Worst you've dealt with online...

[TeamVMS76]

Haha I love beating people with the element! I've won numerous 400-450pp races with it it really does piss people off ..Keep at it!

Ever since that race, I've been looking for the oddest of all cars to tune and race. Odyssey, Stagea 25t, Airtrek Turbo... people don't see it coming!

Oh, and I wonder if I can beat an Evo X with my Avantime...

 

[gamerdog6482]

Ever since that race, I've been looking for the oddest of all cars to tune and race. Odyssey, Stagea 25t, Airtrek Turbo... people don't see it coming!

Oh, and I wonder if I can beat an Evo X with my Avantime...

Have you tried this?
Or, better yet, this!?

Although, this is a bit better.




Anyway, I entered a room that didn't have a title (again). It was a free run room (again) at Nurburgring. I entered and the host said "no formula or RB".
So I grabbed my Nissan GT-R R35 TC and started cruising around. The host repeated that every time someone new entered. So, around me finishing my first lap the host quits. New host posts "no rb" and gets out his FGT. All of a sudden I'm in a room of 12 FGTs. So the new host says "Gamer get fgt" and I say this: "Excuse me, but I am perfectly happy with this here Nissan. You can take your FGT, but I'll keep my R35 if you don't mind."
The host waits about a minute, posts "no" and then kicks me.

 

[TeamVMS76]

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Thanks for the suggestions, though I do have a Cervo styled to be my little Pikachu (no clue what pushed me to make that one...) and my one of my main drifters is a 500 F, Tank Car horn included. I'll definitely have a go at those tunes though!

Anyways, I don't want to kick this thread off-topic, so another story:

Was cruising/drifting said Fiat 500 in a Track Day lobby I inherited after the host left. The reaction that some people immediately have is to ALWAYS punt the little car around, a reaction I'm very much used to. A guy in a Veyron proceeds to ram me at ~150 MPH, causing me to hit another driver in front of me (hey, 1960's brakes can only do so much right?).

Long story short, the guy I hit shrugs it off, while I type:

"You know (Veyron), it's not very smart to keep ramming the host. You're luck I'm not one of those who kicks people immediately."

Veyron: "oops."

Veyron: "what if i hit you again what are you going to do"

Me: "I would be very disappointed that you are hitting my beloved Cinquecento."​

Five minutes later, I get more hits, in succession, from Mr. Veyron, which prompted me to say,

"Have fun finding another lobby." -kick-​

Amidst all of the stressful moments, it's fun being host at times...

 

[gamerdog6482]

500 F

That tune was for the R, which has a slightly larger engine and more power. Although the F is great for trolling some 2CVs.

Amidst all of the stressful moments, it's fun being host at times...

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You just summed up this entire thread.

 

[bpu]

Well I just tried to trade OLD_BEASTY and he stole my car. He's floating around trading rooms, so don't trade with him. I don't understand what satisfaction people get out of gaining cars they didn't earn? Bye, bye E55 AMG...... I'll miss you my drift monster.

 

[F1]

Well I just tried to trade (a guy) and he stole my car. He's floating around trading rooms, so don't trade with him. I don't understand what satisfaction people get out of gaining cars they didn't earn? Bye, bye E55 AMG...... I'll miss you my drift monster.

No names allowed I'm afraid.

 

[TeamVMS76]

I'll miss you my drift monster.

And that's where a USB drive comes in handy to back up your save, just in case. They're pretty cheap ($5 or less perhaps around here?) and saved me from scammers quite a few times.

 

[Karl1993]

I was in a free run earlier, just to relax and there was a person offering to trade nothing but DLC cars despite everyone persistently telling him he couldn't, its a shame how a) some people fail to listen and b) some people only want to scam people out of their cars

 

[masterrawad]

I was in a free run earlier, just to relax and there was a person offering to trade nothing but DLC cars despite everyone persistently telling him he couldn't, its a shame how a) some people fail to listen and b) some people only want to scam people out of their cars

Had a similar incident a while back where this guy in a lobby wanted to trade his Audi R10 to someone. He said he wanted any car in return, but they had to send first. Here is the conversation:

Me: Audi R10 is untradeable...

Scammer: yes it is u ****

Me: It is over the 1mil credit limit.

Scammer: no it isn't u ****

At this point another guy takes notice and gives this scammer a piece of his mind.

Other guy: What, you are trying to scam people by getting them to send first?

