Worst you've dealt with online...

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gamerdog6482
Purple420:"Gamer did you kik Fox?"
Me: "Yes".
Purple420: "Why?"
Me: "I don't allow X2011s in this room."
Purple420 (Who is in a gold chrome Veyron): "She's a girl. A hot one. And she owns a Veron spoert."
I don't respond.
P
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How does purple know that? For all we know, this 'hot girl' could be some random pedophilic creep who poses as an attractive rich girl.
 
Mynock005
I can't seem to get the online races working most of the time, but on the rare occation I can connect to people I like to join the drifting lobbies and at least try to drift (I'm terrible but I've been trying to practice). Because I suck at GT5 so much, especially the drifting I usually go find a random corner somewhere that no one is around and try and practice there. As soon as someone sees me spinning out a lot while trying to drift, they tell the room leader to kick me. Why? Well the most recent reason was "lulz ur a n00b come bak when u got some skill ya ****." So I've been sticking to Arcade mode to practice, although it's hard when you can't see what other people are doing to make it look so easy. If there was a way to bottle up all the anger and hate displayed on the Internet, we could probably solve the energy crisis, world hunger, poverty, etc etc etc...
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U want to come and drift with me?
I actually feel bad for you ;(
Just add me and i will help you with cars setup's etc ;)
PSN: leetje13
 
I just joined a lobby called COPS75. I joined as a cop, because I thought it would be fun.
~1 hour later, the host (Who will be called "Host) says this:
Host: "Everyone line up behind me at pits."
OK, a bit weird, but then this other guy (Who will be called "Citroen") in a GT by Citroen Concept, says this:
Citroen: "We need a cop"
Host: "Yes"
Citroen: "Gamer get in front"
So I figured I would play their "game" for a bit, and I did. We were at Le Sarth. So, we get to the end of the Mulsanne and Host says:
Host: "Park where you will be seen."
Naturally I was going 180 so I cause a bit of a pileup upon "parking".
So Citroen starts ramming me over and over again, says "wTF" and claims I was ramming him.
I get kicked after over an hour of copping and stopping Enzos.
 
I was racing with a person who shall be called gto (he was driving a gto) in a 590pp lobby and at the first corner he hit me. This continues for the rest of the race. He tries to spin me out, run me off the road, use me as a brake and in the 8th lap I decide to make a pit stop. I catch up to him, get 1st out of 4, win the race. Then after the race he starts to argue about me saying I'm a dirty racer, I tried to spin him out, hit him and etc... I raced clean and he raced dirty. Finally after all his bill crap and with me not giving a Hoover dam about him he kicks me because I'm a sore winner even though I said nothing. 1st experience with a noob like him
 
Dooglers8
I joined the most interesting cops room a couple days ago...
So, here's what happened: I was bored, nobody that I felt like driving with was on, so I shuffled through all my friends and saw that one of them was in a room. I clicked on the little orange icon, saw that it was a cops room, and joined. So I join the room and enter the track with my black Range Stormer. Meanwhile, several kids are barking away on the mic, yelling at somebody. I barely make it out of the pits, when a blue Maserati comes up behind me and starts blaring its horn.

"PULL OVER!"

So, I pull over, and wait for him to state his deal. Apparently I was speeding, and was let off with a warning. Fair enough. A couple laps go past, and I change to an '83 Nissan 300ZX. I start driving around the track, this time at a more lively pace, since all the 'cops' are busy yelling at supercars. Then suddenly...

"PULL OVER!"

No, I don't want to pull over, thank you very much. You could at least be polite about it. So, I continue driving, whilst the blue Maserati tails me.

"PULL OVER, PULL OVER, PULL OVER!"

This kid just kept saying it over, and over, and over again. He didn't attempt to get in front of me to slow me down, or pit-maneuver me, no, he just insisted on repeating himself; quite obnoxious, really. Finally, he gets distracted, and I drive off. Then, a very odd ritual begins. The host orders everyone to line up at the pits, insisting that if everyone doesn't show up, they're getting booted. I continue to drive on, not really wanting to listen to the bossy little guy. A couple minutes later, the host leads everyone around in an X1 "Police Car" for a 2 lap "lol press the gas pedal and go really fast" "race". Uh, ok. The 2 lap "race" ends, and everyone goes back to speeding around, and the cops go back to verbally berating the speeders. A couple minutes later, there's another 2 lap "lol go really really fast" "race", followed by more clueless speeders and angry cops.
Oh, and whilst all this is happening, I keep hearing:

"PULL OVER, PULL OVER, PULL OVER!"
"I WILL HAVE YOU KICKED!"
"STOP ALREADY!"

