Funny/Strange News Stories

[BobK]

Youtube views which means money.

Darwins law did its thing that all that matters to me.

Unfortunately they'd already reproduced.

 

[Grayfox]

Unfortunately they'd already reproduced.

But at least the kid will learn how daddy died.
It may be that he wont be stupid or he will try to act tougher than daddy.

There are also miscarriages that could happen due to stress.

 

[TenEightyOne]

But at least the kid will learn how daddy died.

Which sort-of-obviates Darwin's law, I think that was the point of @BobK's post.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Man cuts down on traffic congestion by making just one trip.

 

[Northstar]

The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five 0" written down the side of mine...

I once bought that movie for the game we play at my aunt's house for Christmas. People thought it was a porno even though Brad Pitt is on the cover.

 

[1241Penguin]

Man cuts down on traffic congestion by making just one trip.

People are actually defending that? This just went from funny to sad.

 

[TenEightyOne]

People are actually defending that? This just went from funny to sad.

I think they're joking

 

[1241Penguin]

I think they're joking

I think you're right. My sarcasm detector went haywire for a bit.

 

[Takke]

I am laughing more than I'd like to admit right now xD

 

[JKgo]

Man cuts down on traffic congestion by making just one trip.

...Pfft. Amateur.

This is how you "overload" your chosen mode of transport.

Spoiler: None of these are photoshopped.

 

[Touring Mars]

I'm going to go to hell for this, but this has to be one of the most unfortunate names I've seen in a long time:

Please note: not for the easily offended

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39795047

 

[Grayfox]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-...t-could-be-deactivated-by-authorities/8658986

On a side note we know that facebook has a "real name" policy, but imagine how much grief Mr Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow must go though as most people will go and report his account for having a "fake name".

But that is the most awesome name ever.

Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow

 

[Obelisk]

From Jan. 2016:

Man jerking off to porn while driving crashes and dies.

Found this one through the Darwin Awards.

 

[Grayfox]

From Jan. 2016:

Man jerking off to porn while driving crashes and dies.

Found this one through the Darwin Awards.

He got into a sticky situation.

I'll let my self out.

Here is another darwin award contender.

http://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/06/29/09/08/man-jumps-from-balcony-parachute-bought-on-internet

 

[TenEightyOne]

Here is another darwin award contender.

Nope, he survived. To be clear: you have to die stupidly without having first reproduced.

Funny, strange and news it certainly is though. And ****ing awesome

 

[Obelisk]

Nope, he survived. To be clear: you have to die stupidly without having first reproduced.

Funny, strange and news it certainly is though. And ****ing awesome

OR...render yourself unable to reproduce.

 

[Grayfox]

Nope, he survived. To be clear: you have to die stupidly without having first reproduced.

Funny, strange and news it certainly is though. And ****ing awesome

But the next time he does it he just might die.

Parachutes have to be packed correctly for them to work correctly again, you need training in this.
Plus a parachute off the internet, it could be a dodgy one from china or a damaged one.

It is not like you doing a skydriveing which has an element of safety as the company would maintain their gear.

OR...render yourself unable to reproduce.

His distraught wife just might make sure he cant

This just popped up on my facebook feed.

Why is june the month of the idiot?

Let me shove my head into the jaws of an alligator to see what it is like.
http://www.insideedition.com/headli...-to-alligator-chomping-on-his-head-on-purpose

 

[TenEightyOne]

Tomorrow's Sun has teamed up with Uri Geller (spoon-bending 'psychic' fraud) to help ease Andy Murray's woes. It works too, as an example Sun models never have breast pain.

 

[prousonhairy]

Tomorrow's Sun has teamed up with Uri Geller (spoon-bending 'psychic' fraud) to help ease Andy Murray's woes. It works too, as an example Sun models never have breast pain.
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I didn't realize Uri Geller was still "at it". I watched a good documentary not too long ago called "An Honest Liar", about the magician James Randi, who made it one of his life missions to prove Uri Geller and other physics were frauds. Great movie.

 

[DK]

Am I the only one cringing at the shortening of "Wimbledon" to "Wimbo"? It sounds like a Silicon Valley start-up...or a Chinese one.

 

[ryzno]

Am I the only one cringing at the shortening of "Wimbledon" to "Wimbo"? It sounds like a Silicon Valley start-up...or a Chinese one.

Texting has destroyed the English language. We can't possibly be to busy to say the whole word or phrase.
Acronyms have gotten ridiculous...

 

[Famine]

I'm going to go to hell for this

I'll join you. I showed that to my wife yesterday and said "A free riiiiiiiiiiiide when you've already paid."

 

[JKgo]

to prove Uri Geller and other physics were frauds

...That's going to take some doing, I'm afraid. No, not the psychic part.

 

[Liquid]

Tomorrow's Sun has teamed up with Uri Geller (spoon-bending 'psychic' fraud) to help ease Andy Murray's woes. It works too, as an example Sun models never have breast pain.
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They did the same thing years ago when David Beckham broke his toe.

 

[JKgo]

...Hmm. A pool float that looks like a lady's hygiene product?

I'm sure it'd go down a storm with certain demographics. Probably.

 

[TheCracker]

...Hmm. A pool float that looks like a lady's hygiene product?

I'm sure it'd go down a storm with certain demographics. Probably.

Surely it will soak up all the pool water? 💡

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Is it available in red?

 

[polysmut]

Is it available in red?

2nd hand ones, yeah.

 

[Adamgp]

Michigan man tries to use fireworks to take out bees' nest, burns garage down instead:

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2017/07/man_tries_to_use_fireworks_to.html

 

[Grayfox]

Michigan man tries to use fireworks to take out bees' nest, burns garage down instead:

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2017/07/man_tries_to_use_fireworks_to.html

So why is it still legal for average joe to buy explosive devices in America even if they are weak explosives?