Other guy again: Grow up you bloody idiot and stop scamming.

Scammer: U cant tell me wut 2 do u stupid ****

Me: Your argument points are terrible, if you have any.

Scammer: haha i bet u listen to 70s pop

Other guy: what the hell does that have to do with anything?

After that the next few lines I can't remember, but it involved a poorly constructed argument on the scammer's side, including sexual innuendo (s p a c e d out so the filter won't pick it up), living in a basement, and virginity. This was the final line the other guy said:

Other guy: Do not trade with <username removed>. He is trying to trade an untradeable car and scam you out of yours.

Then the scammer disconnects and no one hears from him ever again. Good fight, I suppose?

 

[Mad4missiles]

Why scam its stupid all you have to do is buy an external hard drive and clone the cars it's not rocket science save game data to hard drive send car delete saved game off ps3 and copy the one off your hard drive. done

 

[Jahgee]

Decided to join a Free Run Cop lobby yesterday

Stayed for an hour on Monaco, having fun avoiding cops in my Chevrolet Corvette, then the host leaves and a new guy takes over, he changes it to Nordschleife with rain. He sets the HP limit at 700 so I decide to pull out my Chaparral 2J, everybody else in an Impreza RM/TC / Mustang. I smoke them by 2 minutes and they think I'm some alien. Then the host changes it to Alaska and removes the HP limit, to combat my "Brick Alien Car". I pull out my Escudo and smoke them twice, once in one lap and once in three laps (And there were 8 people there with finishing order reversed starting, so I couldn't see for about a lap). Eventually the host gets tired of me and changes the track to Indy Road Course, changing this Cops lobby into a Tag/Drag lobby. I left after that

 

[BackRowRacing]

Decided to join a Free Run Cop lobby yesterday

Stayed for an hour on Monaco, having fun avoiding cops in my Chevrolet Corvette, then the host leaves and a new guy takes over, he changes it to Nordschleife with rain. He sets the HP limit at 700 so I decide to pull out my Chaparral 2J, everybody else in an Impreza RM/TC / Mustang. I smoke them by 2 minutes and they think I'm some alien. Then the host changes it to Alaska and removes the HP limit, to combat my "Brick Alien Car". I pull out my Escudo and smoke them twice, once in one lap and once in three laps (And there were 8 people there with finishing order reversed starting, so I couldn't see for about a lap). Eventually the host gets tired of me and changes the track to Indy Road Course, changing this Cops lobby into a Tag/Drag lobby. I left after that

"That's incredible"
-Kyle Petty.
The cop rooms are fun when there are actually cops. Usually I volunteer because no one feels like being a cop. Instead one of those who hit the wall head on with a X2010

 

[Jahgee]

"That's incredible"
-Kyle Petty.
The cop rooms are fun when there are actually cops. Usually I volunteer because no one feels like being a cop. Instead one of those who hit the wall head on with a X2010

The cop/cruiser ratio was actually about 1/1 before the host left.

 

[TeamVMS76]

*Scammer argument*

My oh my... I too have had a similar encounter like this, around a month ago. I was just cruising around a Daytona trade lobby when a guy types in how he wanted a Tank Car. I told him that it's untradable, but it can be won in the American Championship (or something like that). This is where another guy (I shall call him No. 1 from here) targets me and says that the Tank Car is, in fact, tradable. I calmly tell him about how it's over the 1,000,000 credit trade limit.

ANOTHER player (No. 2) goes on to proclaim how No. 1 is a well-respected trader and how No. 1 is a member of GT5 (wait... what? ).

Now, for the record, whenever I type online, I use a keyboard and I make it a habit to try and use near perfect grammar so that whatever I say is readable. I also tend to use upper-level language in situations like these.​

I forgot what I said, but I reply back as to not provoke No. 1 or No. 2. Whatever I said somehow triggered a massive "OMG LET'S PICK ON THE SMART GUY HERE," reaction from these two. According to these two, I'm apparently a fat, white nerd who dates a dictionary and can't get any... well, "cats"...

I mean, I do have a tiny bit of chub-chub here and there, but come on, no need to be rude lads.

I type along the lines of: "You guys are hilarious," and ignore them afterwards.

After, about ten minutes, the duo leave the lobby.
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BONUS STORY: Earlier in this lobby, I kept drifting my S13 Silvia around the bottom part of the banked turns. It was one of those, "Why not?" moments. Anyways, a guy calls me a "cat" for what I was doing.

