Best/Worst You've Dealt With in GTA Online

[e rikkie]

Nobody must know my real identity.

jalapeno on a pogo stick :?

 

[Leadfoot530]

jalapeno on a pogo stick :?

*SNIP*

I believe the correct terminology is "steek".

 

[Stavingo]

Funny encounter in a server today

>joined lobby
>see @leeislee in server
>GTP party
>some level 200 with bounty
>@leeislee decides its quick cash and goes on to claim his bounty
>go off to ammo shop near insurance place
>mfw dude with bounty kills lee
>go towards highway
>dude with bounty approaches me
>passive mode glitcher scrub
>explains everything
>tries to range me on bike with m4
>fails hard
>he dies randomly
>lee gets hydra
>proceeds to kill him 5-0
>scrub gets mad
>hops on mic
>calls him a pussy
>hypocrisy is real
>begin to laugh hysterically before I leave lobby

GTA PvP in a nutshell:
>is player better than me?
>if yes:
call him a hacker/modder/cheater then proceed to player through mic
>if no:
begin to cuss player through mic about how bad they are at GTA

God this game is great

 

[Sage Ages]

GTA player logic:

Using a jet/Insurgent/etc. to spawn-kill someone: Perfectly justifyable.
Hiding in cover to avoid getting shot: Pathetic

 

[GT5Power]

Story time. Once again.

I pulled out of my apartment garage, sporting a smooth suit and driving a very classy Felon GT. I was immediately spotted by two wanted squeaking scrubs in a T20, ranked 121 and 223. I proceeded to manoeuvre through the city and laugh as I looked behind me to see them crash. At some point I stopped to shoot them but the rank 121 bombed my car instead, killing me as well. $1187 down.

0-1.

I ordered my Zentorno and hunted them down for revenge. This time they were somewhere around the dam. As soon as I approached however, the rank 223 blew up the Zentorno, a move I didn't expect due to the insurance cost... $9062 down.

0-2.

I tried to get away and go about minding my own business because I had already made them blow $10249 without spending a penny, but they had other plans. An RPG shell struck me and blew me up once again, but not before I sniped the rank 223 and killed the rank 121. He went at me again and we took each other out. I knew they had the upper hand because they outnumbered me and had better guns, so I decided to troll them a bit

3-4.

As I walked around in passive mode, not giving a damn what they were doing, they started following me like guards on a criminal. The rank 223 was also passive and spawned money bags (it was then that I found out he was a modder), one of which I picked up Suddenly, I stopped walking, turned off passive and waited for the timer to count down. The rank 223 also turned off passive. As soon as the timer ended, I shot them both dead and went on my merry way.

5-4.

I walked off while waiting for passive to become available again. Then I heard bullets and my health started to deplete. Fortunately the cooldown had ended and the bullets went through me as if I were a ghost. They got in their car to run me over but I dodged all of their attacks and calmly walked to the lake and started swimming. Thankfully they weren't dumb enough to not realise that their car would be totalled if they tried to run me over again At this point they were literally SCREAMING on their headsets and I was dying of laughter

A boat had spawned nearby and they got in to have another go at me. Not happening. Every time the boat approached me I dove underwater and dodged it. They were raging so hard the neighbours could hear them yelling on their mics They finally gave up and started fighting with RPGs. Meanwhile I swam to the other end of the lake, called for my Zentorno and cruised towards home, sweet home.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

What better to do while waiting for my bounty to expire underwater with a little tidbit.

While driving with a bus peacefully (and with a bounty), one guy decided I would make a great target practice. He saw the bus and went for it, while I came out to shoot his windows at a flash as well. His car stopped at my feet.

But as he pondered in his death, he had no idea I called my Rhino earlier, and was almost there. We were at the park.

When he had a second look at me in the expectant bus on the 90 degrees turn, he saw this cylinder called death.

Me? Let's say I had the best laugh in days.

 

[leeislee]

Funny encounter in a server today

>joined lobby
>see @leeislee in server
>GTP party
>some level 200 with bounty
>@leeislee decides its quick cash and goes on to claim his bounty
>go off to ammo shop near insurance place
>mfw dude with bounty kills lee
>go towards highway
>dude with bounty approaches me
>passive mode glitcher scrub
>explains everything
>tries to range me on bike with m4
>fails hard
>he dies randomly
>lee gets hydra
>proceeds to kill him 5-0
>scrub gets mad
>hops on mic
>calls him a pussy
>hypocrisy is real
>begin to laugh hysterically before I leave lobby

GTA PvP in a nutshell:
>is player better than me?
>if yes:
call him a hacker/modder/cheater then proceed to player through mic
>if no:
begin to cuss player through mic about how bad they are at GTA

God this game is great

I wondered why he didn't die when I sprayed him with my machine gun. Hehe.
Sometimes the hydra needs to make an appearance.

On another note I hate it when some random drives up to me with a sticky in his hand, normally he is in a karuma or a T20 and I'm normally near my own T20. I shoot him in the face just as he throws the bomb. He blows everything up yet I have to pay both mine and his insurance!!

