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I think my personal turning point was the episode in which Clarkson destroyed that Renaultsport Twingo - it crossed the line from being a bit of humourous destruction with a vague purpose à la car football/the indestructable Hilux etc, to brainless violence to appeal to an increasingly brainless audience.

To be wholly fair, they did use three different Twingos in that film and the last one was already quite heavily damaged before it went for a swim. It was probably one of the factory mules or a pre-production, crash-damaged example that would have just sat outside the back of Renault until it was crushed (like the Evo vs. the Army sequence).

I doubt even Top Gear would spend £15k on a car they actually like then drop it into the Irish Sea...
 
Err, yeah, that was alcohol influenced. I meant to type "it'd be nice not to see them all rolled by morons"...
Did you just call our dear Stiggy a moron?

They telegraphed May's victory a bit leading up to it. They did the same in a previous challenge when Clarkson revealed that he bought his car (Volvo estate?) for a pound.
 
I doubt even Top Gear would spend £15k on a car they actually like then drop it into the Irish Sea...

You never know...

I enjoyed last night's episode, though I missed the first 15 mins. May was definitely the star of the show, I really enjoyed the Porsche reviews, though as Daan mentions it was fairly obvious, given that they left him till last, who had won the German challenge.
 
Two pennies coming your way.......

Two pence change...

It’s interesting to read your point of view and I’m sorry that you feel the program is ‘dumbed down’.

I think with some programs there needs to be a balance between factual, dramatic, educational and entertaining, to mention a few. I think what Clarkson realised when remodelling the Top Gear format was that up until that point all ‘motoring’ programs were nothing more than a journalistic write up of the factory statistics manual with added pictures.

The Top Gear mould offers something entirely different that these journalistically direct approaches to reporting, albeit subjectively, on a vehicle without actually focusing on the other environs in which a car is used, i.e. who might drive it, what they can get on a budget, where you might take a car, and what you can do on a motoring holiday, again, to mention a few.

Top Gear is the only ‘motoring’ program on the tele in my opinion; all the others to a greater extent are just advertising platforms for the manufacturers. Programs like ‘used car road show’(?) offered good advice on buying second hand cars, and Fifth Gear does occasionally rip off Top Gear formats for the sake of entertainment but without really hitting the point.

Taking this as an opportunity to look at this week’s Top Gear episode, the challenge was as good a look at buying a sporty/classic salon car as any I’ve seen on the tele or read in a magazine. I probably won’t buy one but, because there is no tie to manufacturer’s products, what they presented was a really good look at buying a one of three cars that, 15 years ago were the dogs favourite lickable items. They showed all the pitfalls and things to look out for in finding and buying one of these cars and, effectively carried out a 15 year-on review too. On top of that, they went to locations to show you where to take advantages of motoring laws for the benefit of your motoring pleasure, and demonstrated the practicality of owning one of these cars.

The You Tube videos are almost parodies of other car based factual programs but of course, with wry twist of Top Gear humour attached.

 
Have to say I rather enjoyed the last two episodes. In HD it looks rather good on my new telly, too.

They sobered up a bit and I do like the subtle nonsense more than the sledgehammer approach. Really nothing to moan about, other than I'd rather like to have seen more of James and the volcano and a bit more of the Germany challenge. Sadly they only had the Blaskapelle and the ADAC, there would have been so much more to be seen.

Anyway, so far, a very strong start and I'm happy TG is back and feel rather well entertained. Oh, and the Duster isn't that bad either!
 
Two pence change...

It’s interesting to read your point of view and I’m sorry that you feel the program is ‘dumbed down’.

You misinterpret my point a little.

I don't feel like the program is being dumbed down - it is essentially no different to when they first started doing daft challenges solely for the sake of entertainment. It did get significantly too scripted for a while but I think it's turning around again now.

The TG magazine however is too dumbed down. It's too far towards being a comic book about cars rather than a magazine now, and the quality of the journalism is far less than it used to be. All the best journos who used to work on it now work for other magazines, strangely enough. Most of them jumped ship around the time the first editor (who had been with the magazine for well over 100 issues), Kevin Blick, retired. The magazine started getting steadily worse after that point.

My objection to Top Gear isn't with the program, it's with a great many of the people who watch it. I'm obviously not referring to most of GTP, as many here are able to take it for what it is - car based entertainment - rather than the sole factual source of everything they know about cars (that said, there are a few on GTP who do seem perilously close to being like that...).

I think with some programs there needs to be a balance between factual, dramatic, educational and entertaining, to mention a few. I think what Clarkson realised when remodelling the Top Gear format was that up until that point all ‘motoring’ programs were nothing more than a journalistic write up of the factory statistics manual with added pictures.

