Cursed Political Content

[Blitz24]

"You be the judge"

Not guilty, then.

Sorry, but the options according to Fox News are:
Guilty
Very Guilty
Oh, you bet he's guilty.
Not enough information but he's guilty.
OR
He might not have done anything technically wrong but he's guilty and Biden should be impeached.

 

[TexRex]

Cernobitch is big mad that Durham faceplanted, but blames Democrats instead of Durham.

 

[Populuxe]

 

[Darla Starch]

 

[UKMikey]

This is why one should never shake hands with a Fox News host.

 

[Joey D]

Dude hasn't washed that greasy ass hair in 10 years either.

Also, I thought those macho men types were all about working with their hands? How have you never washed your hands but done something mainly like change a tire? Because if you hadn't washed your hands, that JC Penny suit would be all dirty.

 

[Liquid]

"I don't believe in germ theory"

Great, it's a welcome return for cholera and bodies piled up in the street.

 

[TexRex]

Modern American conservatism is mental illness.

Modern American conservatism is mental illness.

 

[TexRex]

AAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[UKMikey]

LOL, is the character called Clint after the director/star of Gran Torino?

Spoiler: Hey, look, it's the late Bill Hicks. He swore a lot. Strong language throughout

 

[Joey D]

That's a pretty bold film from a dude that was made famous for driving around a car with the flag of a bunch of losers on it.

 

[UKMikey]

That's a pretty bold film from a dude that was made famous for driving around a car with the flag of a bunch of losers on it.

That war was rigged.

 

[Famine]

That's a pretty bold film from a dude that was made famous for driving around a car with the flag of a bunch of losers on it.

His entire screen career after Smallville has been lunatic fringe Christian nationalist junk; he even had a role in the film "Roe vs. Wade", a movie purporting to be a "both sides" look at abortion but which was a thinly disguised anti-abortion screed that somehow filpped into a conspiracy theory movie about anti-Catholicism.

Just look at the titles of things he's been in over the last 20 years. You've seen the film by reading the title.

 

[TexRex]

Modern American conservatism is mental illness.

Modern American conservatism is mental illness.

Mental. Illness.

 

[UKMikey]

I don't know, MAGAs sound perfectly sane to me.

 

[TB]

Come to think of it, I have been saying "Oh my god" and "Jesus 🤬 Christ" to myself more frequently.

 

[UKMikey]

 

[TB]

If I tell my wife to call me lord, she'll tell me to **** off.

And rightfully so.

Edit. I told my wife this. Her reply:

"I'll call you lord. Space Lord Mother****er."

 

[Blitz24]

If I tell my wife to call me lord, she'll tell me to **** off.

And rightfully so.

Edit. I told my wife this. Her reply:

"I'll call you lord. Space Lord Mother****er."

Is that your new honorary title?

 

[UKMikey]

"I'll call you lord. Space Lord Mother****er."

You're a lucky guy, SLM.

 

[Famine]

If "your woman" is your first-born daughter, her mum was "your woman" first. Which makes her also your first-born daughter, so her mum was "your woman" before her. And so on.

This gets pretty recursive pretty quickly. You'd have to find your family tree on incestry.com.

 

[UKMikey]

This gets pretty recursive pretty quickly.

 

[TB]

Is that your new honorary title?

Better than Alpha Male.

 

[Blitz24]

I'm sure this will be a good decision and cannot backfire at all. All her opponent has to do is just state if Lake wins, the NFL won't be coming to Phoenix.

 

[McLaren]

Wait, what does the NFL have to do with border policy? I mean, I understand there’s no logic or common sense with these dingleberries, I’m just trying to understand the connection.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Populuxe]

"I refuse to acknowledge what was happening worldwide in 2020 that drove the price of gas down."

 

[Danoff]

Imaginary cars get terrible fuel economy.

 

[ScottPuss20]

He's just stating a fact.

 

[Blitz24]

He's just stating a fact.

He is stating a fact, but he's also stating that it is all the current POTUS's fault.