
Round 2-2: Sinister (2012) vs The Others (2001) - Winner: The Others
Round 2-3: Jigoku (1960) vs The Witch (2014) - Winner: Jigoku
Round 3-1: The Lost Boys (1987) vs The Others (2001) - Winner: The Others