He goes: "teamvm, quit being a 'cat' and stop pulling the handbrake on that fwd pos"

Mind you, I was driving a Silvia. I told him my car was rear wheel drive.

He types: "not that model"

After that, yes, I did sort of stoop down to his level a bit, but the next bit is the fun part.

I say, "You have the nerve to call me that when you're using Racing Softs, Traction Control at 10, AND Skid Recovery on an Impreza?" (which he was, since I checked... Hey, I need a basis for what I say, right?)

He left shortly afterwards.

 

[Karl1993]

I say, "You have the nerve to call me that when you're using Racing Softs, Traction Control at 10, AND Skid Recovery on an Impreza?" (which he was, since I checked... Hey, I need a basis for what I say, right?)

He left shortly afterwards.

Traction Control at 10? Wow he must have fun in the bends

 

[cording86]

Traction Control at 10? Wow he must have fun in the bends

He couldn't afford a NASCAR but wanted the experience of driving one lol

 

[gamerdog6482]

He couldn't afford a NASCAR but wanted the experience of driving one lol

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Now THAT is comedy!

Anyway, I entered a room with no title (AGAIN, I know). This all happened rather fast.
So. I enter. I grab my Pagani Zonda R and before I can even get on to the track (It was Grand Valley East) the host says "Why did you come back?" and kicks me.
Some people are just crazy.

 

[cggorman]

I was once in a drag lobby and I beat the host with my V8 Vantage tuned for around 9.73 dont hold me to it but it's a 9 second car, anyway so I was in my V8 Vantage and the host was in an Ferrari Enzo, I beat him he pouts and pulls out his Viper Acr (both of these cars had HORRIBLE tunes) and I beat the ACR so... he kicked me.

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

Had a similar incident a while back where this guy in a lobby wanted to trade his Audi R10 to someone. He said he wanted any car in return, but they had to send first. Here is the conversation:

Me: Audi R10 is untradeable...

Scammer: yes it is u ****

Me: It is over the 1mil credit limit.

Scammer: no it isn't u ****

At this point another guy takes notice and gives this scammer a piece of his mind.

Other guy: What, you are trying to scam people by getting them to send first?

Other guy again: Grow up you bloody idiot and stop scamming.

Scammer: U cant tell me wut 2 do u stupid ****

Me: Your argument points are terrible, if you have any.

Scammer: haha i bet u listen to 70s pop

Other guy: what the hell does that have to do with anything?

After that the next few lines I can't remember, but it involved a poorly constructed argument on the scammer's side, including sexual innuendo (s p a c e d out so the filter won't pick it up), living in a basement, and virginity. This was the final line the other guy said:

Other guy: Do not trade with <username removed>. He is trying to trade an untradeable car and scam you out of yours.

Then the scammer disconnects and no one hears from him ever again. Good fight, I suppose?

My oh my... I too have had a similar encounter like this, around a month ago. I was just cruising around a Daytona trade lobby when a guy types in how he wanted a Tank Car. I told him that it's untradable, but it can be won in the American Championship (or something like that). This is where another guy (I shall call him No. 1 from here) targets me and says that the Tank Car is, in fact, tradable. I calmly tell him about how it's over the 1,000,000 credit trade limit.

ANOTHER player (No. 2) goes on to proclaim how No. 1 is a well-respected trader and how No. 1 is a member of GT5 (wait... what? ).

Now, for the record, whenever I type online, I use a keyboard and I make it a habit to try and use near perfect grammar so that whatever I say is readable. I also tend to use upper-level language in situations like these.

I forgot what I said, but I reply back as to not provoke No. 1 or No. 2. Whatever I said somehow triggered a massive "OMG LET'S PICK ON THE SMART GUY HERE," reaction from these two. According to these two, I'm apparently a fat, white nerd who dates a dictionary and can't get any... well, "cats"...

I mean, I do have a tiny bit of chub-chub here and there, but come on, no need to be rude lads.

I type along the lines of: "You guys are hilarious," and ignore them afterwards.

After, about ten minutes, the duo leave the lobby.
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BONUS STORY: Earlier in this lobby, I kept drifting my S13 Silvia around the bottom part of the banked turns. It was one of those, "Why not?" moments. Anyways, a guy calls me a "cat" for what I was doing.

He goes: "teamvm, quit being a 'cat' and stop pulling the handbrake on that fwd pos"

Mind you, I was driving a Silvia. I told him my car was rear wheel drive.

