What's so special about Stig?

[MoggStyle]

this thread is blasphemy.

 

[Revnne]

Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days...

and his elbows are on his face, and he is mac compatible, i have a whole poster with stig facts on it lol

 

[DrTrebor007]

Why even ask this?
The Stig is amazing, like i sold GT5 to my dad saying he could be the stig

 

[TT3AZ]

Well, honestly i dont care about this "Stig" guy, or his clothes. Acording to me, he is just a regular person that i could beat any time on the track (gt5 that is). Wonder how "Stig" would handle in a drag race? . I call Stig out...

 

[Crispy]

Well, honestly i dont care about this "Stig" guy, or his clothes. Acording to me, he is just a regular person that i could beat any time on the track (gt5 that is). Wonder how "Stig" would handle in a drag race? . I call Stig out...

Be prepared to be murdered by dogs the shape of the High Speed Ring.

 

[TehHO]

Whats so special about him?! Well, if your first name is "The" thats enought said right there ;-) 👍

And also:

Some say the STIG is overrated.

... And they were wrong!

&

this thread is blasphemy.

^ THIS. Period.

 

[ShortAznGuy]

Some say he may be your father.

That's pretty special.

 

[another_jakhole]

^^^^ lol

Why oh why did the Chuck Norris thread have to die. Chuck Norris gave birth to The Stig!

 

[ka-mai]

Obviously I've watched Top Gear before. I'm not really looking for Chuck Norris jokes. Yes I'm a Top Gear fan too but really? It's a white racing suit not the real Stig.

It's just a bit of fun. Either you "get it" or you don't.

 

[Wippermannl]

barrichello was better then the stig

 

[TeamOrecaViper]

barrichello was better then the stig

Maybe he was the stig for some episodes ?

 

[thechosenwonton]

Some say, his testicles are ball bearings, and that he pees heavy cream...

 

[PureLogic]

i liked the obese lorry-driving stig

 

[thefraggle]

So what your saying is that the Stig is better than Jesus. 👍

I dont think he was saying that but now you have stumbled upon it...... Stig is also real so deserves extra credit.

 

[symustafa1996]

Some say he has the map of the Moon tattooed to his face...........

 

[disinfected]

Some say he has the map of the Moon tattooed to his face...........

And that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand.

 

[NFSCARBON1]

Some say that while moonlighting as a character in Dr Who, to avoid his identity being revealed he tore off his own face.

 

[gt addict]

Some say he isn't a person it's a suit.
Also, some say he has built in shoes.

 

[Furinkazen]

Some say... when you put him a in a car you gain an extra 45hp.

Others say... he sold Forza a cheap copy of himself for their new game.

All we know... is he is the Stig!

 

[DLR]

Some say, that he uses the X1 to take its children to school...

*laughter*

...and that if he were to design a racing simulator game, he would make the Bugatti Veyron a premium car.....


All we know is he is called the Stig.

 

[JLawrence]

Some say he knows three facts about ducks, all of which are wrong.
Face it Cahill. The Stig is the Jesus of the auto world.

 

[Bobby-Vegas]

Women say he has a small wee-wee

 

[Machate-man]

i liked the obese lorry-driving stig

And his 'tanned' arm

 

[Aaronrray]

Which Stig???

Oh by the way. Does anyone else remember the Stig's outfit used to be black???

before he drove a car off an aircraft carrier...

 

[Solo]

before he drove a car off an aircraft carrier...

Because his identity was found out

 

[tyrellg]

The Stig.

 

[tyrellg]

The Stig sets times for Sebastian Vettel to beat.

 

[Mr. CoolFiat]

Because Racecar.

 

[GT5Power]

Because he is...mysterious.

 

[Villain]

He's speaks in morse code.