I disagree. Partly, because Clarkson himself already re-modelled the TV car show format when he joined Top Gear originally back in 1988. He brought wit and entertainment into it even back then, albeit less overtly than it is now.

Your use of the word motoring in inverted commas does a massive disservice to most other motoring programs. Including "old" Top Gear.

Top Gear is the only ‘motoring’ program on the tele in my opinion; all the others to a greater extent are just advertising platforms for the manufacturers.

Disagree even more. Perhaps other motoring programmes are too subtle compared to Top Gear for them to seem like they're anything other than glorified brochures, but this really isn't the case.

Programs like ‘used car road show’(?) offered good advice on buying second hand cars, and Fifth Gear does occasionally rip off Top Gear formats for the sake of entertainment but without really hitting the point.

This bit really gets my goat, actually. It's more or less the attitude you see on youtube comments, albeit correctly spelled, well structured and without overt sexism and/or racism :lol:

Seriously though, 5th Gear has at no point "ripped off" Top Gear, no more than it being a television show about cars can be "ripping off" another television show about cars. Yes, they've made a lean towards entertainment features occasionally, but this is just common sense. TG is massively popular and much of that is down to the entertainment format - so, far from ripping them off for the sake of it, does it not make sense to throw in a bit of entertainment?

It depends what you want from a program too. 5th Gear isn't just wall-to-wall arseing about so I find it entertaining in a different way. You could say one is Two And A Half Men and the other is Frasier. Both funny, but with different approaches to the same end result.

Taking this as an opportunity to look at this week’s Top Gear episode, the challenge was as good a look at buying a sporty/classic salon car as any I’ve seen on the tele or read in a magazine. I probably won’t buy one but, because there is no tie to manufacturer’s products, what they presented was a really good look at buying a one of three cars that, 15 years ago were the dogs favourite lickable items. They showed all the pitfalls and things to look out for in finding and buying one of these cars and, effectively carried out a 15 year-on review too. On top of that, they went to locations to show you where to take advantages of motoring laws for the benefit of your motoring pleasure, and demonstrated the practicality of owning one of these cars.

I think you've perhaps read into it a bit too deeply there. It's always been fairly clear that TG don't exactly choose representative examples of the breed when they go out and buy a second hand car - indeed all the ones they bought were at least half the price you'd expect to pay for a decent one, and had all no doubt led very hard lives with little care and attention to warrant some of the problems the ADAC guy found.

If I wanted to buy a 190E Cosworth for example I'd learn a lot more buy watching the Wheeler Dealers episode, rather than trying to find any useful information in TG... and you're kidding yourself if you think it was more useful than buying a magazine with a buyers' guide in...

The You Tube videos are almost parodies of other car based factual programs but of course, with wry twist of Top Gear humour attached.

If the Youtube vids are a parody of anything, it's the usual trackday vids you find on the net, not "other car based factual programmes" - Clarkson even says as much on the program itself...
 
Seriously though, 5th Gear has at no point "ripped off" Top Gear, no more than it being a television show about cars can be "ripping off" another television show about cars. Yes, they've made a lean towards entertainment features occasionally, but this is just common sense. TG is massively popular and much of that is down to the entertainment format - so, far from ripping them off for the sake of it, does it not make sense to throw in a bit of entertainment?

It ought to be pointed out that there are a number of times that Fifth have run the exact same feature as Top. Though the reverse also applies - Britcar 24hr, anyone?
 
Nice finds on the vids. Very pleased with the 2 episodes so far, they talk about cars enough for my liking (One detailed power test per episode + the news is fine). I think we've had 2 of the funniest ever episodes as well, great stuff. Looking forward to #3.
 
I swear that in the first episode with Stig's lap in the Bentley, and the camera changed to the in-car camera and the radio went "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" I nearly died laughing. Should've seen it coming, that Vuvuzela moment :lol:!
 
I swear that in the first episode with Stig's lap in the Bentley, and the camera changed to the in-car camera and the radio went "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" I nearly died laughing. Should've seen it coming, that Vuvuzela moment :lol:!
I haven't even been watching the World Cup, and I still spit my drink out laughing when I heard that. :)
 
I think the best challenge they ever did was the one with the trucks. The bit when Jez tried to do a drift and fell off his seat onto the gearstick, and when hamster lost the car out the back. Cracks me up every time I see it.
And the best road trip adventure was the one in Vietnam. So many things happened on that one, both funny and serious. The US one comes a close second because when they painted each other's car and almost got lynched in Alabama at the gas station. Brilliantly entertaining.
 
It ought to be pointed out that there are a number of times that Fifth have run the exact same feature as Top. Though the reverse also applies - Britcar 24hr, anyone?

I guess both teams should be pretty relaxed about crossing each others path, after all they did a cross-over in one of Clarkson's specials.

