THE JULEKALENDER
Cast: De Nattergale
From a idea of Hans-Erik Saks & De Nattergale
"Once upon a time, a long time ago, in a no where place in the same cold place, and outscured terrain that mankind in a long time after eventually called Jylland (in Denmark), lived a little elf people. They lived in peace and harmony, they sang and played music, and worked in their respective underground homes, right until the evil, evil darkness people itself, 'Norssorende', one evil, evil day, hold their presence in the elf's land. All the elf's got liberated from their land by Norssorende. In good luck, the elf's got the big book with them, because if the big book got in the hands of the Norssor, the world would be lost.
All the elf's homes got destroyed, beside one only, that the Norssor never found. Near by this elf underground home, is their in the time went on, build a little mankind house, there live the potato farmer 'Oluf Sand, and his wife Gertrud Sand, and their little dog Emil, it's a dark, and stormfull evening"...
"Oluf, do you know where the case with all the Christmas stuff are?, we have to get going with Christmas preparations. Do you think we get ready for Christmas?
-Oluf; Should we not take it easy...-Gertrud; It's only Christmas one time in a year.
Yes, that is nice
In a distant, and far away land, in the outer space in the world, is the old elf "Old enough" lying near dead, because the play case that play his life melody is running out of time, the only play key to it, he got to leave behind in the underground home back then, when the elf's got liberated from the evil darkness people "Norssorende". Old enough, is calling for help from three elf's, "Fritz", "Hansi", and "Gynther", he kindly ask them to go back to the old underground home in Jylland, to get him the play key back. Old enough gives them a old land card that shows where the underground home is, and the key to the underground home. To help them on the big trip, he overhand them the "big book", that contains the answer to everything, he tells them that it must not get in the hands of the Norssor, that still lives in the old land Jylland. Norssorende is especially dangerous, because they have got mankind looks, there are though one thing that can get them back to their old ugly look, but that is all described in the big book.
Old enough ask them to hurry, he don't have much time left.
-Gertrud; There's only to days till my sister and Kaj travel to Rhodos. I think it's a good way to celebrate their silver wedding, instead of a big party. I would very much like that too Oluf, lift your feet so I can clean the floor. Oluf, do you think we could get to those places, when we go to town tomorrow, we must go to the bookstore first. I have to get some glitter paper, and silk paper to make Christmas decorations. After that...and some clue by the way. After that we drive to the convenience store, and while you talk with the guys at the warehouse, I go over to the lady hair dresser Winny, you know..She may not have the time, but I have to try, now that I am in town. I do long to get my hair done..
-Oluf; Yes, that was just nice.
The three elf's is running towards an old airplane with a propel, the weather is very over clouded, and is soon to get dark, Fritz is not carrying anything that himself, Gynther is carrying a shoulder bag, Hansi is carrying a toolbox, a big bag and other stuff. And it was handed to Fritz to ensure that they have enough fuel to the hole flight. We see them take off, they get confused of the land card and the fly longer than anticipated first, but eventually get back on track, but over the little land of Jylland they went out of fuel, they try to safety land, but they can't, and simply crash down in the middle of Jylland...
...., -Fritz; Gynther! Wasn't it you, who should get fuel on the airplane? Look what happened, the propel is completely broke! - Hansi; very much indeed. -Fritz; wasn't it you? -Gynther; no, it wasn't me. -Fritz; was it you so then Hansi? -Hansi; no, I carry the bag package and toolbox! -Fritz; ah, what should you do then Gynther? - I should take the toolbox, -Hansi; no, I should take the toolbox! -Gynther; no, I should take the toolbox!, -Hansi; no I should take the toolbox!. -Gynther; then we have enough toolboxes, what?
-Fritz; it's not funny. Where are we? - what on earth, do we do? -Gynther; we could look in the book.
-Fritz; that's my words. You do that, Gynther. - ah .... its in Danish! -Fritz; Gynther ...! Let me.
