Oh, oh, oh, I'm making a Ludicrous Claim®! Read the first post!

[Slash]

I sat in some lemon curd once.

Please provide photo evidence with a picture of your username on a piece of paper

 

[Guardian]

Please provide photo evidence with a picture of your username on a piece of paper

Yeah. Photo or it didn't happen.

 

[Small_Fryz]

You want to see Famines arse covered in a thick, soft and spreadable cream that has a wonderful tart yet sweet flavor?

 

[Terronium-12]

Well, I'm never coming into this thread again.

 

[Slash]

You want to see Famines arse covered in a thick, soft and spreadable cream that has a wonderful tart yet sweet flavor?

Not that I want to, but he did claim to have done it and I want proof!

 

[Small_Fryz]

A whole new dimension to the the term "ass lic..." err....

Nevermind..

 

[Slash]

A whole new dimension to the the term "ass lic..." err....

Nevermind..

Well played.

 

[cphbullet]

Not that I want to, but he did claim to have done it and I want proof!

You don't need to lie, it's what we all want👍

 

[Guardian]

You want to see Famines arse covered in a thick, soft and spreadable cream that has a wonderful tart yet sweet flavor?

Proof is Proof. Regardless of how sweet and round it may be.

Err....

 

[Minty]

 

[thelvynau]

Looks like Famine is getting alot of interesting attention.

 

[photonrider]

Makes me want to be whey.

 

[Danny]

Yeah. Photo or it didn't happen.

You want to see Famines arse covered in a thick, soft and spreadable cream that has a wonderful tart yet sweet flavor?

I have never been more aroused.

 

[dhandeh]

What. The. Hell.

 

[Famine]

Please provide photo evidence with a picture of your username on a piece of paper

Sure. Let me just hop into my time machine to 1990. Hold my piece of paper while I'm gone - wouldn't want anyone to nick it.

I have never been more aroused.

Would it make any difference... if it was taramasalata?

 

[Guardian]

Sure. Let me just hop into my time machine to 1990. Hold my piece of paper while I'm gone - wouldn't want anyone to nick it.

There's a good sport. 👍

Make sure you write your GTP ID on it.

 

[DG_Silva]

Sure. Let me just hop into my time machine to 1990. Hold my piece of paper while I'm gone - wouldn't want anyone to nick it.

Why don't you just recreate the event?

 

[Guardian]

Why don't you just recreate the event?

I think he'd rather just accept it was a lie.

 

[Lizard]

Why don't you just recreate the event?

Yep it is perfectly normal to just randomly decide to sit in lemon curd when you are an adult.

 

[DaxCobra]

Yep it is perfectly normal to just randomly decide to sit in lemon curd when you are an adult.

Exactly.

Do it.

This.

Ricer, I believe, stands for "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements" so it can be any car...

For example, most ricers around my area are Corsas...

 

[DQuaN]

Would it make any difference... if it was taramasalata?

I think he's strictly butter-side-up.

Wait, no he isn't!

 

[DQuaN]

*edit*
Stupid quote button!

 

[Liquid]

Would it make any difference... if it was taramasalata?

What about.... hummus?

*scribbles away*

 

[Katiegan]

You want to see Famines arse covered in a thick, soft and spreadable cream that has a wonderful tart yet sweet flavor?

 

[Danny]

 

[Slash]

Sure. Let me just hop into my time machine to 1990. Hold my piece of paper while I'm gone - wouldn't want anyone to nick it.Would it make any difference... if it was taramasalata?

Sounds like a plan

 

[Callum B]

What in the seven hells is going on here!? Well this is hardly going to help me sleep tonight.

 

[niky]

Yep it is perfectly normal to just randomly decide to sit in lemon curd when you are an adult.

Lot better than breaking a mirror with your butt while dancing naked.

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Which I'm not saying I did...

 

[Small_Fryz]

Sorry to butt in here, but thats just arsing for trouble!

 

[Daniel]

Don't you derrière start a pun session again!