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HAARP output: 1MW (1 x 10^6 W)
Hurricane output: 100TW (1 x 10^14 W)

If HAARP ran constantly for three years and two months it might equal a hurricane for one second.

And if these people could come up with a coherent, rational thought, they might not be wearing red hats.
 
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[EDIT] Thanks for catching the naughty word I missed mods.
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Judging by Tucker's typically bemused reaction shot you can't con a conner (excuse the pun). How do you wake someone who's pretending to be asleep? Aren't they already awake?


Jeez. It doesn't take much for Tucker to be convinced of something, does it?

What authority does Roseanne have on anything other than being completely bat crap crazy and maybe day drinking?
 
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Jeez. It doesn't take much for Tucker to be convinced of something, does it?



What authority does Roseanne have on anything other than being completely bat crap crazy and maybe day drinking?

Just saying but when I posted this video on the previous page I put it behind a spoiler because of the NSFW language.
 
Hypertension from a diet of red meat, baked potatoes, and Coors with a cigarette chaser. Top all of that with a bunch of unresolved anger issues, a hatred for his wife, and resentment for his children.
Basically my FiL. I mean he was an okay dude for most of the time I knew him--conservative but not unmoored--and then he was radicalized during the Trump presidency and the 2020 election cycle. He was critical of anti-vaxxers until Trump and Covid, at which point he became one. Then he started in on the verbal abuse of my MiL, who was also his primary caretaker...smort...and calls between her and my wife were a nightly thing for a while until she left him, and he was forced to wipe out his finances paying something like a 60% premium for a care facility that didn't require him to be vaccinated, and then he died a miserable cuss.

Edit: Actually, he wasn't a smoker. That would have been bad and would have hastened his end tremendously.
 
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I bet she and the guitar seller are crying all the way to the bank.
How much did you pay
For the chunk of his guitar
The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show?
And how much will he pay
For a brand-new guitar
One which he'll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show?
And how long will the workers
Keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones
And how long will the workers
Keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones
 
How much did you pay
For the chunk of his guitar
The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show?
And how much will he pay
For a brand-new guitar
One which he'll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show?
And how long will the workers
Keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones
And how long will the workers
Keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones
I bombed Korea every night

Oops, wrong song.
 
MAGA: We can't afford to buy eggs

Also MAGA:


That guitar, if given to my 9 year old daughter, would make her so insanely happy, and be her most treasured possession for years. It might even inspire her to learn to play it. It doesn't have to be my daughter either... thousands of kids around the world fit that bill.

Instead it gets destroyed so that someone can take out his anger in a performative stunt of loyalty for a rapist felon who is using that same man as a means to power. All because Taylor had the audacity to say she was voting Kamala. Which... yes... everyone who is sane is voting for a sane person.
 
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Hypertension from a diet of red meat, baked potatoes, and Coors with a cigarette chaser. Top all of that with a bunch of unresolved anger issues, a hatred for his wife, and resentment for his children.
That's my 64th favorite country song.
 
