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Drag your left foot and the vehicle turns left. Just make sure you have some thick shoes before trying this.
MustangRyanIs it based on entry speed, or maybe entry angle? Maybe they are actually enforcing the pit road commitment lines on tracks?
Oh-oh guys, we may be in trouble with our tire/fuel stratagies this weekend. I just received some spy photos from the Team Red Bull secret testing facility.
The rest of us have got some work to do!
Seriously though.....our RedBull #83's turn into X1's......we will be waiting for the race to finish with drinks in hand
A couple of those did get a chuckle out of me...us Chevy guys will have to come up with some Ford jokes. Maybe we will do that this weekend while we're all together waiting for the Fords at the finish line...
Heres some jokes....
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
-A guy in a bar in texas smoking a cigar and wearing a cowboy hat is showing off about how rich he is and how much land he owns. A young guy is tired of the crap the guy is talking and goes over to him and says "how much land do you exactly own?". The rich texan replies "Well son, if I get in my truck to drive, at sunrise, I still wont be at the other end of my property at sunset" and the young guy goes "Yeah I know what you mean, I used to drive a chevy too"
Q. How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A. You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q. Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A. So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q. How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
A. A shopping cart is easier to push.
Q. Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
A. To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the
shop
Q. Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic?
A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.
TomMcDI'll be on reserve for this weekend, just tell me what car I need at the time 👍
It looks like most of the full time drivers should be in place. If so, we will be looking to put a third car on track for Red Bull and Stewart-Ganassi. It would be a good idea to have an extra #14, #42, or #83 ready to go for this weekend, if possible.
Everyone getting ready for Saturday's 60-lapper at Indy?