He types: "not that model"

After that, yes, I did sort of stoop down to his level a bit, but the next bit is the fun part.

I say, "You have the nerve to call me that when you're using Racing Softs, Traction Control at 10, AND Skid Recovery on an Impreza?" (which he was, since I checked... Hey, I need a basis for what I say, right?)

He left shortly afterwards.

I 👍.

Some "unique" people out there on the Internet yo!

But seriously, these idiots can't trade a car that's over 1mil. And yet, they try even harder with their poor excuse of an arguement, in which shows their level of IQ.

And what's up with these people scamming others for their cars?! Come on!

And does that other guy even know that a S13 is a RWD car all the way and it was meant to slide around corners if you wanted to drift it? :facepalm:

Idiots, just complete 🤬 moronic idiots.

He couldn't afford a NASCAR but wanted the experience of driving one lol

Epic Win Post!!!!! :tup:

 

[masterrawad]

Well, I just had ANOTHER bad experience. It is on the hallowed and hated Indy road course. I am dragging my dodge viper ACR against this 'team' (Immature brats who call themselves a team). They are so 🤬 annoying. Whenever someone passes over the line or bump one of the 'team' members by accident, the whole team goes ape**** and start ramming the guy and cursing him out with poorly constructed grammar. So I decided to drag them and humiliate them in front of the lobby members. Seems fun to me! So I dare them to drag me and I end up going against each and every single team member (about two, one of them had their name as their PSN ID and the other liked naruto, that was apparent in his PSN ID as well, does this tell you something?)

The first guy is in a dodge viper acr, apparently tuned by his underaged superior. I completely leave him in the dust! He leaves the race and he is changing cars. I go against the 'team' leader and he is in a dodge GTSR. He gets destroyed by my dodge. At this point the other guy brings in a ford GT. This was relatively close, but I managed to beat him. The team leader brings out a dodge charger. It had a relatively good start, but after that I put him to shame by winning by a long stretch.

The 'team' leader gets really pissed off. The other guy starts to curse at me, accusing me of hacking (*****?) and glitching my speed on my ACR (*****?!). So the 'team' leader brings in the Bugatti Veyron. Fully tuned, too. I am not worried, knowing I might lose, so I drag against him once again. Instead I launch on 2nd gear for the better advantage and it works! It was a tank car's length, but I smoked the Bugatti! I put an entire team to shame single-handedly!

Then I got kicked.

 

[g0ld]

Well, I just had ANOTHER bad experience. It is on the hallowed and hated Indy road course. I am dragging my dodge viper ACR against this 'team' (Immature brats who call themselves a team). They are so 🤬 annoying. Whenever someone passes over the line or bump one of the 'team' members by accident, the whole team goes ape**** and start ramming the guy and cursing him out with poorly constructed grammar. So I decided to drag them and humiliate them in front of the lobby members. Seems fun to me! So I dare them to drag me and I end up going against each and every single team member (about two, one of them had their name as their PSN ID and the other liked naruto, that was apparent in his PSN ID as well, does this tell you something?)

The first guy is in a dodge viper acr, apparently tuned by his underaged superior. I completely leave him in the dust! He leaves the race and he is changing cars. I go against the 'team' leader and he is in a dodge GTSR. He gets destroyed by my dodge. At this point the other guy brings in a ford GT. This was relatively close, but I managed to beat him. The team leader brings out a dodge charger. It had a relatively good start, but after that I put him to shame by winning by a long stretch.

The 'team' leader gets really pissed off. The other guy starts to curse at me, accusing me of hacking (*****?) and glitching my speed on my ACR (*****?!). So the 'team' leader brings in the Bugatti Veyron. Fully tuned, too. I am not worried, knowing I might lose, so I drag against him once again. Instead I launch on 2nd gear for the better advantage and it works! It was a tank car's length, but I smoked the Bugatti! I put an entire team to shame single-handedly!

Then I got kicked.

Losing in a car that can do the quarter mile almost 1 second faster than an ACR is pretty embarassing.

 

[BackRowRacing]

Went on one of those cop and cruise lobbies. It was pretty fun until this one guy ( who will remain nameless) refused to pull over when the cops got him. (me and about 3 other guys) I told the host to kick him. He didn't feel like it, so I got bored chasing the same guy over and over, so stopped being a cop and a normal citizen. The lobby at this point just turned into a demo derby because no one felt like pulling over when caught or wrecked and the cops really just focused on this one driver who really started it. My objective started to turn into trying to ram the host head on.