Alright, I'm going to need to see your list.
1. Johnny Cash, 'I Walk the Line' (1956)
2. Patsy Cline, 'Crazy' (1961)
3. Hank Williams, 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' (1949)
4. George Jones, 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' (1980)
5. Jimmie Rodgers, 'Standing on the Corner (Blue Yodel #9)' (1930)
6. Tammy Wynette, 'Stand By Your Man' (1968)
7. Ray Charles, 'You Don’t Know Me' (1962)
8. Merle Haggard, 'Mama Tried' (1968)
9. Dolly Parton, 'Jolene' (1973)
10. Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson, 'Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys' (1978)
11. Stanley Brothers, 'Man of Constant Sorrow' (1951)
12. Buck Owens and the Buckaroos, 'I've Got a Tiger By the Tail' (1964)
13. Bill Monroe and The Blue Grass Boys, 'Blue Moon of Kentucky' (1947)
14. Hank Williams, 'Settin' the Woods on Fire' (1952)
15. Kitty Wells, 'It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels' (1952)
16. Glen Campbell, 'Witchita Lineman' (1968)
17. Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys, 'New San Antonio Rose' (1940)
18. George Strait, 'All My Ex's Live in Texas' (1987)
19. Loretta Lynn, 'Don't Come Home A' Drinkin' (With Lovin' on Your Mind)' (1966)
20. Kenny Rogers, 'The Gambler' (1978)
21. The Carter Family, 'Can the Circle Be Unbroken' (1935)
22. Ernest Tubb, 'Walking the Floor Over You' (1941)
23. Lefty Frizzell, 'If You've Got the Money, I’ve Got the Time' (1950)
24. Taylor Swift, 'Mean' (2010)
25. Johnny Paycheck, 'Take This Job and Shove It' (1977)
26. Dixie Chicks, 'Goodbye Earl' (1999)
27. Johnny Cash, 'Ring of Fire' (1963)
28. Hank Williams, 'I Saw The Light' (1948)
29. Jimmie Rodgers, 'Blue Yodel No. 1 (T For Texas)' (1928)
30. Faron Young, 'Hello Walls' (1961)
31. Hank Williams, 'Your Cheatin' Heart' (1953)
32. Mississippi Sheiks, 'Sitting on Top of the World' (1930)
33. Porter Wagoner, 'A Satisfied Mind' (1955)
34. The Carter Family, 'Wildwood Flower' (1928)
35. The Everly Brothers, 'Bye Bye Love' (1957)
36. Hank Williams, 'Lost Highway' (1949)
37. George Jones and Tammy Wynette, 'Golden Ring' (1976)
38. Patsy Montana, 'I Want to Be a Cowboy’s Sweetheart' (1935)
39. Kacey Musgraves, 'Follow Your Arrow' (2013)
40. Gram Parsons, '$1000 Wedding' (1974)
41. Townes Van Zandt, 'Pancho and Lefty' (1972)
42. Loretta Lynn, 'Coal Miner’s Daughter' (1970)
43. Buck Owens and the Buckaroos, 'Act Naturally' (1963)
44. George Jones, 'The Grand Tour' (1974)
45. Lefty Frizzell, 'Long Black Veil' (1959)
46. Roy Acuff, 'Wabash Cannonball' (1936)
47. Bobbie Gentry, 'Ode to Billie Joe' (1967)
48. Willie Nelson, 'Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain' (1975)
49. The Louvin Brothers, 'The Christian Life' (1959)
50. Steve Earle, 'Guitar Town' (1986)
51. Johnny Cash, 'Folsom Prison Blues' (1955)
52. Flatt and Scruggs, 'Foggy Mountain Breakdown' (1949)
53. Charley Pride, 'Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'' (1971)
54. Brad Paisley, 'Alcohol' (2005)
55. The Flatlanders, 'Dallas' (1990)
56. Carrie Underwood, 'Before He Cheats' (2006)
57. Eric Church, 'Springsteen' (2011)
58. Jeannie C. Riley, 'Harper Valley P.T.A.' (1968)
59. Marty Robbins, 'El Paso' (1959)
60. Tennessee Ernie Ford, 'Sixteen Tons' (1955)
61. Ray Price, 'Crazy Arms' (1956)
62. Emmett Miller, 'Lovesick Blues' (1928)
63. George Jones, 'The Race Is On' (1964)
64. Joey D, 'Hypertension from a diet of red meat, baked potatoes, and Coors with a cigarette chaser' (2024)

Possible copy/pasted from http://www.acclaimedmusic.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1841
 
