GTP vs. Wham - RIP George Michael

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It's impossible not to hear this song, anywhere you go..... Watch, go to a Satanist cult meeting, and you'll be whamm'd
 
SITREP:

Noel currently playing. Still no Wham. I don't know when it'll happen.Food running short. Drinking water gone. I don't know how much longer I'll last...
 
I'm out.

I decided I wanted to go to the restroom in warmth so I drove to the gas station that was by the house I was working on (it was extremely cold outside). After I finished I decided to get something to drink and while walking to the register it hit me like a two ton heavy thing. :(

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I walk into Duane Reade today to do a little (a lot) of shopping and what do I hear on the radio? Last Christmas. I wanted to curse so 🤬 loudly I probably would have been kicked out of the store and been banned for life.

Luckily, I held it in and as a reward for my enduring the song until the end, it was a cover.

Not today, George. Not today. :lol:
 
I endured 2 hours of radio today with no whamming it was radio or 2 hours of silence (my dad likes to look out the window in the car and say nothing) had to mute an xmas advent could not take that risk lol. This year is going very well for me
 
@Daniel

I'm gone.

Mrs Shaun conveniently turned up the TV while asking isn't this the song that........

Well yes it was indeed, after years of being assisted by the family ot seems this is the year I was turned on by the family.

Can't she just let you die in peace? :lol:
 
Pretty good for me so far. I'm mainly just preparing for Jordan's Whammsacre. If I survive that, I should be alright to win :).
 
@Daniel

I'm gone.

Mrs Shaun conveniently turned up the TV while asking isn't this the song that........

Well yes it was indeed, after years of being assisted by the family ot seems this is the year I was turned on by the family.

You know, I'm really starting to wonder where the phrase "better half" came from.
 
Had the closest call yesterday. I was in lovely Urbino...

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...and speakers strategically installed in the town square (all kitted up for the festivities) start blaring what else but Last Christmas?

Thankfully, the municipality is too cheap to afford the rights to the original version by Wham!... A cover it was. Phew. Despair was already gripping my heart when I realized the singer wasn't even remotedly in George Michael's impressive vocal ballpark.
 
I just got Whammed again in the pub while doing the "12 Pubs of Christmas". I was only 3 pubs in. :(
 
I misplaced a hat a couple of weeks ago & on Friday I found out I'd left it at somebody's house. We arranged to go for a pint & he would bring it with him.
I set off sans chapeau, as I would be reunited with a favourite headpiece soon enough.

I arrived at the pub first. There was a group of people wearing Christmas jumpers, singing along loudly to the Christmas songs which were playing. I sat outside where it was fairly peaceful, if a little cold without a hat.

My mate was on his way, a 10 minute walk from his house, I was informed of every song by the drunken chorus gently carrying each one through the front door, windows and facade.
Mild disaster struck, text message: "I forgot your hat, been back for it, setting off again now."

Before much longer, the vociferous throng began to shout George's words as melodically as they could. When the doorman gracefully pulled his handle to grant entry for some new arrivals I heard a few notes of the recording.

Ear poison. My 4th dose since signing up if I've remembered the count accurately.

We went on to visit every pub in the area so it was ultimately worth it even though the scars of another whamming remain.
 
With 13 days left, the end is in sight and this has been one hell of a stroll in the park. Not worried about Jordan's usual Wham-massacre as I cannot see how he can top his last two attempts, both times surviving. So I think I'm safe.
 
Probably something on Christmas Eve or right before New Year's
 

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