JENKINS, The Gran Turismo Cat

[MadmuppGT]

Posted earlier in the thread, I think. Get ready for some heavy reading, but it should be there.

But its a good read, Heavy, but good... like Barry White... God rest his zombie bones

 

[Dmarc_Atl]

Just found this in photo stream

 

[MadmuppGT]

Thats Nessy, the worst modelled thing in GT5... Maybe!

 

[analog]

Thats Nessy, the worst modelled thing in GT5... Maybe!

I suppose they just didn't have access to the real thing, it apparantly is quite a rare sight.

 

[MadmuppGT]

I suppose they just didn't have access to the real thing, it apparantly is quite a rare sight.

HAHA! 👍

 

[Ravicale]

I suppose they just didn't have access to the real thing, it apparantly is quite a rare sight.

Zing!

 

[luffe98]

Shaun would be the name for one sheep. What about his brothers and sisters?

Maybe the smallest one should be called Timmy

 

[photonrider]

Jenkins lives. I’ve raced that pussy.

 

[carfanatic45]

Maybe the smallest one should be called Timmy

LOL!!! XMas Carol reference!!

 

[MadmuppGT]

Jenkins lives. I’ve raced that pussy.

He's in 3rd...

 

[McClarenDesign]

Jenkins lives. I’ve raced that pussy.

Obviously a fake.

Everyone knows Jenkins is never below first. Must've been photoshoped.

 

[thaleppes]

it's the starting grid guys. after the start everybody just waits until he is around the first corner cause their to afraid to race him

 

[yzfmike]

Jenkins car has an extra 400 Pawpower. Not sure how he does but I 'll be damned he does it. Damn cheatin pussy.

 

[McClarenDesign]

Jenkins car has an extra 400 Pawpower. Not sure how he does but I 'll be damned he does it. Damn cheatin pussy.

Drop of catnip in the fuel.

 

[XDesperado67]

Drop of catnip in the fuel.

Wouldn't that fall under the category of a PED (Paw Enhancing Drug) and thus make its use illegal? We all know that Jenkins is one clean cat that goes all natural and just says no to drugs after all.

 

[McClarenDesign]

Wouldn't that fall under the category of a PED (Paw Enhancing Drug) and thus make its use illegal? We all know that Jenkins is one clean cat that goes all natural and just says no to drugs after all.

Maybe he has a spotter with a laser pointer. If you have a cat, you should know what I mean.

 

[yzfmike]

Wouldn't that fall under the category of a PED (Paw Enhancing Drug) and thus make its use illegal? We all know that Jenkins is one clean cat that goes all natural and just says no to drugs after all.

Catnip is all legal. I checked the Complete Cats Guide To Racing All Forms Of Motorsport manual. Its there on page 22, paragagraph 2 line 3. "All forms of catnip are legal for drivers to use." See?

 

[McClarenDesign]

Catnip is all legal. I checked the Complete Cats Guide To Racing All Forms Of Motorsport manual. Its there on page 22, paragagraph 2 line 3. "All forms of catnip are legal for drivers to use." See?

Charlie Whiting said it was ok, so it must be true.

At least, it worked for Ross Brawn.

 

[yzfmike]

Charlie Whiting said it was ok, so it must be true.

At least, it worked for Ross Brawn.

Well yeah. Someone slipped catnip in his breakfast meal and started to have a laser dot just ahead of him all the time. he was so distracted he said, "Whatever its ok, go with it." This stuff is better than what ever Ross brawn ever had.

 

[McClarenDesign]

Well yeah. Someone slipped catnip in his breakfast meal and started to have a laser dot just ahead of him all the time. he was so distracted he said, "Whatever its ok, go with it." This stuff is better than what ever Ross brawn ever had.

Brawn had Button and Schumacher.

Jenkins has 8 world championships to make up, but unlike the others, 8 more lives to do it.

Winner: Jenkins

 

[Foxiol]

The eyes of "my" Jenkins looks different...maybe i have his brother???

 

[J-KiLLA24]

Jenkins lives. I’ve raced that pussy.

Sooo his first name starts with an 'I'. I wonder what it could be....

 

[XDesperado67]

Sooo his first name starts with an 'I'. I wonder what it could be....

Invincible?

 

[McClarenDesign]

Sooo his first name starts with an 'I'. I wonder what it could be....

Millions worldwide waiting in line for the new iJenkins.

 

[MadmuppGT]

Sooo his first name starts with an 'I'. I wonder what it could be....

Maybe its something like I, Claudius or to a lesser extent I,Robot. HAHA

 

[XDesperado67]

I am Jenkins hear me Roar and fear me!

 

[McClarenDesign]

 

[MadmuppGT]

JENKIIIIIIINSSSSSS!

 

[mister dog]

Jenkins; the ugly truth behind our beloved pet!

 

[Foxiol]

Nobody noticed how in my copy of GT5 Jenkins looks different. It isn´t edited. Look at the other pictures and see those eyes on my cat. Strange.