JENKINS, The Gran Turismo Cat

[MadmuppGT]

I'm absolutely convinced now that one of my B-spec drivers is a cat.

How do you know he's not, I mean who is the man behind the helmet... especially if he's good! I've got a BOB whos at about level 12 and he holds his own against level 35 racers, sometime winning... I am convinced this driver is a cat.

Infact I might see how long it takes me to get a driver named Jenkins HAHA!

 

[Apophis_2029]

Next you'll want damage when you hit them. However, I would be down for this if we get the raccoons from the John Candy film The Great Outdoors

It's ,,The real driving simulator" ... so why not?

 

[McClarenDesign]

This is how Jenkins chases birds.



He'll pick that up next lap.

 

[Suzumiya]

I'm absolutely convinced now that one of my B-spec drivers is a cat.

Are you seriously SLS AMG?

 

[Bounkazz]

Did you guys know about the monkey in the game?

 

[McClarenDesign]

Are you seriously SLS AMG?

yes.

I am very serious SLS AMG, and I don't appreciate your accusations. SLS AMG does not backfire...

...it's silent, but deadly.

Did you guys know about the monkey in the game?

Yes. Each of us has spanked that monkey.

Back to the pussy.

 

[MadmuppGT]

This is how Jenkins chases birds.



He'll pick that up next lap.

He's deadly accurate with finding the apex and nailing any bird who is unlucky enough to catch his eye... Please take that anyway you like haha!

 

[McClarenDesign]

With PD now putting pics on a website, we gotta get Jenkins in there. When I'm done with my other projects this week, I'm gonna share at least 1 pic of him constantly.

I wish I could use Jenkins in photomode instead of my driver. Nothing says "made" like a pussy stretched out on the hood of your car.

First of all to understand what happened to Jenkins, you gotta understand who Jenkins the cat was. Now Jenkins was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a kitten racing promoter. So he puts Jenkins into training. They see Jenkins is good. He is damn good. But then he had the race of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Jenkins said "no man that's my brother, I can't race Nibbles" but they made him race anyway, and Jenkins, he killed Nibbles. Jenkins said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

 

[McClarenDesign]

Been to the temple. Took these.

 

[Suzumiya]

Been to the temple. Took these.

Why not an SLS AMG?

 

[McClarenDesign]

Why not an SLS AMG?

1. This thread: Not very serious.

2. Already have one.

Sadly, the pic is pre-Jenkins.

Serious SLS AMG is serious.

Seriously.

 

[JBanton]

I don't get the "serious SLS AMG" thing meh, Racecar ＝ racecar backwards (random)

 

[CodeRedR51]

I don't get the "serious SLS AMG" thing meh, Racecar ＝ racecar backwards (random)

You'll had to of read the whole thread to know.

 

[F1]

1. This thread: Not very serious.

2. Already have one.

Sadly, the pic is pre-Jenkins.

Serious SLS AMG is serious.

Seriously.

Where is that? I don't have that location?

 

[Schwartz]

I don't get the "serious SLS AMG" thing

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=244120
It started with the OP.

 

[CodeRedR51]

Where is that? I don't have that location?

You should, it's the very first one under photo travel.

 

[Deko Wolf-GTPT]

Where is that? I don't have that location?

It is one thing to say; "I can't find it, where is it?"
But when you say; "I don't have it" ...well...

 

[McClarenDesign]

Kion, or something like that. Its posted earlier in the thread.

 

[killer tiller]

Kion, or something like that. Its posted earlier in the thread.

Kyoto- Gion is the place

 

[McClarenDesign]

Thats the place. Jenkins demands shredded tires as a sacrifice!

 

[jedisteampunk]

 

[J-KiLLA24]

Haha nice, that actually looks kinda creepy

 

[carfanatic45]

The same reason the monkey is in the tree at Trial Mountain I suppose.

Does that mean someone in PD owns a Monkey and/or a Lochness monster?!?!?

 

[McClarenDesign]

Update 2.06- Jenkins now tinkles. Oh, and another Skyline.

 

[omgitsbees]

 

[MadmuppGT]

The vision of this will haunt my dreams forever...

Does that mean someone in PD owns a Monkey and/or a Lochness monster?!?!?

If this is true, then who owns those sheep?

 

[Deko Wolf-GTPT]

Mr. Jenkins approves this Delta!

Sorry, I just needed a place to share this without the need of creating a new thread

 

[spunwicked]

Mr. Jenkins approves this Delta!

Sorry, I just needed a place to share this without the need of creating a new thread

Nice pic - isn't that a Stratos though?

 

[Deko Wolf-GTPT]

Nice pic - isn't that a Stratos though?

Yes, it IS a Stratos...why the heck did I typed Delta?
...Jenkins is trying to tell us something! 💡

 

[With a EG6]

This thread has risen to Epic Hood. I mean who dosent like a good chat about pussys ?

Jenkins you shall go down in the GT History books!,.. Or something of that effect.