I watched "Shoot em up" this evening.
Its John Woo, meets chuck norris's favourite gun, meets rush hour, meets Max Payne's worst shoot outs.
Another hour of my life wasted.
Im not sure if it was supposed to be serious or what, but it was shot like it was, but it actually made me laugh out loud with the high level of ridiculousness. (is that even a word? is this even a film?)
I suppose i should have realised that this wasnt a high calibre film, when the lead actor (deadly serious the whole time) killed the first bad guy of about 1,500 dead bad guys, with a half eaten carrot. (yes folx, that is the truth, i saw him die)
Later, whilst chewing another carrot, he was heard to say "What's up doc?"
And they charge you money to rent these films?
I tried to get it back (my money) but i got to the store at 3 mins to closing, and they had locked the door already.
If however, you like a no holds barred, shoot em up (ahhhhh thats where they got the name) thats as blummin stupid as it is intelligent, and you want to see Monica Belluci in the buff, then go waste some money, and prepare the tissues for the "crying with incredulity" moments.
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