It's the zombie apocalypse...

[Danny]

Nothing. There is nothing to the right of my screen.
*snip*
Bring it.

 

[terminator363]

I've got a massive printer to the right of me, I got this.

 

[kennylmao]

My handphone, which lucky me, is made out of metal.

 

[TB]

Is a handphone anything like a handbra?

 

[mp10]

A USB drive...

 

[Crash]

I got a combat knife, a Bb gun, shurikens, 1 katana and 1 Pakistan sword. I'll be fine.

I don't think the point is to post multiple times, each time a one liner with a different object. This is to see what you have on hand in a fun, theoretical, little situation without having anticipated what it was before reading the first post of the thread. If you have already seen the premise of the thread, then you know what you need to have beside you so you can survive the hypothetical, which takes the fun away, as you can just then say you have swords, guns or other weapons. It doesn't make what you have interesting anymore.

 

[Ellis]

Why do people have so much weaponry next to their screen! I have speakers and a wardrobe of clothes next to mine.

At least I could quickly change into something nice before being munched!

 

[E28]

Nothing. Just a wall.

 

[Yauma9]

My younger brother, he knows Tae-Kwon-Do so I'm safe.

900th post!

 

[Ranman20]

ChapStick.

 

[mp10]

Nothing. Just a wall.

Thats not bad, ideal to bash the zombies head against. Unlike my usb...

If you intend on staying there that is

 

[Xx07gsxrxX]

Thats not bad, ideal to bash the zombies head against. Unlike my usb...

If you intend on staying there that is

If your willing to take a risk run past it and see the turn around time, if its slow run back by so your behind it and jam the usb into the head. Or just get to the kitchen or somewhere you have a weapon after you run by the first time.

 

[kennylmao]

Is a handphone anything like a handbra?

Yes, my hand, is also my phone, and it's very convenient. Lol, cell phone I meant, forgot what you guys call it over there.

Unlike most people who has plastic Samsungs or glass (and a little lame strip of metal) iPhones, I've an aluminum Nokia N8 which in addition to being a strong material, also gives it some weight. Perfect tool for bashing zombies.

Emphasis on Nokia. I'll be fine.

 

[XS]

A pillow and a bagel, I'm completely screwed. But the coffee table in front me be could be used as a shield.... Nah, I'm screwed.

 

[R0ssingt0n]

A pillow and a bagel, I'm completely screwed. But the coffee table in front me be could be used as a shield.... Nah, I'm screwed.

Put the bagel in the pillow case. If you swing it around you have... actually no you'll have a dreadful weapon.

 

[XS]

Put the bagel in the pillow case. If you swing it around you have... actually no you'll have a dreadful weapon.

I have a glass, I could put that in the pillow case. Which would hurt like the dickens if you're human, but I'm not sure a zombie would feel it .

 

[mp10]

If your willing to take a risk run past it and see the turn around time, if its slow run back by so your behind it and jam the usb into the head. Or just get to the kitchen or somewhere you have a weapon after you run by the first time.

👍

 

[trackripper123]

Erm... my wardrobe. Which stands at 2.5m tall and is too heavy for me to lift. Damn.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

a bagel

My Beagle is named Bagel.




Sorry. Every time someone says Bagel I think of that.

The thing directly to the right of me is a can of 250 .177 caliber (4.5mm) air rifle pellets. I would be good at distracting the zombies, but not really killing them...


Edit: Megaderp. Just realized the can was empty. In that case, I will use the computer bag that has my knife collection in it.

 

[Sage Ages]

Why the hell does everyone have knives within arms reach of their computer?

 

[TB]

Why the hell does everyone have knives within arms reach of their computer?

Moving them for the sake of this thread, or more likely, lying.

 

[m8h3r]

Moving them for the sake of this thread, or more likely, lying.

I have various bazooka's next to mine. Really.

 

[Pagey279]

Ummm assorted ornaments, a fire place and a pen. So I will gauge their eyes out with the pen, slam their heads against the fire place which will hopefully kill them and then I will decorate them with the ornaments to make them look pretty.

 

[mp10]

I have various bazooka's next to mine. Really.

Well at the moment i have a bowl of pistachios to my side, so there's ammunition for you sorted.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Why the hell does everyone have knives within arms reach of their computer?

Murica. I only had mine down here because my computer bag was right next to my computer (get it?) and I keep the knives in there because my dad has a huge problem with people breaking into his trailer and taking his stuff. A friend of his who lives down the street pothole-ridden gravel drive just had her plasma TV, DVD player, and arrowhead collection stolen on Wednesday. My dad's dog just got stolen last night, so yeah.

Anyways...

Moving them for the sake of this thread, or more likely, lying.

(removed from the computer bag so you can actually see them)

 

[Slash]

Why the hell does everyone have knives within arms reach of their computer?

I have 3 of them within arms reach.

 

[TB]

I can do that, too.

 

[Slash]

I can do that, too.

http://i.imgur.com/felTsvr.jpg

Holy cow

 

[Pupik]

I can do that, too.

http://i.imgur.com/felTsvr.jpg

Open up the bottom of the three-hole paper punch, and confuse them in the summertime. Then, run.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

I can do that, too.

Difference being that they were already there when I took the picture.