Disclaimer: The following post is meant in jest and should not be taken personal in any way. It is meant as light-hearted banter only and not meant to offend anyone at all.
Alright, where oh where is my beloved Dalone. Here kitty kitty kitty. For the last few weeks you have been calling me out saying how you were going to give me a real ass whipping in these time trials. Well, here I am, come get some. I've been tuning a few cars the last few days for this run at Deep Forest and have the tuning done, now its ready to roll. And before you go and use your lame excuse that I only pick time trials that I know I can do good in, well, smoke on this. I have never ran this course in reverse mode and I have only used the Vette that I am using for this a handful of times at the most so you can take that excuse and throw it right out the window. So come on big boy, lets see what you got. You called me out for two weeks straight, I just hope your mouth didn't write a check that your talent can't cash. I even told you to be careful what you wished for, but that didn't seem to matter as you just kept on with your banter. So, put your big boy pants on and lets do this.
My time is currently 1:20.171 and that was done just while I was tuning my car. Now I'm ready to get down to buissiness. And not to worry, the talent bank is far from empty.
And here I was thinking you'd forgotten about me, ahh, you've made my Australia Day (thanks Jimipitbull) even better.
And while there are plenty of croc's and Wallabies and Wallaroos here in the Top End there are no kangaroos, they're a bit further down the track.
I see you are currently leading with your 'tuning car' time, 1:20.171 while I languish nearly a second behind on 1:20.958. Although as I said last night, I had 6 tenths of a sec up on that time at one stage so I am sure I can improve on my time also.
Regarding your 'ass whipping', I recall you accepted a rhetorical ass whipping on the other thread. But anyway...............
The race is on, gentlemen start your engines!