Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

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Never use the LS Customs in Burton near the Vinewood Plaza. It's the closest one to all 10-car apartments so even if nobody is there when you get there, chances are someone will have started waiting for you by the time you leave.

It's going to get even worse with proximity mines. :scared:
 
I don't think you guys will like me here......In my defence I was attacked first lol.

Is everyone in GTAO on PS4 and XB1 that trigger happy? I'm usually one who doesn't fight unless I have to, but it if that is how it is on the next gen systems, I might be shooting anything that moves.
 
Never use the LS Customs in Burton near the Vinewood Plaza. It's the closest one to all 10-car apartments so even if nobody is there when you get there, chances are someone will have started waiting for you by the time you leave.
That's what passive mode is for- oh wait, none of you guys have Next Gen. Nevermind, then.
 
Anyways I had a little session on GTAO today, I actually wonder if people mute people talking on mics or some people are just really dumb.

I felt bad but I had to keep killing a level 12, giving him numerous chances to vacate the area (I kept telling him this each time I had to shoot him over mic), his aim was poor but he was shooting in my direction, eventually later he somehow placed a bounty on me of $1k :D

It came worse as someone came into the area to only try and gain my bounty, luckily I was able to make a smooth escape in my personal vehicle.

I left to another server, damn are people thirsty for cash or what, I'm surprised at how many people I encountered with my bounty on only to kill me, for one thousand dollars :lol:

The killing spree continued for me unfortunately but I made it fun nonetheless, hopping onto a train and shooting at cars approaching me :lol: and my personal favourite of how many times can I drive around the block before the bounty hunter realises they're going around the block.

People will never learn, picking up crates was also fun as well.

I hope one day that I can drive around in GTAO and not be shot on site :P
 
Good: Hanging out with a bunch of Crew members.

Bad: When joining someone's apartment with people in it and when everyone leaves the apartment, everyone starts shooting each other. :scared:
 
I haven't had anything good story wise since the servers starting giving me issues due to saying that "disabled since player X hasn't completed the tutorial" issue post 1.19 patch which is nice. However, my brother and friends have had a lot of juicy stuff ranging from idiots in missions in some sessions to a hacker griefing and stealing money off other players in a different session.
 
Anyways got back into playing with my troll account today (level 22 with all guns unlocked [long story]) with a friend to see how everything was going in GTAO.

Nonetheless roaming around and then all of a sudden two people in the same clan start a firefight with us and another dude joined. Anyways on my troll account and my friend were absolutely romping dude that were around level 200, and pretty much we were tricking them pretty hard when it came to kills which was hilarious.

But what topped the cake for me today was when one of them starts to message me saying he enables 'god mode', which oh no we're so dead, but I wanted to have a little bit of fun with this special snowflake, and the obvious reply back is to say I has activated fake god mode as well. Ironically god mode activated player has to keep running away from my friend trying to kill him, which unfortunately my friend gets killed but yet still has to take cover from me.

Me and my friend are killing his other clan mate too which eventually he just leaves since we're weaving through a construction site and sniping him to hell. My other friend has spawned back and then all of a sudden we see 'god mode' player has died (what a surprise) to which I message him and asked what happened to god mode?

Quite hilarious he replies and asks about my 'god mode' completely missing the question :lol: Since he can't face the fact he probably got killed by AI (cops or ran over etc.) and we both saw it on the feed. Then he tries to bait me into proving that my 'god mode' is real :lol: Ahh yeah I'm not giving a free kill away that easily.

Me and my friend then got into my car and drove off into the sunset.

Mission accomplished: Me and my friend rekt some players in a clan that can't even kill characters at a massive disadvantage :lol:
 
Anyways got back into playing with my troll account today (level 22 with all guns unlocked [long story]) with a friend to see how everything was going in GTAO.

Nonetheless roaming around and then all of a sudden two people in the same clan start a firefight with us and another dude joined. Anyways on my troll account and my friend were absolutely romping dude that were around level 200, and pretty much we were tricking them pretty hard when it came to kills which was hilarious.

But what topped the cake for me today was when one of them starts to message me saying he enables 'god mode', which oh no we're so dead, but I wanted to have a little bit of fun with this special snowflake, and the obvious reply back is to say I has activated fake god mode as well. Ironically god mode activated player has to keep running away from my friend trying to kill him, which unfortunately my friend gets killed but yet still has to take cover from me.

Me and my friend are killing his other clan mate too which eventually he just leaves since we're weaving through a construction site and sniping him to hell. My other friend has spawned back and then all of a sudden we see 'god mode' player has died (what a surprise) to which I message him and asked what happened to god mode?

Quite hilarious he replies and asks about my 'god mode' completely missing the question :lol: Since he can't face the fact he probably got killed by AI (cops or ran over etc.) and we both saw it on the feed. Then he tries to bait me into proving that my 'god mode' is real :lol: Ahh yeah I'm not giving a free kill away that easily.