Well, let's see one gong. -Hansi; what's stands there?, read up. -Fritz; there stands: "if you're lost, then see on the map." That's it. -Gynther; what map? -Hansi; the land card Gynther! Think the little around!, take it together! -Gynther; oh yes. I have it right here in my back pocket. -Fritz; well ... let's see. Ahh ... where are we? - we are here! -Hansi; where is the hole then? -Fritz; there! I think, we shall that way. -Hansi; ohh ... I think it's unbelievable, I always have to carry the bag pack. Why it's always me who shall carry the bag pack and the toolbox, it's hurting on my shoulders. -Fritz; ohh, not so much bull.... with you Hansi! -Hansi; why do I always ...? -Fritz; because you are the one with the biggest teeth's and the ugliest clothes.
-Gertrud; Oluf. Do you know what I wish myself at Christmas? -Oluf; No! -Gertrud; I wish a foodproccessor. -Oluf; yes, that is nice, but we can't afford it, you know when taxis and moms is paid, there is not much left. -Gertrud; I could spare on house keeping. -Oluf; I said,
it's just nice ...!
Phone is ringing ... yes hallo, it's Oluf Sand, himself. Potatoes? Yes, that is needed. How many do you need? You will get it. It will be hundred and ... it will be to hundred croner. Autograph? No ... we don't use that. It don't actually work. It will be to hundred, black. Yes, it's OK then, by by. That was just nice.
- Gertrud; who was it? -Oluf; One, who got the wrong number.
-Fritz; ahh ... where in the god is that hole?, it should be near around, ahh ahh, let's see on the map, ahh.
-Gynther; what's stands there?, I don't understand it. -Fritz; there stands: "when the clock is five, the shadow will fall from the tree on the gate." -Hansi; what tree? -Fritz; ehm, that tree! -Gynther; ohh that's lucky!, the clock is five in a few seconds. -Hansi; we must hurry, to get light on the tree. -Gynther; where is the shadow? -Fritz; ahh, Gynther, it's on the other side! -Gynther; oh yes ...
-Hansi; heey ...! It's here! The gate to the underground hole! -Fritz; ahh good, Gynther, come with the petroleum lamp - then, who has the key? -Gynther; what key? -Hansi; the hole key Gynther! Think the little about! -Gynther; oh yes. I have it right here. -Fritz; Put it in the key hole Gynther! -Gynther; Yes, Fritz.
Hansi and Gynther tries to open the too gate doors, but they are much heavy, Fritz look on.
-Gynther; that must I now say there. -Fritz; we must soon be getting there, they have to do a little walk before they enter the underground hole. -Hansi; hey ...! Have you seen all that leftovers from spiders? -Gynther; yes, it's all over the hole. -Hansi; oh yes -Fritz; yes, yes, yes -Hansi; ahh, ahh -Gynther; that must I now say. -Hansi; What? -Gynther; yes, the hole interior. -Hansi; oh ...! -Fritz; Well ... it's have been a long day. Let's take some rest, then we can find the key tomorrow. -Hansi; It's hard to be a elf man. -Fritz; Not so much Crap with you, Hansi! -All singing; doh, de do de doh, de do do do, do do de doh,
Yeah, it's hard to be a elf man, I say, Yeah, it's hard to be a elf, da do, da do do do doh...
-Radio broadcast ... it is reported in the late evening, that the work on the big belt bridge, again has been strucked by an accident. Just before evening they found a bad burnt scotch employee in the hydraulic system and inbetween four tunnel machines, that is making its way graving it's way from fast land and to Sprogoe. One of the head leaders is quoted saying, "I haven't been seeing anything like it", and the weather, the stormfull weather continues, we can tonight.....! -Oluf; good damn. -Gertrud; it is a long time since it has been storming like this. -Oluf; god damn. -Gertrud; we must hope it will be better tomorrow. -Oluf; that would just be nice. -Gertrud is putting a tape in the cassette player.
-dear memories coming up, from Christmas......! Voice speaker. Who is this mysterious stranger in the dark, is the elf's gonna find the play box key, what about the propel, is this a Christmas Calendar, find out tomorrow......End