$54.000.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

I always get irritated when a person can't kill someone in a regular gun battle so they instead go in passive mode and kill you as soon as they get out of it. The only thing I hate more is when a modder goes in god mode and blows up people because they can't get kills unless they have their mods on.

 

[Dagger311]

I always get irritated when a person can't kill someone in a regular gun battle so they instead go in passive mode and kill you as soon as they get out of it. The only thing I hate more is when a modder goes in god mode and blows up people because they can't get kills unless they have their mods on.

Funny thing, one of my favorite things to do is go in passive mode, right up to a sniper battle, get next to a sniper, out of passive, minigun him down, then ride off in my T20.

 

[pokemonfan58]

GTA player logic:

Using a jet/Insurgent/etc. to spawn-kill someone: Perfectly justifyable.
Hiding in cover to avoid getting shot: Pathetic

Here's how I look at GTA Bounty Random logic.
Use god mode glitches to survive, search up wall breach glitches on YouTube that will help you survive the bounty, if someone comes in with a tank to your location, leave the lobby because there's a chance that you can get killed by the blast depending how close you are to the wall or whatever, place a bounty on the person who claimed your bounty, etc.

 

[Grandea GTR]

Here's how I look at GTA Bounty Random logic.
Use god mode glitches to survive, search up wall breach glitches on YouTube that will help you survive the bounty, if someone comes in with a tank to your location, leave the lobby because there's a chance that you can get killed by the blast depending how close you are to the wall or whatever, place a bounty on the person who claimed your bounty, etc.

What?

 

[GT5Power]

Personally I love it when a bounty gets put on me. It makes for an exciting chase and can produce great story material for here

 

[pokemonfan58]

What?

So nobody understands this right?

I don't get it how some people would disagree with this. I mean why is it such a big deal sometimes to try and survive a bounty placed on you easily by doing glitches that would make it even harder for other players to kill you when if you want to make money you can simply do missions where it's less time consuming than waiting for a $9000 bounty to go away and plus you make more money off of it. It takes like a half an hour for a bounty to go away. *Especially if it's a $1000 bounty, there's no point on trying to cheat to survive the bounty.*

 

[GT5Power]

The only reason why I try to evade bounties is to have fun. I could do without the money personally, although that's what determines how many people my bounty will attract

 

[SomePlayaDude]

The only reason i play GTA is to steal cars, acquire a bounty and get the heat on.

I'm being chased by all sorts of madness aside from aerial assault, that is.
From 2 player turret Insurgents, the occasional Scooter Brother, Merryweather phone addicts, and even Miljets. I MEAN WHO BUYS MILJETS?!

 

[Dan]

The only reason i play GTA is to steal cars, acquire a bounty and get the heat on.

I'm being chased by all sorts of madness aside from aerial assault, that is.
From 2 player turret Insurgents, the occasional Scooter Brother, Merryweather phone addicts, and even Miljets. I MEAN WHO BUYS MILJETS?!

Probably YouTubers who like to escort their subscribers around the map, then crash because they have the attention span of a flea.

 

[pokemonfan58]

The only reason why I try to evade bounties is to have fun. I could do without the money personally, although that's what determines how many people my bounty will attract

This I understand. But I don't understand why would someone ruin the experience for everyone who's going after you. Ok if you like getting bounties placed on you and be chased by other players, fine I guess. But it's not necessary to use glitches that would make you almost impossible or entirely impossible for other players to kill you. That's not being fun at all and I've seen most bounties doing this lately. I find dealing with bounties piloting jets much better than god mode bounties. *Sort of due to the fact that they are fast enough to catch up with you and kill the living 🤬 out of you.*

If you have like 5 or more people after you, best idea to deal with it legit is to outrun them.

 

[Leadfoot530]

So, I had an interesting thing happen to me today. We all know those Smuggler Planes that almost never appear, right? Well, today one randomly appeared in my invite only session with only me in it. I had just finished delivering Simeon one of the cars on his list when a wild smuggler appeared! Freaking out over the occurence, I called Pegasus to request my Savage. Lucky for me, or so I though, my Savage appeared over at the Merryweather base at the docks, so I drove over as fasr as I could in my JB 700, entered the gate and prove by the guards to where my Savage was parked. I get out of my car, open the cockpit of the chopper and as soon as my character swings his feet into the aircraft, I get blasted by the two guards; I'm dead instantaniously. I manage to spawn back within running distance of my chopper and by now, I'm extremely nervous about the plane disappearing. I shoot every guard I run into, not wanting to take the chance of dying again, get in the Savage and take off as quickly as I could. I make my way over to the dam, where the plane, which was a stunt plane, was flying over. A few shots from that explosive minigun and the plane is a smoldering heap falling out of the sky. Lets just say, I'm quite happy about the $30,000 I made.

I just don't understand why the quards shot me. I mean, if it was a random heli that spawned, then sure, fire at will, but my helicopter had spawned there. Sure, maybe I came into an unauthorized area, but still. One would think I would be able to pick up my heavily armed helicopter off a random helipad without much trouble, right?