Me and my friend then got into my car and drove off into the sunset.

Mission accomplished: Me and my friend rekt some players in a clan that can't even kill characters at a massive disadvantage :lol:

I want to hear about how you got all of those weapons. :mischievous:
 
I want to hear about how you got all of those weapons. :mischievous:

Okay prepare for story time

Back in day when they had DNS modding for GTA, I made a troll account to mess around with all the settings that you can, essentially put the account up to a crazy rank and god mode and had the complete works and essentially could do anything I want.

Then R* cracked down on the hacking, still used the account which was called a bad sport and got banned for a short time while they reset all the hacking stuff etc.

Since it was stuck in bad sport for a few months I went back to my main account

Cue to a few months later, the account got reset to a clean slate and the resets on players rank were done. So now I'm a rank 22 with all the full unlocks of those beyond 120 minus all the features that come from contacts since they're rank locked.

Imagine a rank 20 in a tank, how scary :lol:
 
Okay prepare for story time

Back in day when they had DNS modding for GTA, I made a troll account to mess around with all the settings that you can, essentially put the account up to a crazy rank and god mode and had the complete works and essentially could do anything I want.

Then R* cracked down on the hacking, still used the account which was called a bad sport and got banned for a short time while they reset all the hacking stuff etc.

Since it was stuck in bad sport for a few months I went back to my main account

Cue to a few months later, the account got reset to a clean slate and the resets on players rank were done. So now I'm a rank 22 with all the full unlocks of those beyond 120 minus all the features that come from contacts since they're rank locked.

Imagine a rank 20 in a tank, how scary :lol:

Imagine a rank 20 with a minigun, that's scary as well.
 
There was/is a Passive Mode glitch on the PS4 where it was possible to hold weapons while in Passive mode that I saw last week. Said person was in passive mode and killing players, but it wasn't a true god mode as he was killed by the NPC police several timess. I haven't seen it since so it may (or may not..) be patched.
 
Imagine a rank 20 with a minigun, that's scary as well.

It's very fun though believe me, since the character is female and I have all the guns I want some confrontations can get very interesting :mischievous:

More because you don't expect a level 20 showing up in a tank or with a minigun.

Exactly right, it sorta sucks since nowadays people care about their KDR on the game and will go to low lengths of constantly killing people around my rank.
 
Bad, was in a clothes shop looking at what level I unlock a leather jacket (white with a black stripe one) and a guy put an SUV in front of the door and left. Couldn't get out...

Good, guy took the SUV from the door...

Bad, he shot me...

Good, both of them were friends killing everyone, in the middle of one of their gunfights I changed to passive mode and made it clear I was a spectator, they got it quickly, changed back to normal mode and headshotted them both with a pistol...

Bad, a guy shot me with a sniper...

Good, I rammed his car into a police car, meaning a wanted level...

Bad, he destroyed my personal car...

Good, he had to pay for it...

Even better, tried to run me over at the beach, I ran out the way and watched as his car drove into the sea. Didn't have to pay.
 
Oh yes, the PS3 modders. This one had an alien skin, was slingshotting his Adder across the map, and killed me several times somehow with like remote bombs.
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Also there were 3 members of a crew who were griefing just about everyone in the lobby. 2 of them were hotshot Buzzard pilots. Best shot of the night was when I sniped one just after he was flying from the helipad and blew him up with 2 rounds. His exclamation on the mic was golden.
 
I hate it when I get killed for no reason in lobbies which is why I usually insta-bounce public sessions and stick to private lobbies. Of course, that also has to with the fact that I often got killed because a former crew leader went around killing people then complained about crew members not helping in his sprees and then on top of it killed crew members that wouldn't go trigger happy in the lobbies he was in. So basically, I either got killed by people my former crew leader angered, or I got killed by him. Ironically, that crew leader wonders why his crew fell apart after doing all of that stupidity.
 
You would probably have better luck eradicating cancer forever than making the entire internet get together and live peacefully.
 
Oh yes, the PS3 modders. This one had an alien skin, was slingshotting his Adder across the map, and killed me several times somehow with like remote bombs.
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Also there were 3 members of a crew who were griefing just about everyone in the lobby. 2 of them were hotshot Buzzard pilots. Best shot of the night was when I sniped one just after he was flying from the helipad and blew him up with 2 rounds. His exclamation on the mic was golden.

The same happened to me just 10 minutes ago.

Also, why aren't you naming and shaming this walking turd?
 
When you go into a Deathmatch and see the timer on the job being set to an hour without a kill limit.

Oh well, at least I got a good KDR from the host and essentially left the area thanks to spawning traffic.
 
Sitting in the underground subways and hearing people flip their tables because they think you're on a street and have an invisibility hack.

It amuses me a lot.
I love the subways. I used to mess around underground all the time with friends in private lobbies. We used to play games to see who could drive the biggest possible vehicle through the tunnels. It was always funny to hear other friends shockingly ask "how did you get that in here?" :lol:
 

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