The Book of Turismo

[W3H5]

GT would equate more to the older pagan gods and FM would be the newly-introduced Hebrew God to which the pagans were converting.

'Tis the truth ye speak! And so the practice of FM4 was outlawed by an unjust God. As we all know that the meek shall inherit the track.

Why did I post like a pirate....must be illegal downloads getting to me?

 

[Schwartz]

'Tis the truth ye speak! And so the practice of FM4 was outlawed by an unjust God. As we all know that the meek shall inherit the track.

Why did I post like a pirate....must be illegal downloads getting to me?

Keep those illegal downloads up and you'll be walking the plank matee!

 

[W3H5]

It's only illeagal if you don't live where I do. Copyright laws don't hold here.

*smug face*

 

[HP]

It's only illeagal if you don't live where I do. Copyright laws don't hold here.

*smug face*

And the lord Kaz did frown upon Shem for his smugness but he smote him not for he is a favored child of Kaz... But he was still wroth and he withheld the holy DLC from Shem ere he learns humility

 

[Jahgee]

And long beforeth the patcheth, the warrior X1 was the whoreth of thine order service known as eBayeth. People were ordering him for a thirdth of thine world just for his service in their color.

 

[Didi_Raikkonen]

Thou shall not lift thy throttle in the midst of eau rouge

 

[Schwartz]

Thou shalt not drive thy X2010 whilst in the presence of other gamers in an online lobby. This is among the most unforgivable of sins, and is punishable by an instant damnation to the gloomy depths of the "You have been kicked" screen.

 

[noisiaturismo]

Thou shall not lift thy throttle in the midst of eau rouge

Yes you will, otherwise Kaz is driving with you forever.. Up there.

 

[HuskyGT]

Thou shall not paint ANY car in Passion Pink...

 

[jackargent]

Blessed are the quick for they shall inherit La Sarthe.

 

[ZeLemon]

http://www.facebook.com/groups/318664874818493/?profile_pic_upload=1&success=1http://

I hope you don't mind that I went ahead and took the liberty of creating a facebook group haha

 

[spongky05]

This thread is AWESOME !


APEX.

 

[Hayden]

Thou shalt complete thy endurance races the way he originally intended. If the must relieve thou self, thou shalt use a bottle without commiting the sin of pause. For no punishment is worse then nothingness. If the must drink- the must drink redbull whilst travelling down the Muslanne. If the must eat- the must eat beef jerky & Tacos whilst his workers toil on thy carriage. If thou hast work- thou must chuck a sickie. For these activities are but a grain of sand in the kitty litter of his palace- thy Nordscheliefe.

 

[noisiaturismo]

...and then, Noisia fell over and lied on the ground for 5 days, waiting for the DLC.

 

[W3H5]

On the first day He looked upon thine humble garage and decried "You shall have content for downloading five moons from now." And it was so.

On the second day He craned His neck to notice thine rims were standard and did sweep forth and with his power make them changeable.

On the third day He lost chassis stability through Bergwerk and sent forth 10 coupons for maintenance.

On the forth day He saw our troubles cashing in tickets and declared "This is taking too long!" and so gave the ability to make multiple collections.

On the fifth day He heard thy V8's low grumble and did make it a powerful roar.

On the sixth and seventh days He sat back and marvelled at his doing while watching the motor-sports on TV​

Apex.

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[Schwartz]

http://www.facebook.com/groups/318664874818493/?profile_pic_upload=1&success=1http://

I hope you don't mind that I went ahead and took the liberty of creating a facebook group haha

I don't have a Facebook so I can't see the page, but nice work!

 

[noisiaturismo]

On the first day He looked upon thine humble garage and decried "You shall have content for downloading five moons from now." And it was so.

On the second day He craned His neck to notice thine rims were standard and did sweep forth and with his power make them changeable.

On the third day He lost chassis stability through Bergwerk and sent forth 10 coupons for maintenance.

On the forth day He saw our troubles cashing in tickets and declared "This is taking too long!" and so gave the ability to make multiple collections.

On the fifth day He heard thy V8's low grumble and did make it a powerful roar.

On the sixth and seventh days He sat back and marvelled at his doing while watching the motor-sports on TV​

Apex.

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Two creations? Lets make a creation of a creation

 

[Schwartz]

Annually shall you celebrate on the day of November 24th, for it is the anniversary of the release of Gran Turismo, and shall be known as "Turismas."

 

[ZohsixGT5]

http://www.facebook.com/groups/318664874818493/?profile_pic_upload=1&success=1http://

I hope you don't mind that I went ahead and took the liberty of creating a facebook group haha

I have requested entry into ye holy group. If it is thine Lord Kaz's will, so be it.

 

[Schwartz]

If thou wishes to join our group and become a Turismist, thou shalt create a post in the holy thread requesting your entry, and I shall add your name into the list of loyal followers in the original post.

 

[ANKORA]

"Thou shalt complete thy endurance races the way he originally intended". ... without commiting the sin of pause.

👍👍

 

[MustangCobra95]

May the G-Force be with you...

 

[CrashBandicoot]

I shall follow this.

 

[leepangfu]

If thou wishes to join our group and become a Turismist, thou shalt create a post in the holy thread requesting your entry, and I shall add your name into the list of loyal followers in the original post.

Haha count me in. Is there a certain amount of followers that makes you a real religion?

 

[Schwartz]

Haha count me in. Is there a certain amount of followers that makes you a real religion?

Someone posted in here earlier that it is 900 followers or something, but I'm not sure. This is just a bit of fun more than anything else... Anyway, I added you to the list. Added. Be sure to join The Official Facebook Group of the Turismists

 

[con360]

Count me in as a follower of this.

 

[axletramp]

'Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours GT-R's ass.'

I have felt the calling, I have seen the light! Let me join so that I may bathe in the love of the Turismo!

Too much?

 

[Schwartz]

Count me in as a follower of this.

'Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours GT-R's ass.'

I have felt the calling, I have seen the light! Let me join so that I may bathe in the love of the Turismo!

Too much?

Added. Be sure to join The Official Facebook Group of the Turismists.

 

[HuskyGT]

LOL at this thread. Although I've already contribute myself, I hope nobody gets to serious with it. This is how religions start. And me, personally, well... just read my signature...

 

[axletramp]

Added. Be sure to join The Official Facebook Group of the Turismists.

Sent FB request. You can't miss me, my FB pic is the same as my GTP profile pic.