GTP vs. Wham - Last Year's Thread

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So I've just been Whammed!, I'll tell you how and all UK users need to read this...

There is an Advert going round right now for Carphone Warehouse (with Keith Lemon in it) and it must be some sort of Xmas one because it has Last Christmas playing over it, I was just watching X Factor and tweeting about the show during the break when it came on without warning, it took me around five seconds to register in my Brain what song was playing and then I promptly pressed the mute button but I knew that was too late and I am actually a little bit gutted as the competition hasn't really began yet :grumpy:

So, Fellow UK Forum users, you have been warned, like I said it comes on without warning with the song on from the start and throughout...

MY LORD I'VE COME CLOSE.

I've seen that advert, luckily I had it muted so no idea this was on it or how close I'd just came to being whammed but I spent the entirety of the advert saying how much of a 🤬 I thought Keith Lemon is, well now I really think he is.
 
It's been so boring where I am, I think it will be more harder if I tried to get Whammed publicly.

Or move to a different country where the song is more common.
 
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Went into the City Centre again. Whamming was close. Christmas music everywhere. No Wham. I am playing with fire here...
 
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@Kamata GTR better go tell them how you got whammed!!!

@Daniel
Really late to the party, but Whammed. Like 10(?) days late.

How, you may ask?

Gee, a special someone replaced the ringtone whenever my dad calls me to "Last Christmas."

This happened in class and I literally went "dammit."

Note to self and for others:
Phone on silent if you know what's coming to ya.
 
@Daniel
Really late to the party, but Whammed. Like 10(?) days late.

How, you may ask?

Gee, a special someone replaced the ringtone whenever my dad calls me to "Last Christmas."

This happened in class and I literally went "dammit."

Note to self and for others:
Phone on silent if you know what's coming to ya.
You learned a lesson from that. Don't Wham! your brother and then decide to try and survive GTP vs. Wham! knowing that there was a shark in the water that smelled blood and had a lust for revenge. Bad things happen.
 
I still haven't been Whammed. Last year, I only fell because of the trap. This year, I feel a bit safer, except not really. I don't have friends or family going after me.
 
Participated in the local Christmas parade. Luckily our float was playing french music and the other floats around were not playing music.
 
@Daniel
Really late to the party, but Whammed. Like 10(?) days late.

How, you may ask?

Gee, a special someone replaced the ringtone whenever my dad calls me to "Last Christmas."

This happened in class and I literally went "dammit."

Note to self and for others:
Phone on silent if you know what's coming to ya.
My phone is fingerprint locked, praise the Lord!
 
My phone is fingerprint locked, praise the Lord!
Until you remember that there is a backup PIN code when you set up a fingerprint lock and you would be screwed if they figure that out

and then you remember that your family doesn't really care, or if they did care, they could take you out at any minute.
 
We started decorating after the (pathetically small) snow fall earlier today. Decided to put on Christmas music while we were doing it...

Luckily remembered to check the playlist before starting it, and just skipped right over the evil. Nice try, Spotify.
 
Lady friends mum decided to put on Xmas songs. Just sat there in her front room awaiting the whamming. Luckily her step dad thought it was too early too and it went off after about 4 songs. Very close that one.
 
Until you remember that there is a backup PIN code when you set up a fingerprint lock and you would be screwed if they figure that out

and then you remember that your family doesn't really care, or if they did care, they could take you out at any minute.
My pincode is a very intricate password. It literally has absolutely nothing to do with anything, just a random string of numbers, letters, and symbols that I memorized.

I need to be more careful with GTP links. Clicked on one in the GTA forums, and though it wasn't Wham, it could've been.
 
The entrance to my next lecture is right next to a food vendor playing Christmas music. I'm not being helped in my questto keep the Wham count below 5 by December.
 
Survived the beach trip without being Whammed... but the fear remains, since my friends now know about the The Whamber Games.
 
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