Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

[R5]

I love the subways. I used to mess around underground all the time with friends in private lobbies. We used to play games to see who could drive the biggest possible vehicle through the tunnels. It was always funny to hear other friends shockingly ask "how did you get that in here?"

I enjoy them, but sadly haven't got a car upside down in the yet

 

[AnthonyD1993]

I enjoy them, but sadly haven't got a car upside down in the yet

That's when the people who are nowhere near a platform hope that the bus they were complaining about a few minutes beforehand can either pick them up or flip over their car.

 

[Stavingo]

Ahh the subway, many people have been trolled trying to take my bounty

Seeing them try and follow the subway lines on the map is pretty hilarious.

 

[Dagger311]

Good: General free roam shenanigans with friends. Epic sniper duel and some stunt flying comes to mind.
Bad: Glitches. Especially the ones who kill you in God Mode, then get on the mic like they're hot stuff. You aren't. You just did the GTA equivalent of me walking outside, slapping the nearest elderly person, then using my young legs to evade them, all while yelling curse words at them.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

The wall-glitchers in particular always annoyed me when I ran into them- especially those who use spots that they can shoot out of. I usually avoid certain spots of the map since I know several spots that be shot out of. On the other hand, it was fun to kill glitchers when I knew alternative spots. Most of the time, I only use them as a method of last resort to leave a lobby, but I will never use those spots to kill other players.

 

[gnomefromnome]

Playing a team deathmatch last night...someone was using a minigun. Not so good when there's a car in the way and picked him off easy with the Marksman rifle lol. Same match, I was hiding between two buildings, he was trying to use his minigun again, with his friend as back up. Throw a grenade from the corner and took them both out

 

[R5]

Hackers.

Causing explosions behind my car (too fast for Them) and everyone else was killed. Got out at the airport and kept happening. Over and over. I only survived because I was in Passive Mode.

 

[Dagger311]

I just had the best racing moment I've ever had.

I was on "Obstacle What?" because of quick job, and this guy in an obnoxiously-colored Entity XF kept pitting me every time he passed.

Well, I got sick of it. As soon as I saw him move in for the attempt, I mash the e brake. He misses me entirely, smacks into the guardrail, and ends up on his hood.

My severe loss of speed meant I finished 4th, but he finished dead last. He thumbs downed the race (As did I, I can't stand that track) and ragequit.

 

[Stavingo]

The Bad: Low level players killing you for no apparent reason

The Good: Wastings someones 5 minutes in a 1v1 DM, then proceeding to kill them after camping on the crane with a sniper, which leads to them leaving the lobby.

 

[GT5Power]

Hi everyone

I'm new to the world of GTA. I got GTA V on the 27th and couldn't bring myself to do the update, so I've been playing the story mode. I've just acquired the second safe house as Franklin (game progress around 21%). I'll start playing online soon, so you'll be seeing me here often

 

[Stavingo]

To keep the ball rolling I got a good story from a few nights ago.

Joined a lobby, minding my own business (on the hunt to find a Speedo Van) and looking around the spawning area after I completed a job. All of a sudden, someone places a 7k bounty on me for no apparent reason which really didn't bother me and all of a sudden there are a few thirsty buggers that want the cash. Regardless I decide to do a bit of job entering and leaving to get the main stragglers of my backs (player's attention span online is very limited) and decide to head towards a spot where a sub spawns.

I hop on my bike, successfully make it towards the sub without being hassled by anyone and finally got into the mini-sub and decided to message the guy 'thanking' him for my bounty, some replies are exchanged with me being a cheeky bugger and ticked him off pretty bad.

Since I'm stuck about 375ft under the ocean looking like a normal blip, this guy decides that to steal a jet and try to kill me and claim his own cash back The guy was a man on a mission to kill me, I was viewing him on the map and decided that once he got close to me tried to be a little bit sneaky and hide his blip, but to no avail because he can't see me in the water anywhere and he gets to the point where he jumps out of his jet into the water to try and find me

He gets another jet and tries again but to no avail.

Now more messages are exchanged, and all of a sudden I'm now a hacker/cheater because I'm in a sub underwater keeping my bounty safe A few minutes pass and my bounty is safe and stored in the bank before someone finally kills me by ramming my sub with another sub.

I get a few kills on the person that rammed my sub, message the guy back who gave me the bounty and all of a sudden he's a modder with 7 PS3's that will 'take over' my account once I've logged off and ultimately sign off saying 'thanks for the $$$'

I think that gamer just mad that they couldn't get their cash back nor kill me in a sub

Hi everyone

I'm new to the world of GTA. I got GTA V on the 27th and couldn't bring myself to do the update, so I've been playing the story mode. I've just acquired the second safe house as Franklin (game progress around 21%). I'll start playing online soon, so you'll be seeing me here often

I think you posted in the wrong thread buddy 👍

 

[Dagger311]

As some of you may know, I have a fondness for sniping in this game. I find it exciting, finding a good perch, waiting for them to be in the right spot, give the right opening...

Anyway, I was bounty hunting, and the target was in an alley, so my jet was useless. I abandoned it, and skydived onto the Richards majestic building. There's the perch. Next, I waited for them to get in a car, that was the opportunity.

Wham-bam, thank you ma'am and I'm a grand richer. But, all is not well...

"Dagger you (F)ing (Word for a cat, as well as female genitalia). Sniping like a little (Female dog). And you even had a bulletproof helmet! Lame (Excrement), man."

Pow! Dropped him again.

"(F) YOU MAN!"