 

[LoadedLuckz]

Today i was in a ferrari f1 lobby which started out with 5 people and was calm and civilized for a couple of race then it ended up get another 4 people the host puts it on monza everyone gets the practice laps in we start the host tells everyone to keep it clean and all heck breaks loose i mean the first turn and 3 people just disreguarded that the cars had brakes and were useful in the mist of a traffic and when a corner is coming up on top of the 4 people just blatently cut track and ruined the race and the whole vibe of the room

 

[porthillking]

Today i was in a ferrari f1 lobby which started out with 5 people and was calm and civilized for a couple of race then it ended up get another 4 people the host puts it on monza everyone gets the practice laps in we start the host tells everyone to keep it clean and all heck breaks loose i mean the first turn and 3 people just disreguarded that the cars had brakes and were useful in the mist of a traffic and when a corner is coming up on top of the 4 people just blatently cut track and ruined the race and the whole vibe of the room

No offence mate, but is your full stop button broken or something? And is it possible to use capital letters?

 

[cggorman]

No offence mate, but is your full stop button broken or something? And is it possible to use capital letters?

He's new here, two or three more posts like that and he'll get a warning.

 

[lldantell]

Well, I just had ANOTHER bad experience. It is on the hallowed and hated Indy road course. I am dragging my dodge viper ACR against this 'team' (Immature brats who call themselves a team). They are so 🤬 annoying. Whenever someone passes over the line or bump one of the 'team' members by accident, the whole team goes ape**** and start ramming the guy and cursing him out with poorly constructed grammar. So I decided to drag them and humiliate them in front of the lobby members. Seems fun to me! So I dare them to drag me and I end up going against each and every single team member (about two, one of them had their name as their PSN ID and the other liked naruto, that was apparent in his PSN ID as well, does this tell you something?)

The first guy is in a dodge viper acr, apparently tuned by his underaged superior. I completely leave him in the dust! He leaves the race and he is changing cars. I go against the 'team' leader and he is in a dodge GTSR. He gets destroyed by my dodge. At this point the other guy brings in a ford GT. This was relatively close, but I managed to beat him. The team leader brings out a dodge charger. It had a relatively good start, but after that I put him to shame by winning by a long stretch.

The 'team' leader gets really pissed off. The other guy starts to curse at me, accusing me of hacking (*****?) and glitching my speed on my ACR (*****?!). So the 'team' leader brings in the Bugatti Veyron. Fully tuned, too. I am not worried, knowing I might lose, so I drag against him once again. Instead I launch on 2nd gear for the better advantage and it works! It was a tank car's length, but I smoked the Bugatti! I put an entire team to shame single-handedly!

Then I got kicked.

That's one quick acr

 

[nascarlemanslmp]

I was in a shuffle race lobby. I had one great race at tsukuba. I was in a r8 chasing this guy in a m5 concept. I nearly took the lead but his car was a littl to fast for me. For the second race i was put in a lamborghini countouch. It was a nice car was trying to hold 2nd place but i spun on lap 4of5. I recovered and started to fight for second place when we got to the last turn I was slightly behind so I picked up the draft and pulled to the outside. Once i did that the guy turned into me. I was mad.

 

[masterrawad]

That's one quick acr

courtesy of Slashfan's tuning and the "team's" terrible tuning.

 

[lldantell]

courtesy of Slashfan's tuning and the "team's" terrible tuning.

I think his acr might beat my 8.590 second escudo

 

[Ridox2JZGTE]

Just got kicked in a "Good Clean Shuffling" room, I had few races, most of the guys drive cleanly, except for some minor bump here and there on the 1st few corners.
I drove rather relax, try to enjoy from the back grid. On the second race, the host "Robxxxx" (not real name )changed to Suzuka and raised the shuffle point to 440, I have Lancer Evo VIII GSR, the rest are mixed R34 GTR, Mustang Cobra, Evo, etc. With a good start, after the S bends, I was up in 2nd after avoiding the usual dive bomber by staying close to the right all the time. The 1st car - R34 GTR in white went wide right before the bridge, I led the race from then on until the race finished. The host then started to talk to other 2 room members via mic, then he changed the track to Rome and lower the shuffle point to 340 or something, then I suddenly got kicked for no reason.