TB
1. Johnny Cash, 'I Walk the Line' (1956)
2. Patsy Cline, 'Crazy' (1961)
3. Hank Williams, 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' (1949)
4. George Jones, 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' (1980)
5. Jimmie Rodgers, 'Standing on the Corner (Blue Yodel #9)' (1930)
6. Tammy Wynette, 'Stand By Your Man' (1968)
7. Ray Charles, 'You Don’t Know Me' (1962)
8. Merle Haggard, 'Mama Tried' (1968)
9. Dolly Parton, 'Jolene' (1973)
10. Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson, 'Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys' (1978)
11. Stanley Brothers, 'Man of Constant Sorrow' (1951)
12. Buck Owens and the Buckaroos, 'I've Got a Tiger By the Tail' (1964)
13. Bill Monroe and The Blue Grass Boys, 'Blue Moon of Kentucky' (1947)
14. Hank Williams, 'Settin' the Woods on Fire' (1952)
15. Kitty Wells, 'It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels' (1952)
16. Glen Campbell, 'Witchita Lineman' (1968)
17. Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys, 'New San Antonio Rose' (1940)
18. George Strait, 'All My Ex's Live in Texas' (1987)
19. Loretta Lynn, 'Don't Come Home A' Drinkin' (With Lovin' on Your Mind)' (1966)
20. Kenny Rogers, 'The Gambler' (1978)
21. The Carter Family, 'Can the Circle Be Unbroken' (1935)
22. Ernest Tubb, 'Walking the Floor Over You' (1941)
23. Lefty Frizzell, 'If You've Got the Money, I’ve Got the Time' (1950)
24. Taylor Swift, 'Mean' (2010)
25. Johnny Paycheck, 'Take This Job and Shove It' (1977)
26. Dixie Chicks, 'Goodbye Earl' (1999)
27. Johnny Cash, 'Ring of Fire' (1963)
28. Hank Williams, 'I Saw The Light' (1948)
29. Jimmie Rodgers, 'Blue Yodel No. 1 (T For Texas)' (1928)
30. Faron Young, 'Hello Walls' (1961)
31. Hank Williams, 'Your Cheatin' Heart' (1953)
32. Mississippi Sheiks, 'Sitting on Top of the World' (1930)
33. Porter Wagoner, 'A Satisfied Mind' (1955)
34. The Carter Family, 'Wildwood Flower' (1928)
35. The Everly Brothers, 'Bye Bye Love' (1957)
36. Hank Williams, 'Lost Highway' (1949)
37. George Jones and Tammy Wynette, 'Golden Ring' (1976)
38. Patsy Montana, 'I Want to Be a Cowboy’s Sweetheart' (1935)
39. Kacey Musgraves, 'Follow Your Arrow' (2013)
40. Gram Parsons, '$1000 Wedding' (1974)
41. Townes Van Zandt, 'Pancho and Lefty' (1972)
42. Loretta Lynn, 'Coal Miner’s Daughter' (1970)
43. Buck Owens and the Buckaroos, 'Act Naturally' (1963)
44. George Jones, 'The Grand Tour' (1974)
45. Lefty Frizzell, 'Long Black Veil' (1959)
46. Roy Acuff, 'Wabash Cannonball' (1936)
47. Bobbie Gentry, 'Ode to Billie Joe' (1967)
48. Willie Nelson, 'Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain' (1975)
49. The Louvin Brothers, 'The Christian Life' (1959)
50. Steve Earle, 'Guitar Town' (1986)
51. Johnny Cash, 'Folsom Prison Blues' (1955)
52. Flatt and Scruggs, 'Foggy Mountain Breakdown' (1949)
53. Charley Pride, 'Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'' (1971)
54. Brad Paisley, 'Alcohol' (2005)
55. The Flatlanders, 'Dallas' (1990)
56. Carrie Underwood, 'Before He Cheats' (2006)
57. Eric Church, 'Springsteen' (2011)
58. Jeannie C. Riley, 'Harper Valley P.T.A.' (1968)
59. Marty Robbins, 'El Paso' (1959)
60. Tennessee Ernie Ford, 'Sixteen Tons' (1955)
61. Ray Price, 'Crazy Arms' (1956)
62. Emmett Miller, 'Lovesick Blues' (1928)
63. George Jones, 'The Race Is On' (1964)
64. Joey D, 'Hypertension from a diet of red meat, baked potatoes, and Coors with a cigarette chaser' (2024)

Possible copy/pasted from http://www.acclaimedmusic.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1841
Funny, you're missing Our Mother the Mountain by TVZ
 
