Cursed Political Content

[Joey D]

Wonder if there will be a new Pornhub category “Pureblood” or “Unvaxxed”?

So I just searched it because I was curious and all I can say is...

 

[Liquid]

Wonder if there will be a new Pornhub category “Pureblood” or “Unvaxxed”?

The irony of an unvaccinated porn category being free from a small prick.

 

[GranTurNismo]

Got bored during lecture and made ChatGPT write a Marjorie Taylor Greene speech. The command was literally, "write a speech Marjorie Taylor Greene would give".

"Ladies and gentlemen,

I stand before you today as a proud patriot and a defender of the American way of life. I believe in the principles of freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness that our great nation was founded upon.

The political elite in Washington want to take away our rights and force their socialist agenda on the American people. They want to take away our guns, open our borders, and destroy our economy. But I will not stand idly by while they try to fundamentally change our country.

I am a strong advocate for limited government, personal responsibility, and the protection of our individual rights. I will always fight for the rights of the American people, and I will never back down from the radical left.

I am also a strong supporter of the President Donald Trump, who was elected to drain the swamp and make America great again. And, I believe in the QAnon movement that is exposing the deep state and the corruption in our government.

Together, we can take back our country and restore the American dream for future generations. So, join me in this fight, and let's make America great again!

Thank you."

 

[Populuxe]

That sounds a little too accurate. Are we sure ChatGPT didn't just pull the transcript of one of her speeches off the internet?

 

[Liquid]

Too coherent and too much George Washington seasoning to make it sound reasonable.

Nice try, Turing.

 

[Blitz24]

Got bored during lecture and made ChatGPT write a Marjorie Taylor Greene speech. The command was literally, "write a speech Marjorie Taylor Greene would give".

"Ladies and gentlemen,

I stand before you today as a proud patriot and a defender of the American way of life. I believe in the principles of freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness that our great nation was founded upon.

The political elite in Washington want to take away our rights and force their socialist agenda on the American people. They want to take away our guns, open our borders, and destroy our economy. But I will not stand idly by while they try to fundamentally change our country.

I am a strong advocate for limited government, personal responsibility, and the protection of our individual rights. I will always fight for the rights of the American people, and I will never back down from the radical left.

I am also a strong supporter of the President Donald Trump, who was elected to drain the swamp and make America great again. And, I believe in the QAnon movement that is exposing the deep state and the corruption in our government.

Together, we can take back our country and restore the American dream for future generations. So, join me in this fight, and let's make America great again!

Thank you."

1/5. Cannot imagine her saying any of these words without cue cards.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Populuxe]

Huh. So gay men have the highest testosterone? Okay.

 

[TB]

I'm fairly certain that women being around everywhere is not a recent thing but maybe it is for Chance.

 

[Danoff]

What the hell is it that these idiots love so much about testosterone? Muscle mass? Aggression? Libido? Don't we have enough meat-head sexually harassing leaders?

 

[Liquid]

What the hell is it that these idiots love so much about testosterone?

Being bald.

 

[Brett]

What the hell is it that these idiots love so much about testosterone? Muscle mass? Aggression? Libido? Don't we have enough meat-head sexually harassing leaders?

It is insecurity. The answer is always insecurity.

 

[Blitz24]

Priorities: My speech over my wife. The flag might be more important!

 

[Danoff]

Priorities: My speech over my wife. The flag might be more important!

Clearly a cry for help.

 

[TexRex]

 

[p78]

Priorities: My speech over my wife. The flag might be more important!

He wasn't gonna help, untill he saw a lot of people rushed to get to her.

 

[UKMikey]

Whoops, funny replies not cursed - moved to political cartoon thread (sorry @Populuxe)

 

[Blitz24]

Three crazy people on one show. Surprisingly, nothing intelligent was uttered:

 

[TexRex]

Mental. Illness.

 

[Liquid]

@Danoff

 

[UKMikey]

@Danoff

 

[McLaren]

Three crazy people on one show. Surprisingly, nothing intelligent was uttered:

Deranged reality they live in.

Mental. Illness.

These guys should stick to giving men dating advice. It’s slightly less stupid than their political takes.

@Danoff

Steve is the kind of guy who accepts random girls’ friend requests and comments “Beautiful” under their photos.

 

[Blitz24]

This past Friday wasn't an important day that could could cause this tweet to be misinterpreted:

 

[Joey D]

What's weird is that the only thing a politician has ever come for in my experience is your money.

 

[Danoff]

This past Friday wasn't an important day that could could cause this tweet to be misinterpreted:

A whole lot of citation needed on that one.

 

[Blitz24]

A whole lot of citation needed on that one.

January 27th is Holocaust Remembrance Day and Jordan's quote is a manipulated version of Martin Niemöller's prose of guilt following the 2nd World War.

 

[Danoff]

January 27th is Holocaust Remembrance Day and Jordan's quote is a manipulated version of Martin Niemöller's prose of guilt following the 2nd World War.

That's not what I meant. I meant when did "they" come for your guns? When did "they" come for your gas stoves? When did "they" come for your gas cars? All of those things are legal to own in America, and are not even currently proposed as being illegal to own. It's entirely fabricated.

Even if we're talking about not being able to buy a gas stove or a car (and we're not generally talking about that), that's not "YOUR" car or gas stove. That's a future car or gas stove that you don't own. Seizure of property is very different from regulating the sale of new products.

A government entity researched whether gas stoves pose a danger and should be regulated, and the rednecks of our country cried "they came for our gas stoves".... while they continue cooking on a gas stove.

 

[Blitz24]

That's not what I meant. I meant when did "they" come for your guns? When did "they" come for your gas stoves? When did "they" come for your gas cars? All of those things are legal to own in America, and are not even currently proposed as being illegal to own. It's entirely fabricated.

Even if we're talking about not being able to buy a gas stove or a car (and we're not generally talking about that), that's not "YOUR" car or gas stove. That's a future car or gas stove that you don't own. Seizure of property is very different from regulating the sale of new products.

A government entity researched whether gas stoves pose a danger and should be regulated, and the rednecks of our country cried "they came for our gas stoves".... while they continue cooking on a gas stove.

Jordan goes to the Fox News school of politics, so this idiocy sadly will continue until he is voted out.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

What the hell is it that these idiots love so much about testosterone? Muscle mass? Aggression? Libido? Don't we have enough meat-head sexually harassing leaders?

I was joking with my SO about starting a testosterone supplement company called TOXIC T..sadly I think it would be a massive hit.

 

[Danoff]

I was joking with my SO about starting a testosterone supplement company called TOXIC T..sadly I think it would be a massive hit.

Is it tiger's blood?

This is men when their mind is completely clouded with thoughts of sex and rage: