The GTP Unofficial 2020 US Elections Thread

[Biggles]

Jon Voight speaks up for the crazy:

 

[Biggles]

Humboldt county voted for Biden. The closest Panera is in Chico, almost 100 miles away.

I think it needs another component -

"Anywhere further than 50 miles from the nearest Panera or Subaru dealership will have voted for Trump".

There's a Subaru dealership right in the middle of Eureka...

Hippies & native Americans create the exceptions that prove the rule.

 

[TexRex]

Jon Voight speaks up for the crazy:

The fifth word in is a lie and it only spirals from there. He's not standing. He's sitting on a stool with his right cheek firmly planted and his right foot likely up on a stretcher, while his left leg appears to be unsupported. He's shifting the mass of his torso to his right.

That message is for a special kind of idiot who doesn't know what it looks like when someone is sitting.

Criminy.

Also of note is the irony of the right rejecting endorsements from celebrities while they parade their own celebrities to champion their cause; people like Jon Voight (not the dentist), Chachi and that douchebag fed from Die Hard (he was also a Bond villain opposite Timothy Dalton).

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Trump has reportedly inquired about a plan to subvert the electoral college and disregard the election results entirely.

Meanwhile, the lawsuit efforts continue to fold up....

So simultaneously Trump is abandoning legal efforts and exploring illegal ones. We're on the precipice folks.

 

[Joey D]

The death rattle:

Trump campaign drops Arizona lawsuit requesting review of ballots

*Tree'd!

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

The death rattle:

Trump campaign drops Arizona lawsuit requesting review of ballots

*Tree'd!

Arizona Election Witness Confesses to Being Trump Campaign Lawyer's Business Partner in Court

Which side is the one that is supposed to be committing fraud here?

 

[Darla Starch]

Fake news. There's a Panera in Fargo and just over half the county voted for Trump (49.5 to 46.8).

The rest of the state you're correct on, though.

The mere idea that there is such a thing as North Dakota is SAD FAKE NEWS.

 

[jjaisli]

I'm sure there is more to come from Pennsylvania,Arizona,Georgia, etc. US politics are a very dirty game. Nothing would suprise me.

Correct!

Arizona Election Witness Confesses to Being Trump Campaign Lawyer's Business Partner in Court

Which side is the one that is supposed to be committing fraud here?

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

heh

 

[TexRex]

Christ. We knew they were crooks, but how is it possible to be such bad crooks?

Edit: "Now they are saying..."



I also approve of the response beneath the embedded tweet.

 

[jjaisli]

heh

WTH??? did he just take credit for making the election secure? He really is a psychopath.

 

[Pupik]

MAGA or Take America Back

That's my prediction.

It's hard to take something back after you've sold most of it back to China.

Humboldt county voted for Biden. The closest Panera is in Chico, almost 100 miles away.

I think it needs another component -

"Anywhere further than 50 miles from the nearest Panera or Subaru dealership will have voted for Trump".

There's a Subaru dealership right in the middle of Eureka...

It's the Panera-Pleiades Principle.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

WTH??? did he just take credit for making the election secure? He really is a psychopath.

Not only that, the most secure election ever.

So uuhhh.... all those times before they haven't succeeded in turning the vote?

The logic is... missing.

 

[jjaisli]

Not only that, the most secure election ever.

So uuhhh.... all those times before they haven't succeeded in turning the vote?

The logic is... missing.

I'm not a psychiatrist but after reading this tweet, it seems like the man is broken and he's literally unravelling right before our eyes.

Of course...I've thought that before.

 

[Danoff]

heh

Maybe he was trying to get past the twitter sensor...

"The election was great, it was totally great, no problems, nothing to see here... just tweeting causally... RIGGED ELECTION"

Rats! I thought that one would get through.

 

[TB]

About damn time.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Maybe we should be focusing his attention on how he still got more electoral votes than Clinton did in '16?

 

[Danoff]

He's at it again. Nevada must be close to calling results.

ACK! The Cheeseheads must be in on it too! They're all in cahoots!

Well screw me, Georgia too! @ryzno looks like you can hold off on that premium gift!

I wonder if someone should check in with him to see how these are all going.

 

[Joey D]

I wonder if someone should check in with him to see how these are all going.

It's probably something like this:

 

[Tornado]

I wonder if someone should check in with him to see how these are all going.

Don't forget the Mission Accomplished:

 

[jjaisli]

Il Duce is at the Rose Garden speaking, er...lying...right now....

 

[Joey D]

Looks like a Michigan judge had thrown out the case in Wayne County too. What's even funnier is that those who had submitted affidavits didn't even bother to attend the training session for working the polls so per the judge, there's no reason to believe that they could know what was right vs. wrong.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/13/politics/trump-michigan-election/index.html

 

[Keef]

Biden's popular vote lead is now over 5.3 million, or about the same as the number of voters from North Carolina and their 15 electoral votes. It's still climbing. Biden stands to gain several hundred thousand votes from some of the biggest metro areas, including the NYC and Newark area, all other NY metro areas some of which have barely counted 70%, Chicago, DC metro including MD and VA, Boston, and apparently Ohio cities especially Cleveland and Flavortown, the former of which has only counted 82%. I used to think 8 million was possible but now I'd only put money on Biden cresting a 6 million vote lead. Only. A six million vote lead would be more than all voters from Illinois and their 20 electoral votes.

 

[Tornado]

Flavortown is actually a place?

 

[NotThePrez]

Flavortown is actually a place?

IIRC, there was a petition to rename Columbus, Ohio to "Flavortown" in order to A) sever the city's connection with Christopher Columbus, and B) to honor Guy Fieri.

 

[Keef]

Every chance I get to refer to Flavortown as Flavortown I take with a smile and a wink at Christopher Columbus's filthy grave.

Although this does call into question what to rename the Crew. Flavortown Filets?

 

[TexRex]

 

[Pupik]

Although this does call into question what to rename the Crew. Flavortown Filets?

Flavortown Foolkillers

(I think Colonel Steve would have wanted it that way.)

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Prediction: Trump will resign, Pence will pardon him

Interesting premise and I can't imagine Trump will want to be a lame-duck president for even 5 minutes. Still though...seems a stretch.

 

[jjaisli]

I keep hearing talk about this but it doesn’t make sense. How can you pardon somebody who hasn’t yet been charged or convicted? We know the New York Attorney General has been building a case for years but the assumption is, they are waiting until his term is over to officially file charges. Until they do so, and until he has been charged, the talk of issuing a pardon doesn’t make sense. Unless my understanding of the process is completely off base.