Least I shot that darn smuggler plane down...

 

[Dan]

Merryweather guards are assholes so I just kill them anyway before getting in the chopper. It's easier than just getting killed unprovoked.

 

[TexRex]

Since running into the same problem after crashing into a wireframe tower on the way to the docks for Blow Up III (it was dark, gimme a break ), I just make a point to be much closer to one of the other pads when calling for my Buzzard. But I thought the exact same thing; "It's my 🤬 helicopter."

Edit: Yay, a good one! For whatever reason, I decided to accept an invite to Prison Break - Station again (I've got the Casco), where I found myself low man on the player rank totem pole. Since I found the whole schedule bit tedious last time I was on that team, I opted for my usual. We got to the docks, climbed the crane, killed the container guards, 'chuted down and blasted the lock--yay again, I got to drive. Partner (rank 197) messaged me "drive dont shoot," which I took to mean he wouldn't shoot either because doing so invites law--he didn't--and we got to the delivery spot with minimal hassles.

Bonus, I managed to get Platinum for my efforts.

 

[GT5Power]

I always get irritated when a person can't kill someone in a regular gun battle so they instead go in passive mode and kill you as soon as they get out of it. The only thing I hate more is when a modder goes in god mode and blows up people because they can't get kills unless they have their mods on.

I'm not very fond of this tactic either, even though I use it occasionally due to my low rank (41), and as a result relatively low health and worse weapons. I believe they could fix this by making the passive player's blip blink during the countdown. That shouldn't be too hard to code, right?

 

[ViscousTraction]

Partner (rank 197) messaged me "drive dont shoot," which I took to mean he wouldn't shoot either because doing so invites law--he didn't--and we got to the delivery spot with minimal hassles.

I've had to say that to nearly every person with me on the cargo team with the exception of one guy. One time I told the passenger not to shoot and then he does so anyway. I told him 3 more times, but he continued and even began shooting the cops. So at that point I just stopped and got out of the car. It took him nearly 10 minutes to get to the drop-off area

 

[GT5Power]

I had a really good time with a friend today. After I eventually got him to enter my car, I took him to somewhere near Bolingbroke Penitentiary and we had a sniper fight for quite a while. It ended 14-14. He's now both my "Archenemy" and "Victim"

 

[AnthonyD1993]

My archenemy is one of my friends, but he's my archenemy because he used to spawn snipe me out of nowhere when I was new at the game and didn't have any weapons. He stopped that right away after I got all the guns (and also after other friends started taking him out as soon as he started shooting at me until he either quit killing me or ragequit the session).

 

[Katiegan]

My archenemy used to be my friend, mainly due to accidental kills while messing around in free mode or the spontaneous 1v1 deathmatches she'd challenge me to. I just had a look now though and it's actually @Custom878.

 

[Sage Ages]

My archenemy used to be my friend, mainly due to accidental kills while messing around in free mode or the spontaneous 1v1 deathmatches she'd challenge me to. I just had a look now though and it's actually @Custom878.

What can I say? I'm good at capture.

 

[ViscousTraction]

My archenemy is a guy that killed me once when I asked him to get rid of my bounty.
Talk about player interaction...

 

[SomePlayaDude]

When you see a bounty blip in the Sandy Shores hangar, you are inclined to bring your car with a buddy to wipe this person out.

So, what if I was in the bounty blip? Well, just like my earlier escapade, they met the cylinder called death, courtesy of the Rhino. You know how well that goes.


.....


Moving on, my bounty expired, and these two guys decided to head to Grapeseed, get a Savage, and come destroy me. Thing is: they're not exactly good pilots. They swooped low, missed me by THAT much, and had to reposition.

The time it took them to regain composure, it was also the time they met that cylinder cannon once again.

 

[m8h3r]

I had a really good time with a friend today. After I eventually got him to enter my car, I took him to somewhere near Bolingbroke Penitentiary and we had a sniper fight for quite a while. It ended 14-14. He's now both my "Archenemy" and "Victim"

My archenemy is one of my friends, but he's my archenemy because he used to spawn snipe me out of nowhere when I was new at the game and didn't have any weapons. He stopped that right away after I got all the guns (and also after other friends started taking him out as soon as he started shooting at me until he either quit killing me or ragequit the session).

My archenemy used to be my friend, mainly due to accidental kills while messing around in free mode or the spontaneous 1v1 deathmatches she'd challenge me to. I just had a look now though and it's actually @Custom878.

My archenemy is a guy that killed me once when I asked him to get rid of my bounty.
Talk about player interaction...

Mine is the friend I always play with. Me and him normally do each others bounties and split them also we have been known to just screw about with like a pistol abd go 1 on 1 till about 75 kills each. Just for fun but it does mean anyone else is very unlikely to become my arch enemy.

 

[GT5Power]

I don't trust friends with bounties anymore. I once invited an IRL friend to a session while I had a $9000 bounty on my head so we could survive together on the train. He shotgunned me.