JENKINS, The Gran Turismo Cat

[MadmuppGT]

I want to get drunk w/ Jenkins!

Anyone else notice the cat playing on a playstation, and schooling the guy... but what could they be playing? I wonder

 

[McClarenDesign]

Anyone else notice the cat playing on a playstation, and schooling the guy... but what could they be playing? I wonder

Jenkins kicked my butt at Mortal Kombat. Impressive, when you consider that he has no thumbs.

I couldn't do it without thumbs. Just sayin.

 

[NeuroticVows]

Fact: Jenkins has won the gold medal in every gaming tournament that has ever existed.

 

[yzfmike]

Jenkins is Lucas Ordonez main rival. Allen McNish fears and has nightmares about Jenkins beating him again.

 

[McClarenDesign]

Jenkins is Lucas Ordonez main rival. Allen McNish fears and has nightmares about Jenkins beating him again.

Jenkins didn't have to take shortcuts during Round 2 of GT Academy.

 

[MadmuppGT]

Why do I feel some Chuck Norris style facts coming about Jenkins... HAHA

 

[McClarenDesign]

Why do I feel some Chuck Norris style facts coming about Jenkins... HAHA

Already been down that road, as well as a few others.

...but then again why not?

Jenkins doesn't sleep, he only has pit stops.

 

[ZohsixGT5]

Jenkins claws have 3 modes: Tarmac, Gravel, and Race.

 

[Morgoth_666]

Already been down that road, as well as a few others.

...but then again why not?

Jenkins doesn't sleep, he only has pit stops.

Or as a timing screen might well display it:

#9 -- Jenkins -- IN BOX


Apologies if he already has a racing number. 9 seemed like the obvious cliché choice to me.

 

[brooster]

Nice cat!

!Toonces!

 

[peterjford]

"Jenkins has gone wide at Degner, he has stopped in the gravel!"
"Wait, he is getting out the car and ... "



"Jenkins is back on the track and the corner workers busy shoveling."

 

[McClarenDesign]

Nice cat!

!Toonces!

Jenkins = Senna
Toonces = Prost

Round 1.... FIGHT!

 

[breakbeatfreak]

my cat only likes facebook:

 

[McClarenDesign]

^ He has your internets.

 

[MOTORTRENDmitch]

I like the GT5 Basement kitty

 

[MOTORTRENDmitch]

whoops double post

 

[McClarenDesign]

Fail

 

[dtn23]

Since we're talking Asian cat, it's most likely obscured by a bush.

You sir, win. 👍

 

[MadmuppGT]

Im still interested to who Jenkins really is... as I say I would be surprised if he's a random inclusion

 

[smyth]

During an experiment Jenkins put Erwin Schrödinger in a box with a vial of poison.

 

[ZohsixGT5]

Jenkins hairballs are shaped like the outline of the nurburgring

 

[NeuroticVows]

Jenkins inspired the Redbull x2010 and x2011 because he wasn't satisfied with the Veyron's top speed or Formula 1's handling

 

[Hakagure]

Has anyone considered that that Jenkins is in fact just having a fly dump there ??, Lets look at the facts ..

He is out of place there. He is sitting in a secluded spot. He is looking around to see if anyone is watching him. He does have a rather "strained" look on his face. It all points to him "dropping off a mate".

Naughty Kitty !! ..

 

[McClarenDesign]

Jenkins hairballs are shaped like the outline of the nurburgring

That's just awesome.

How To Prevent Black Flags by Jenkins

 

[yzfmike]

Jenkins bed is a Hot Wheels race car. His food dish is the shape of Monza. His snacks are the shapes of exhaust headers. He is THE Jenkins.....

 

[spikeyhairdude]

We can't stop here! This bat country!

Hahahha. I couldnt stop laughing when i saw this

 

[MadmuppGT]

Jenkins loves Complex String... then again who doesnt

 

[88FoxBodyFan]

The only thing Jenkins likes playing with more than Complex String is a Yellow Bird.

 

[MadmuppGT]

The only thing Jenkins likes playing with more than Complex String is a Yellow Bird.

Excellent return sir...

 

[McClarenDesign]

RUF?

No, (expletive), it's a Cobra!

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Yeah. That sounds about right.

Some say his fur is made of Nomex, and that he believes the Skid Recovery Force is a cleaning agent in his underwear. All we know is...

FACT.