the "just plain ugly" car thread

Lets put it this way... I'd take an Eclipse over the above anyday.

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It's actually a proper couple too because it has a hatchback. :dopey:
 
edit: I just realize both of these coupes are not hatchbacks rendering them even more worthless...
It's actually a proper couple too because it has a hatchback. :dopey:
...what?

The presence of a hatch has nothing to do with whether or not a car is a coupe, much less a proper one. I also don't see how a coupe without a hatch is worthless.

In any case, the Eclipse is actually a liftback.
 
I have a 2dr. with a "trunk" and it's worthless... the opening is that small. Therefore all coupes that only have a trunk opening are worthless.
 
I can name 10 cars with 2 doors and decent to huge trunks off the top of my head, hatchbacks, liftbacks, and trunks all have their own advantages and disadvantages...
 
I can name 10 cars with 2 doors and decent to huge trunks off the top of my head, hatchbacks, liftbacks, and trunks all have their own advantages and disadvantages...

What are the odds of one of them being a Mercedes 300CE? :dopey:

I personally loathe the new Eclipse. It's one of those shapes that only looks good in two colors. Red and Black. Plus, it looks like it's trying to vomit. I also don't care for the Altima coupe either. Why not get a used Z instead?
 
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My Biscayne is a coupe, legally speaking. The trunk is a hitman's dream. :D
 
I don't get what they were thinking... Like wise I don't get what the guys that made the ion were thinking either. xD
 
im prolly gonna cop it for this but....

not exactly plain ugly, but one crud lookin car imo. also interior is plain and it drives like a tank, for a sports car atleast

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I'll agree from head on in the rear the ass looks bad because the lines look random but the rest of the time it's a nice looking car.

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Yes. Die-cast Car Magazine once said, "The body looks as if it has been heat-shrunk over the wheels', on the Z car's styling, but the rear end of the car just doesn't continue with the theme. The only angle where it makes sense is when viewed at a 160-degree from the front.
 
08 Nissan Altima Coupe?

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You should see both in bright blue. :ill:
Sure, the front is dull, but the ass end of the ordeal is purely gorgeous in real life. I'm not sure what it is about this picture, but it makes the rear end seem much chunkier. I hate it as a car, but, oh, What A Butt!
 
It only looks good from a few angles... In some angles the back looks retardedly ... retarded with oversize taillights, while in others it is amazingly sexy.
 
Of what side are the cars we present to this thread judged upon?

If it is the exterior exclusively, the Fairlady Z should have never been placed in this thread. EVAR. And the interior still isn't bad either.
 
trust me my uncle has one and it is a terrible excuse for a high performance affordable sports car.
interior is really bland
in stock form the front bumper is just flat with a few curves
the rear lights and boot have bad angles

call me biased but my dad bought an rx-8 and that is 20X nicer all around

the 350 feels heavier and less responsive.......no steering feel
acceleration in the 350 (people bag the RX-8 for not having enough torque) with a 3+ litre engine is sluggish

interior of the mazda is incredible and comes stock with great features

people say the 350 has a pleasing tone but i think its bland and generic just like everything else on the car.

the whole car it's just like they tried to build upon basic simplicity but screwed everything up.



Of what side are the cars we present to this thread judged upon?

If it is the exterior exclusively, the Fairlady Z should have never been placed in this thread. EVAR. And the interior still isn't bad either.
 
Come to think of it, you're right, but the seperate headlamps were the worst feature for the longest time. I'm surprised they didn't cover them for a nicer effect. But, it was probably easier to repair one single headlamp than to replace an entire assembly.
 
Pah.. The fenders just say that the car wishes to be as manly as an AMC AMX.
 
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