North Korea, Sanctions, and Kim Jong-un

[Blitz24]

No no, let him finish. This will be good.

Hard to tell if this is meant to be spoof, surely must be... just isn't done with much comedy. It's so stupid it's actually plausible.

North Korea land man on Saturn.

I want to know what technology they used in order to land said spaceship, to check if man is still alive, what food they sent up with him, how long ago they shot him up there, and how they expect to get him back. NASA should be tracking this too!

 

[Pseudopod]

240p (lol) but there you go.

wouldn't be surprised if 240p was close to the resolution it was filmed in

Also, the beginning of that movie seems to re-enact mao's cultural revolution.

 

[TenEightyOne]

No no, let him finish. This will be good.


I want to know what technology they used in order to land said spaceship, to check if man is still alive, what food they sent up with him, how long ago they shot him up there, and how they expect to get him back. NASA should be tracking this too!

Especially an a gas planet...

EDIT: By "plausible" I meant plausible that NK might make such a claim, not that they might have completed the mission!

 

[Blitz24]

Especially an a gas planet...

EDIT: By "plausible" I meant plausible that NK might make such a claim, not that they might have completed the mission!

Are we sure the link didn't send us to news that they put a man on a defunct GM manufacturer's car? Then they can touch the Sky!

 

[FoRiZon]

Is this a work of "South Korean Spy"? Because as crazy and evil North Korean goes their claim isnt exactly believable.

I wait until KCNA gives a word about it.

 

[JKgo]

Hard to tell if this is meant to be spoof, surely must be... just isn't done with much comedy. It's so stupid it's actually plausible.

North Korea land man on Saturn.

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My sarcasm meter just had a catastrophic meltdown reading that. What the heck was that? Was that a belated April Fools?

 

[TenEightyOne]

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My sarcasm meter just had a catastrophic meltdown reading that. What the heck was that? Was that a belated April Fools?

I think it could be another spoof like Waterford Whispers "NK Lands Man On Sun". The photograph of the newscaster is the same one too. A poor attempt at a viral re-run of a much better joke?

 

[Touring Mars]

Considering they can barely hit the Sea of Japan with any degree of accuracy, I reckon Saturn is a tad ambitious.

 

[Blitz24]

Considering they can barely hit the Sea of Japan with any degree of accuracy, I reckon Saturn is a tad ambitious.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Perhaps they saw Saturn in a mirror and took it to heart, believing it was closer than the body of water they are near?

 

[FoRiZon]

Considering they can barely hit the Sea of Japan with any degree of accuracy, I reckon Saturn is a tad ambitious.

I trust them....

I mean, they can destroy america with their bare hands.

 

[Touring Mars]

This is why they don't let North Koreans into Legoland.

 

[Blitz24]

This is why they don't let North Koreans into Legoland.

Aside from the obvious reasons, they are why shoes are required at Legoland.

 

[fortbo]

Guys, this man is just misunderstood, all he wants is to drink some margaritas, and listen to Katy Perry. Also, did you know he neither pees nor poops because he works so hard that he burns all his energy from food, therefor he does not have a butthole because he has no need for one. Also, North Korea has plenty of great grocery stores and many fat kids.

 

[Touring Mars]

he does not have a butthole because he has no need for one.

Except for when he talks.

 

[JKgo]

Except for when he talks.

...Ouch.

Hmm, maybe someone smuggled a Sega Saturn in and NK's gov was blown away at how advanced the "western degenerate propaganda machine" was.

 

[Grayfox]

They chose Saturn the second largest planet instead of Jupiter?

Why didnt they just say We landed someone on the sun
And then claim that we are making our men stronger than any other nation, so strong that even the sun cant kill them.

 

[FoRiZon]

Dont tell me this is North Korean response of New Horizons that was going close to Pluto.

 

[FoRiZon]

North Korea change its time 30 minutes backwards to differ from Japan because "they are evil"

http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-puts-back-clocks-adopt-pyongyang-time-021627445.html

 

[TenEightyOne]

North Korea change its time 30 minutes backwards to differ from Japan because "they are evil"

http://news.yahoo.com/n-korea-puts-back-clocks-adopt-pyongyang-time-021627445.html

At least they're admitting it. Or is it Japan who's evil?

 

[Furinkazen]

In semi relevant post...

 

[Blitz24]

Japan should just mess with them and put out a press release that they too are moving their clocks back, but actually do nothing. See how fast North Korea pushes back their time again and do it again.

 

[TenEightyOne]

In semi relevant post...

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No sign of Lancashire moving their clocks forward by the required 100 years, I notice.

 

[Furinkazen]

No sign of Lancashire moving their clocks forward by the required 100 years, I notice.

Someone woke up on wrong side of the bed and then some this morning it appears.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Someone woke up on wrong side of the bed and then some this morning it appears.

The right side of the Pennines though, so it worked out okay

Reading more about the NK timezone change, SK actually enacted this for a while but then returned to Japanese time. Of all the things that NK has proposed/claimed recently this is the one that seems the least crazy.

 

[Blitz24]

The right side of the Pennines though, so it worked out okay

Reading more about the NK timezone change, SK actually enacted this for a while but then returned to Japanese time. Of all the things that NK has proposed/claimed recently this is the one that seems the least crazy.

You fully know that the crazy scale is heavily weighted. If anyone else did this they would be called very bad words. NK's least crazy but still crazy idea gets just some laughs.

 

[Robin]

A Slovenian band have become the first Western rock group to play a gig in North Korea, hopefully this will pave the way for Justin Bieber's concert there

That picture would make an awesome, and extremely rare, album cover.

 

[TenEightyOne]

A Slovenian band have become the first Western rock group to play a gig in North Korea, hopefully this will pave the way for Justin Bieber's concert there

Songs included The Final Countdown. True story.

 

[Robin]

Songs included The Final Countdown. True story.

Kim Jong Un's personal favourite

 

[TenEightyOne]

Kim Jong Un's personal favourite

I can hear it now, it should be his Team America II song. "Finarr Coun-down... na ra na narrr, na ra na ra naaaarrrrr"..

 

[FoRiZon]

A Slovenian band have become the first Western rock group to play a gig in North Korea, hopefully this will pave the way for Justin Bieber's concert there

That picture would make a awesome, and extremely, rare album cover.

I hope Katy Perry can make a concert on that too!