GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I'm now playing the PC version under the Social Club name of WeatherSystems, as I'm not going to waste my money on the PS3 version when I know it'll die (the PS3) eventually.

So... yeah. Need people to play with.
 
I was in a helicopter, and heard the missile lock so I jumped...and what a dive it was
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I refuse to play online outside of Crew/Friend sessions. This is not the kind of game that promotes positive social interaction with strangers in freeroam mode.

On the flip side, I've met several productive individuals doing jobs and heist setups and missions.
 
I died at that. He was mad at you when 4th on down were playing bumper cars.
When the others called him out for his dumb ass comebacks, that's when I almost lost it.

All I did was fall in behind him, and then when we passed the last checkpoint before the finish line, I gave his quarter panel enough of a tap to spin him out but allow him to recover 2nd

I can't be that mad, I did get 22K in betting :lol:
 
When the others called him out for his dumb ass comebacks, that's when I almost lost it.

All I did was fall in behind him, and then when we passed the last checkpoint before the finish line, I gave his quarter panel enough of a tap to spin him out but allow him to recover 2nd

I can't be that mad, I did get 22K in betting :lol:
I saw that lol
 
I have a new name for this game: Grand Theft Auto 5 Frames Per Second. Try to play online in a public lobby and have a big shootout. Textures constantly load and unload, vehicles lag everywhere, and you get shot through walls. With the amount of processing my system has to do, I'm surprised my PS3 hasn't burst into flames. It's a relatively new-ish PS3, by the way.

The hardware is eight years old, give it a break.
 
Why dont people play team deathmatches anymore?
They pay really quite well if you win. Would people here be interested in some sort of gtp tdm event?

(R* created or sensible maps only)
 
I don't think i'll ever ridicule my PS3. It's given me (and still does) countless hours of pleasure over the years and the only thing that started to annoy me was the modders and idiots on GTAV on the PS3.

I love my PS4 but i'll always love my PS3.
 

My phone glitched and displayed it as being posted twice, so I edited the "second" post, but apparently that second one didn't exist, so it changed the post you see. Here's what I meant to say:

Why dont people play team deathmatches anymore?
They pay really quite well if you win. Would people here be interested in some sort of gtp tdm event?

(R* created or sensible maps only)

People don't trust other players anymore because of spawn-trap team deathmatches and hackers.
 
True, got stuck in one of those which is why I only play r* created or verified and don't use owned weapons. Everyone whips out the rpg and totally ruins the match. Team balancing isn't always the greatest either
 
Is there anyone online (ps3) that can help me out with my daily objectives. Need tokill a revealed player yet all the death matches I join are "PARKOUR LOLZ".

Happy to do yours in return. 25k for completing them.

Edit: Shoutout to @superstreet556 for helping me out also to @Beeblebrox237 for when you two came and saved me from the cops. 👍
 
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Is the Savage worth it?

I don't own one yet, but with the way it performs, I would say it's all up to you. Most importantly, if you know how to aim with the minigun. If you only buy it for the continuous-fire rockets, you're losing out on half of the chopper's effectiveness. It's apparently very susceptible to small-arms fire and the homing missile takes it down in one shot. As for maneuverability, it can not pitch as forward as a Buzzard to attack targets below it. Additionally, it is rather heavy, so it can't turn or avoid missiles very easily.
 
Doing heists with randoms is like pulling teeth. But it's better than milling through survivals for hours.
 
[PC]

I made a [I think] pretty fun online job and I want to try it. The AI doesn't understand it so nothing happens. Basically it's four attack helos (the kind with the door guns but no rockets) against 15 technical trucks that are all parked on an island. It's 15 against 15. So either 15 stationary AA guns or several mobile AA guns. I want to see what the balancing is like. I doubt I can get 30 people but I think it could be fun with 10+. I really want to see it at night with all the cannon fire everywhere. :)

The job is called Helos vs Technicals. Right now it's a last team standing, but it might be better as a death match, who knows. Add me on rockstar, my username is LC_Menair.

I made another that is slightly akin to mad max. Basically one team is trying to get a big oil tanker to their base halfway across the map and the other team is trying to steal it with the help of ambushes from The Lost. The first team has one technical while the other has dirt bikes. All weapons are sawn-off shotguns. This one isn't published yet, but I could do it pretty quickly.
 
I think I'll take a cruise like I used to do and travel the entire map with no radio and just listen to the engine as I take in the scenery... It's been a long time since I did that.. Now what car shall I drive.. one of the great new editions or perhaps a trip in one of my older, almost forgotten favorites.
 
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