I love that ad, just for kicks I'll add it.
"Germs are running scared. Last Year communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over 25 million people. Your home much likely in America is constantly under attack from germs. And we all know what germs cause; Dyslexia and Leprosy.
Thank goodness there's blox.
Blox sends germs running like refugees, just add a few tablespoons to your child's bath, and put them in the tub. (Child starts crying) Presto! That tingly sensation is germs dying. Now your child has rosy red skin and is 100% germ free. Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask difficult questions about reproduction. It's even great for Rover's breath. (Dog starts whining) Now he's sleeping peacefully, free from germs! Blox is endorsed by the society for cleaner America. It uses a patented formula produced by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available for use in the home. Chanting in background: Blox Blox Blox Blox!
Man: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indiscriminately!"
Go Spuds! 👍