Cursed Political Content

[McLaren]

Conservative is when you can only find ten "real women" for your grievance calendar.

I like how The Redheaded Libertarian had to be identified bc no one would know who the **** that is.

BTW, the Christian MAGAs should be very unhappy. How dare these women share themselves in such light & revealing clothing.

 

[Brett]

I like how The Redheaded Libertarian had to be identified bc no one would know who the **** that is.

BTW, the Christian MAGAs should be very unhappy. How dare these women share themselves in such light & revealing clothing.

Also, only one of them is in the kitchen!

 

[UKMikey]

Also, only one of them is in the kitchen!

And at most only three or four of them are barefoot.

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[TB]

Her and her damn veggies.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

I like how The Redheaded Libertarian had to be identified bc no one would know who the **** that is.

BTW, the Christian MAGAs should be very unhappy. How dare these women share themselves in such light & revealing clothing.

White male hedonism is a pretty adequate conservative catch-all

 

[Brett]

And at most only three or four of them are barefoot.

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None of them appear to be pregnant either!

 

[TexRex]

None of them appear to be pregnant either!

That's basically white genocide.

 

[TexRex]

 

[BangsMcCoy]

Is Pornhub not allowing 2 states to access its content currently considered a great stride towards banning pornography? I’m assuming that guy chalks this up as a “win” knowing full well if he’s ever in one of those 2 states he’ll just get on one of the million other accessible porn sites instead.

 

[UKMikey]

IVF? I thought they wanted more babies.

reads further Oh, it's because multiple zygotes are "sacrificed" to ensure the birth.

 

[TexRex]

IVF? I thought they wanted more babies.

reads further Oh, it's because multiple zygotes are "sacrificed" to ensure the birth.

I'm stuck on homosexual hallucinations.

 

[Touring Mars]

I'm stuck on homosexual hallucinations.

"An invisible man sleeping in your bed? Who you gonna call? Gays-busters!"

 

[Joey D]

Is Pornhub not allowing 2 states to access its content currently considered a great stride towards banning pornography?

What's funny is that one of those states, Utah, has an awful porn addiction problem and their strides to ban porn have done absolutely nothing to change that.

 

[Liquid]

Banning the thing people want always works. They immediately start unwanting it.

 

[TexRex]

Banning the thing people want always works. They immediately start unwanting it.

The iron law of prohibition holds that banning porn will just lead to more extreme forms of porn.

 

[BangsMcCoy]

The iron law of prohibition holds that banning porn will just lead to more extreme forms of porn.

More extreme forms of porn is a scary thought considering what is already out there.

 

[McLaren]

What's funny is that one of those states, Utah, has an awful porn addiction problem and their strides to ban porn have done absolutely nothing to change that.

Pretty sure Utah is where "soaking" was started.

Is Pornhub not allowing 2 states to access its content currently considered a great stride towards banning pornography? I’m assuming that guy chalks this up as a “win” knowing full well if he’s ever in one of those 2 states he’ll just get on one of the million other accessible porn sites instead.

Most likely.

More concerning is that a big bad porn site has your privacy in mind more than the politician.

While safety and compliance are at the forefront of our mission, giving your ID card every time you want to visit an adult platform is not the most effective solution for protecting our users, and in fact, will put children and your privacy at risk.

Read more at: https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article283611783.html#storylink=cpy

 

[TexRex]

More concerning is that a big bad porn site has your privacy in mind more than the politician.

More States Get Dumb, Introduce Laws Requiring ID Verification To Access Porn

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"[D]espite what legislators might say in support of these bills, these are designed to limit everyone’s access to pornography. The proposals may state concern for minors accessing sexual material, but the intent is to add friction to porn access with a nasty undercurrent of passive government surveillance running just below the surface."

Banger.

 

[Joey D]

Pretty sure Utah is where "soaking" was started.

Yup, and then you add in the bed bouncing modifier for that added bonus.

 

[McLaren]

Yup, and then you add in the bed bouncing modifier for that added bonus.

The what modifier? I've never heard of that, but that's fantastic.

 

[Hayden]

The what modifier? I've never heard of that, but that's fantastic.

I’ve heard of this one! You get a fellow true believer to lay on the bunk bed under you and kick the upper bunk.

This creates a thrusting motion, that was not perpetuated by either soaker, so Jesus won’t care that they’re shagging.

Or something like that…

 

[BangsMcCoy]

The what modifier? I've never heard of that, but that's fantastic.

It’s still ‘not sex’ if neither of you are the ones making the motions. Invite a friend over to move the bed which in turn causes you to move. For a more robust experience during your soak. I‘m curious if this is considered a threesome or not though. I don’t make the rules, I just play by them. Errr, I mean. What?

 

[Joey D]

The what modifier? I've never heard of that, but that's fantastic.

So you get a friend to get under your bed and proceed to kick the mattress, or you have someone jump on the bed to make it bounce. It's the BYU special. At least at the U, the students have the decency to just have legitimate sex.

 

[TexRex]

The what modifier?

This response was funnier than what prompted it. I snorted.

 

[McLaren]

I’ve heard of this one! You get a fellow true believer to lay on the bunk bed under you and kick the upper bunk.

This creates a thrusting motion, that was not perpetuated by either soaker, so Jesus won’t care that they’re shagging.

Or something like that…

It’s still ‘not sex’ if neither of you are the ones making the motions. Invite a friend over to move the bed which in turn causes you to move. For a more robust experience during your soak. I‘m curious if this is considered a threesome or not though. I don’t make the rules, I just play by them. Errr, I mean. What

So you get a friend to get under your bed and proceed to kick the mattress, or you have someone jump on the bed to make it bounce. It's the BYU special. At least at the U, the students have the decency to just have legitimate sex.

My day has truly been enlightened.

 

[TB]

the intent is to add friction to porn

Isn't there enough friction in porn?

Or... bed... bouncing...?

 

[TexRex]

Isn't there enough friction in porn?

 

[TexRex]

Wait, did some dumbass at the Babylon Bee pull up a county map of Texas to find the city of Austin?

Edit:

Modern American conservatism is mental illness.

Edit: lol. lmao.

Jesus Christ.

Conservatives: "Being on the list of Epstein associates makes you a pedophile."

Conservative on the list of Epstein associates:

Took me a minute to find the right search input on Google. Acyn is...prolific.



It's so much worse than the caption.

 

[sw3g005]

Wait, did some dumbass at the Babylon Bee pull up a county map of Texas to find the city of Austin?

Edit:

Modern American conservatism is mental illness.

It may be just me being occasionally nerdy with geography, but just by looking at the county map I could tell it wasn't even the actual location of Austin the city to begin with - it's not that close to Houston is it?

When a Swede has a better understanding of Texan geography than an American, you know you've got problems.

 

[Liquid]

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