Finally, I leave and go to my lounge for a peaceful round of cruising. What an odd room that was. :lol:
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Was I there doog? I forget
 
alexlam24
I was racing with a person who shall be called gto (he was driving a gto) in a 590pp lobby and at the first corner he hit me. This continues for the rest of the race. He tries to spin me out, run me off the road, use me as a brake and in the 8th lap I decide to make a pit stop. I catch up to him, get 1st out of 4, win the race. Then after the race he starts to argue about me saying I'm a dirty racer, I tried to spin him out, hit him and etc... I raced clean and he raced dirty. Finally after all his bill crap and with me not giving a Hoover dam about him he kicks me because I'm a sore winner even though I said nothing. 1st experience with a noob like him
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This happened to me once...in a free run room.
What track were you on?
 
In a drag racing room at indy (WITH MY LOVELY GT-R) and this guy in a silver ACR kept ramming me when i try to race another silver ACR,he's on the return trip at like 250 + ready to ram me hard,simply i make my car ghost and he missed me and hit the wall,so whenever i'm ready to start, he is ready to ram me from the back (POOR GT-R SEXY A*S)
 
I was racing with my psn friend in a room where we race and the thing I didn't know was it was a dirty race and I didn't say that on the title.so when the race started,my freaking god it was insane.at the first corner,it was crazy and it was really dirty.when I went to Daytona,it was even worse.everyone wasn't using their brakes that much and they were driving like they couldn't drive.if it going to be dirty,then what about putting dirty racing on the title,goooood!!!!
 
lldantell
I was racing with my psn friend in a room where we race and the thing I didn't know was it was a dirty race and I didn't say that on the title.so when the race started,my freaking god it was insane.at the first corner,it was crazy and it was really dirty.when I went to Daytona,it was even worse.everyone wasn't using their brakes that much and they were driving like they couldn't drive.if it going to be dirty,then what about putting dirty racing on the title,goooood!!!!
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What? Can't really understand what you are trying to say...
 
otakukid96
This is just a guess, but I think he's saying that he unknowingly joined a dirty racing room, and is saying that if it is a dirty room, that should be in the room title.
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That what I try to say
 
otakukid96
This is just a guess, but I think he's saying that he unknowingly joined a dirty racing room, and is saying that if it is a dirty room, that should be in the room title.
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Oh, that makes sense. I once joined a COPS room that wasn't actually COPS...
 
New story, all of it is true. Characters: Me, Host, Audi.
So, I see a room that doesn't have a title. Wanting to show off my new Ferrari P4 in a room that doesn't allow mics, I join. The host, Host, is n a Honda S600 Race Car. We go a couple laps (it was a free run room at Cape Ring North), and then this other guy Audi joins. He pulls out on to the track in a Mercedes-Benz DTM car, not sure the exact car. After ten minutes I get bored and switch to my trusty Tank Car on Comfort Hard tires, no aides. Yep. So, I'm cruising around and then Audi switches to an Audi Pikes Peak Quattro and then starts ramming me. A LOT. Then Host starts ramming me (in my Tank, with his Honda S600 Race Car). So, I post "Stop ramming me!" and Audi says "xd". Then Host says "nO," and I just ghost and post it here.
I am still in the pits of that room.
 
Well, I was racing in a 400 PP lobby earlier, just trying to have fun. I guess that many don't take it well when a Honda Element beats out their FR-Ss, Miatas, and the like. I was sitting in third out of sixteen in a race on Rome Circuit, when a 300 SL decides to dive bomb the inside and try to get past me. He does... and promptly places me into the wall.

After the race, I sarcastically say "Thanks for pushing me into the wall (300 SL)."

His response?

"welcome gr"

The nerve of some people...
 
I've just had one from a member on this site, not mentioning any names.

I run my B-spec widget when I can. I ran it today and went out of the house to grab a few things from town. Came back to two messages, on asking how the widget worked then another telling me to "do one". All because I was not about to reply.

I guess some people show appreciation in different ways eh!
 
I joined a room called Old Muscle VS New Muscle. So I wait for the next race to start and I don't know what the host thinks muscle is, but he is in an X2011 -_-. I do the race and like you expect the host wins. I then question why he is using an X2011 in a muscle room, and he kicks me.
 
Just for kicks, I join a room titled "GirlZ only".
As soon as I'm cruising in my LP910-4 the host asked "Are you a girl"
I say no, as I have no real reason to lie and say yes.
He says "me neeter"
I quit.
 
I joined a room doing random PP races, we were racing at deep forest raceway and I was in second place on the last lap coming up to the last corner, but I was less than a second behind the guy in front.
He took the defensive line into the corner so he ran wide on exit. I took the wide entry so I could get a better run down the straight. As we exit the corner our cars are fairly close but he spins out and I take the flag.
He then abuses me for 5 solid minutes calling me every name under the sun, plus the usual your mum jokes and what not. Claiming I had rammed him off on the last corner.
And in the next race he rams me straight off and shouted "yeah how do you like it you ****ing c**t!!"

I watched the replay and our cars were a metre apart, he ran wide clipped the grass and spun. All by himself.
 
Pagey279
I joined a room doing random PP races, we were racing at deep forest raceway and I was in second place on the last lap coming up to the last corner, but I was less than a second behind the guy in front.
He took the defensive line into the corner so he ran wide on exit. I took the wide entry so I could get a better run down the straight. As we exit the corner our cars are fairly close but he spins out and I take the flag.
He then abuses me for 5 solid minutes calling me every name under the sun, plus the usual your mum jokes and what not. Claiming I had rammed him off on the last corner.
And in the next race he rams me straight off and shouted "yeah how do you like it you ****ing c**t!!"

I watched the replay and our cars were a metre apart, he ran wide clipped the grass and spun. All by himself.
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Its typical of sore losers and people who can not race properly.
If they make a mistake they will just abuse you.
 
Had this happen to me last night.. Was trying to dive inside my friend at the Nurburging with my ARTA NSX, he had the Calsonic 2008 GTR and we were at the downhill right hander just before flugplatz. Bottom line he slammed the door on me and the NSX nailed the GTR.. Got sent into the grass and entered a massive tail spin.. On the second revolution it got slammed up flugplatz by the Camaro RM behind me.. and began to spin even faster, after spinning off track and bouncing off the wall it spun back onto the track.. The NSX endured yet another massive hit, taking a 110 mph direct hit in the side from the hosts F40.. .. By this point I was like f:censored: it and just let the thing spin cuz I was getting so dizzy, a few seconds later the car came back to me.. It was an accident, no knock against the guy, he was very friendly and a courteous driver, ive just never in my life spun so many times in so few seconds
 
At road course Indy drag racing. I was racing a guy for pinks and I was tied with the guy 1/1. I made it half way done the track leading by a car when a x1 came out of no where and took me out. Had an argument with the guy and he said no re-runs. I didn't send the car because that was bs. I wish I knew the guy in the x1's name so I could get him banned. I would have had a nice spec v 09' in my garage if it wasn't for the x1.
 
I raced at the nurburgring 24hr track in a supercar shuffle race.i was in a viper and other people had different cars.then the host started the race.when I was at the first corner,I got rammed at the back and went into the sand.then,I was at the big part of the track and everytime I try to keep up to the leader,I keep getting rear ended and pushed into the grass.so I quit and watched the race.that was one of the worst races I ever had
 
TeamVMS76
Well, I was racing in a 400 PP lobby earlier, just trying to have fun. I guess that many don't take it well when a Honda Element beats out their FR-Ss, Miatas, and the like. I was sitting in third out of sixteen in a race on Rome Circuit, when a 300 SL decides to dive bomb the inside and try to get past me. He does... and promptly places me into the wall.

After the race, I sarcastically say "Thanks for pushing me into the wall (300 SL)."

His response?

"welcome gr"

The nerve of some people...
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Haha I love beating people with the element! I've won numerous 400-450pp races with it :D it really does piss people off :D ..Keep at it!
 

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