With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
Interesting claim. Not really legitimate though. According to the rules, Bush won the election. So the word losing here is really out of place.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history
Ok.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
And Texas hates him so much now that they elected another Republican to office and will send Bush their electoral votes in the next election
. bankrupted the state
Let me see the figures. Texas is doing quite well, unlike the mess California was left with after Davis (democrat) got finished spending all of its money.
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
And this is the fault of the oil companies or the fact that Houston is growing bigtime and is full of huge pickup trucks that get 3 miles per gallon? Texans like their trucks. I love how everything is fault of the oil companies. Nobody wants to take responsibility. Houston isnt that bad, Ive spent quite a bit of time there and I prefer the air there to LA where I live.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
Didnt we already talk about this?
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
I think this is legitimate.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
If hed made lots of money that would be a bad thing too right? So he made a bad business move
big deal. Im sure he learned from it. Thats 3 steps closer to being qualified to run a country than some lawyer who extorts companies for money.
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I didnt know that. Interesting. Turns out he ran in 1978. Back when nobody knew who the hell he was. Name recognition is bigtime in politics isnt it?
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was
a cheerleader.
Couldnt find anything about him being a cheerleader, not that it bothers me. Heres an article about his grades (and a bunch of other history thats a lot less relevant than his last 4 years in office). Apparently he carried a 77 cumulative average and took a heavy course load. But hey we all know hes not the brightest guy. Good thing he has bright advisors.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaigns/wh2000/stories/bush072799.htm
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
This is making a fact out of something thats hotly disputed that Bush went AWOL. We all know that Bush did cocaine already. This quote makes it sound like a bad thing that Bush joined the national guard. Its funny that these same people didnt have a problem with Clinton who was a real draft dodger and who smoked dope. When the shoe is on the other foot its all fair game I guess.
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
Yup. Does it matter if his driving record has been lost if we know that he was arrested for drunk driving. Wed know if it happened again, so the record is not important. Yes drunk driving sucks, but I think the laws had just changed or something?? I seem to remember something about the blood alcohol limit changing in Texas and him being just on the other side of it? Regardless, we all knew that Bush did some stupid things when he was younger. That hasnt stopped him from being resolute in the White House and running the war on terror (notice that doesnt say the war on Osama Bin Laden or the war on Afghanistan). It hasnt stopped him from doing the right thing for the economy or over spending on social programs or health care. What he has done in the white house has been far more important than what he did when he was a kid.
DONE!!!!!
I covered all the points! Not that it was hard, and not that it would have been hard to do the same thing to an email slamming Kerry. The important thing is where these guys stand on the issues and what they plan to do with the country.