Why Apple Products are God's gift to mankind:
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FACT #1: Apple products like the iPod and Macbook are the coolest devices. Ever.
FACT #2: They also make you far cooler than those nerds with Zunes and Windoze PCs.
FACT #3: They're extremely easy to use while also being very versatile. In the case of the Mac, they're also immune to viruses. Unlike Windoze.
FACT #4: The gaming community on Mac OSX is growing with the constant support of Blizzard, the recently enhanced support from Electronic Arts, and the decision by the acclaimed id Software to make the Mac a notable platform for their new game, "Rage".
FACT #5: On the flip side, with Windoze, the gaming community is slowly dying with the recent bombing of Unreal Tournament 3, the widespread piracy, and the recent, major release of Assassin's Creed having its PC port delayed. You do not see such delays on Mac OSX, clearly making the Mac a superior gaming platform.
FACT #6: The iPhone's touch screen is so revolutionary it can make calls, play Game Boy, listen to music, play videos, and even fold your own laundry.
FACT #2: They also make you far cooler than those nerds with Zunes and Windoze PCs.
FACT #3: They're extremely easy to use while also being very versatile. In the case of the Mac, they're also immune to viruses. Unlike Windoze.
FACT #4: The gaming community on Mac OSX is growing with the constant support of Blizzard, the recently enhanced support from Electronic Arts, and the decision by the acclaimed id Software to make the Mac a notable platform for their new game, "Rage".
FACT #5: On the flip side, with Windoze, the gaming community is slowly dying with the recent bombing of Unreal Tournament 3, the widespread piracy, and the recent, major release of Assassin's Creed having its PC port delayed. You do not see such delays on Mac OSX, clearly making the Mac a superior gaming platform.
FACT #6: The iPhone's touch screen is so revolutionary it can make calls, play Game Boy, listen to music, play videos, and even fold your own laundry.
I hope you have seen why Apple products are so spectacular, so godly. Please post in here naming the Apple product(s) you have to receive unending praises from soon-to-be your own personal, beer delivering strippers. Forget Pastafarianism and its Flying Spaghetti Monster, the club of the Applites is far more fun and rewarding. Join now!