This was a level 300-something, I guess it pissed him off that he was killed by a measley 103. I was in passive before he pulled out his minigun. I killed myself, rolled up to him (in passive), and we went and got his car from the impound lot. I'm chilling in my apartment in the same lobby as I type this.

 

[R5]

I've found myself only killing people who try to kill me, because I just can't be bothered with all the fall out.

one of these timed was pretty great, was in my Dominator and going along the coast road when a Zentorono comes up behind, and the driver tries to ram me.

He spins round and I move to a ledge, when I see him coming I move out the way and see his car fall in the water. He gets out and starts swimming to shore, so I shoot him with a carbine rifle. Drive off to the airfield, hide my car and fly away without worry.

Guy gets all annoyed, leaves. I guess his level 201 ego was bruised by a 22.

 

[Stavingo]

The best ego bruising is when I go on my level 20 account with all guns unlocked and people believe they have the upper hand on me when they try to kill me

 

[Dagger311]

The best ego bruising is when I go on my level 20 account with all guns unlocked and people believe they have the upper hand on me when they try to kill me

Well, they kind of do, what with the latent max health skill...

 

[Stavingo]

Well, they kind of do, what with the latent max health skill...

All of that health stuff goes out the window when you're spamming minigun rounds

 

[Dagger311]

All of that health stuff goes out the window when you're spamming minigun rounds

Or popping rolls and coming up with headshots.

 

[Stavingo]

Or popping rolls and coming up with headshots.

Whatever works I'll take it 👍

 

[Dagger311]

Whatever works I'll take it 👍

I do that all the time, to players of all levels. It's like they forget how to roll. I just roll to a side, flick the stick in the direction of their head, and fire.

It helps that I incorporated a bulletproof helmet into my outfit but whatever...

 

[Stavingo]

I do that all the time, to players of all levels. It's like they forget how to roll. I just roll to a side, flick the stick in the direction of their head, and fire.

It helps that I incorporated a bulletproof helmet into my outfit but whatever...

Ahh that's true, don't rock a bulletproof helmet but do wear a mercenary style outfit 👍

 

[Sage Ages]

I do that all the time, to players of all levels. It's like they forget how to roll. I just roll to a side, flick the stick in the direction of their head, and fire.

It helps that I incorporated a bulletproof helmet into my outfit but whatever...

People roll all the time.

 

[Dagger311]

Ahh that's true, don't rock a bulletproof helmet but do wear a mercenary style outfit 👍

I'm wearing the black bulletproof helmet, black combat sweater, black team pants, the boots it forces you to wear with them, black combat gloves, and the black body armor.

@Custom878 Yeah, but they also waste their roll by doing it before the first shot is fired. I roll as they're coming up.

 

[Sage Ages]

I'm wearing the black bulletproof helmet, black combat sweater, black team pants, the boots it forces you to wear with them, black combat gloves, and the black body armor.

I usually have the black team pants, and a black or white shirt. I hate that the shirt clips through the pants so I changed it to suit pants and regular shoes though.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

I hate how you're forced to wear certain pieces of clothing with other clothes..

Why can't I have a full suit AND a gold watch? Why can't I wear my gloves with my suit? Why can't I wear a chain on top of a shirt, under a leather jacket? Why do I have to wear a vest with a dress shirt that has rolled up sleeves??

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why.......?

 

[Stavingo]

I'm wearing the black bulletproof helmet, black combat sweater, black team pants, the boots it forces you to wear with them, black combat gloves, and the black body armor.

Nice layout, I normally wear a gray/black combat top and pants, with black combat gloves and wear black armor as well 👍

 

[Dagger311]

Nice layout, I normally wear a gray/black combat top and pants, with black combat gloves and wear black armor as well 👍

I was going for a SWAT look. Went alright I guess, wish I could make it say swat on the back though, without having a different primary crew.

 

[Sage Ages]

I hate how you're forced to wear certain pieces of clothing with other clothes..

Why can't I have a full suit AND a gold watch? Why can't I wear my gloves with my suit? Why can't I wear a chain on top of a shirt, under a leather jacket? Why do I have to wear a vest with a dress shirt that has rolled up sleeves??

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why.......?

What about boots and pants?

 

[Stavingo]

I was going for a SWAT look. Went alright I guess, wish I could make it say swat on the back though, without having a different primary crew.

One day it'll happen when they R* realises role playing is important to the community

 

[Leadfoot530]

Got on the other day to see that somehow my RP got messed up and and turned me from a 182 to a level 2. Made a ticket on the support site and roughly 4 hour hours later I wasn't a low leveler anymore. For some odd reason they changed mg rank from 182 to 296. I'll take it.

Recently grinded cash for a Stinger GT. I love this car. Might not be the fastest, but it sure looks good in a bright orange.

 

[jstickboy13]

Had a good one a few days ago - I was driving my Bati from my Richards Majestic garage to my Paleto Bay garage over the mountains in the center of the map, just minding my own business. I noticed helicopter blades near me on the map but tried not to worry about it, a nearby explosion told me I should worry about it a little though. I dodged the coming rocket attacks as I sped along the curvy roads. As he was getting closer I was able to make it over to the tunnel below the air force base and thought that might get me some distance from him, but he came in the tunnel after me. I think he had trouble controlling the buzzard in the tunnel though and he struggled to turn around after I doubled back. I hopped off the bike as he was firing rockets blowing up the cars near me. I took out my grenade launcher and fired 2 shots at the name tag I could see through all the smoke and Boom!, got him. It is soo satisfying when you are able to take out someone who shows up out of nowhere trying to kill you.