TB
1. Johnny Cash, 'I Walk the Line' (1956)
2. Patsy Cline, 'Crazy' (1961)
3. Hank Williams, 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' (1949)
4. George Jones, 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' (1980)
5. Jimmie Rodgers, 'Standing on the Corner (Blue Yodel #9)' (1930)
6. Tammy Wynette, 'Stand By Your Man' (1968)
7. Ray Charles, 'You Don’t Know Me' (1962)
8. Merle Haggard, 'Mama Tried' (1968)
9. Dolly Parton, 'Jolene' (1973)
10. Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson, 'Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys' (1978)
11. Stanley Brothers, 'Man of Constant Sorrow' (1951)
12. Buck Owens and the Buckaroos, 'I've Got a Tiger By the Tail' (1964)
13. Bill Monroe and The Blue Grass Boys, 'Blue Moon of Kentucky' (1947)
14. Hank Williams, 'Settin' the Woods on Fire' (1952)
15. Kitty Wells, 'It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels' (1952)
16. Glen Campbell, 'Witchita Lineman' (1968)
17. Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys, 'New San Antonio Rose' (1940)
18. George Strait, 'All My Ex's Live in Texas' (1987)
19. Loretta Lynn, 'Don't Come Home A' Drinkin' (With Lovin' on Your Mind)' (1966)
20. Kenny Rogers, 'The Gambler' (1978)
21. The Carter Family, 'Can the Circle Be Unbroken' (1935)
22. Ernest Tubb, 'Walking the Floor Over You' (1941)
23. Lefty Frizzell, 'If You've Got the Money, I’ve Got the Time' (1950)
24. Taylor Swift, 'Mean' (2010)
25. Johnny Paycheck, 'Take This Job and Shove It' (1977)
26. Dixie Chicks, 'Goodbye Earl' (1999)
27. Johnny Cash, 'Ring of Fire' (1963)
28. Hank Williams, 'I Saw The Light' (1948)
29. Jimmie Rodgers, 'Blue Yodel No. 1 (T For Texas)' (1928)
30. Faron Young, 'Hello Walls' (1961)
31. Hank Williams, 'Your Cheatin' Heart' (1953)
32. Mississippi Sheiks, 'Sitting on Top of the World' (1930)
33. Porter Wagoner, 'A Satisfied Mind' (1955)
34. The Carter Family, 'Wildwood Flower' (1928)
35. The Everly Brothers, 'Bye Bye Love' (1957)
36. Hank Williams, 'Lost Highway' (1949)
37. George Jones and Tammy Wynette, 'Golden Ring' (1976)
38. Patsy Montana, 'I Want to Be a Cowboy’s Sweetheart' (1935)
39. Kacey Musgraves, 'Follow Your Arrow' (2013)
40. Gram Parsons, '$1000 Wedding' (1974)
41. Townes Van Zandt, 'Pancho and Lefty' (1972)
42. Loretta Lynn, 'Coal Miner’s Daughter' (1970)
43. Buck Owens and the Buckaroos, 'Act Naturally' (1963)
44. George Jones, 'The Grand Tour' (1974)
45. Lefty Frizzell, 'Long Black Veil' (1959)
46. Roy Acuff, 'Wabash Cannonball' (1936)
47. Bobbie Gentry, 'Ode to Billie Joe' (1967)
48. Willie Nelson, 'Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain' (1975)
49. The Louvin Brothers, 'The Christian Life' (1959)
50. Steve Earle, 'Guitar Town' (1986)
51. Johnny Cash, 'Folsom Prison Blues' (1955)
52. Flatt and Scruggs, 'Foggy Mountain Breakdown' (1949)
53. Charley Pride, 'Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'' (1971)
54. Brad Paisley, 'Alcohol' (2005)
55. The Flatlanders, 'Dallas' (1990)
56. Carrie Underwood, 'Before He Cheats' (2006)
57. Eric Church, 'Springsteen' (2011)
58. Jeannie C. Riley, 'Harper Valley P.T.A.' (1968)
59. Marty Robbins, 'El Paso' (1959)
60. Tennessee Ernie Ford, 'Sixteen Tons' (1955)
61. Ray Price, 'Crazy Arms' (1956)
62. Emmett Miller, 'Lovesick Blues' (1928)
63. George Jones, 'The Race Is On' (1964)
64. Joey D, 'Hypertension from a diet of red meat, baked potatoes, and Coors with a cigarette chaser' (2024)

Possible copy/pasted from http://www.acclaimedmusic.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1841
Don't forget The Devil Went Down To Georgia

(He was looking for an election to steal)
 
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Man it's gonna be so funny when that bitch dies, not of anything that could be prevented by vaccination, but of the much more likely...and embarrassing...internal hemorrhaging from severe rectal trauma. Glass breaks, folks.
 
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