Occasionally I watch Fifth Gear, and the car reviews by proper racing drivers are genuinely entertaining and feel more authentic than Jezza power-sliding or Hammond trying to see over the wheel.

Concerning the 24 hrs in Silverstone, Top Gear actually didn't mind to seriously demonstrate they are in fact Sunday drivers able to powerslide round the test track but next to useless on a racing track. That's very brave, still it hasn't damaged the brand in any way I guess.

Anyway, in Germany we do have (or did have?) our own rip-off of Top Gear, featuring Sabine Schmitz and Tim Schrick, the latter went on to do some racing team reality show. You might have seen them in the Germany vs. Britain TG episode.

Speaking of which, I guess Schrick probably appeared as Hair Stig on the Lausitz ring in the latest episode.

But although you might think they are more suitable to add some proper car knowledge, the DMAX show did bore me to no ends.

I do like the bits youtube offers of EVO and Autocar, but you could only produce a show like Top Gear if you either got the funding from a public or Pay-TV broadcaster. Commercially, I wouldn't work if you relied on funding through sponsors and ads and the 60 minutes format is a blessing in my view.

Strangely, the last two episodes felt too short in some way. And the SIARPC bit grows a bit old on me. Other than that, brilliant.
 
I haven't even been watching the World Cup, and I still spit my drink out laughing when I heard that. :)

Talking of the World cup, I just about choked laughing when I heard of a certain other event....something to do with Germany.........
 
You misinterpret my point a little.....

You did make it clear you were less than happy with the magazine than the television program, granted.

Beyond that your comments just suggest that if no one agrees with you then they are sexist, racist and idiotic, but not homophobic? Why hold back?

The features or rather, the links are obviously scripted and as they are no great actors, I can see past the amateur delivery at times because I still find it more natural than, well, a group of gormless Martini drinkers.

I’ve not really read the magazine other than the occasional quick flick through whilst waiting on the barber; I stopped poring over car articles long before I was able to actually buy a car too. I do however enjoy the fact that I can choose whether or not to buy the magazine, an option open to you I’m sure.

As for Top Gear being a program made for the people and not solely for you, I don’t see your point. Unless you are suggesting that you must join some special alliance of car enthusiasts, such as the Robin Reliant owners club….(there is nothing wrong with that if you are ;) ), in which case you are wrong. You do not have to have an encyclopaedic mind of car statistics to enjoy them, in fact, to enjoy them for what they are, you are probably better off not having one.

To clarify ‘motoring’, to me it’s about getting out in your car and exploring, finding new places, going on journeys, short or long. It’s not about admiring your reflection in the pristine paint work of the car parked up in your garage because it’s ‘looking like rain’ on the horizon.

What Top Gear does is show what you can do with motorised transport, take the special programs where they cross continents or take cars where they have never been before or ride bikes…..etc etc.

There is nothing subtle about reading out a dealership crib sheet whilst driving in an exotic climate because, it misses the point and wastes production budgets to boot. TG gives you the information you need and doesn’t bore you with the anorak data that, unless it helps you brush up on your Top Trumps prowess on average and boring cars is, pretty useless in my opinion.

I don’t watch car videos on You Tube and I’ve never read any comments on there either. From what you are suggesting, it sounds much the same as the comments you find on Yahoo in the news stories. If you want to post and read them I’ll not judge you on that, however, I do expect you to explain why I’m racist and sexist? Seriously? Are you just annoyed because I don’t agree with you and because I don’t conform to your wide brushed stereotypical viewpoints?

Finally, the whole point of the TG feature with the German salons was to advocate buying a beat up old sports salon and wringing it to death on a track day – a disposable toy. It had nothing to do with appreciating it or standing next to its polished exterior on your driveway whilst smoking a pipe.
 
Glad to see the challenges are back. One question: Why was Hammond not so crazy about staying in that hotel?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colditz_Castle
The most famous place for holding prisoners of war in WW2 - declared by Goring as "escape-proof". They sent POWs who repeatedly escaped from other camps there.

Its probably a more famous reference to Brits because of the awesome 50s film and 70s TV series.
 
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Quick question anybody: The new GT5 - is there stuff from Top Gear in it? When the game was first announced, I'd heard that the TG test track was gonna be in it, but that's all. Since GT5:Prologue had GT:TV with episodes of TG to download as a feature, I'm hoping that at least Jez and the gang will have more to do with GT5.
 
Quick question anybody: The new GT5 - is there stuff from Top Gear in it? When the game was first announced, I'd heard that the TG test track was gonna be in it, but that's all. Since GT5:Prologue had GT:TV with episodes of TG to download as a feature, I'm hoping that at least Jez and the gang will have more to do with GT5.

Hard to say, I would expect some TG style challenges on the top gear test track, but obviously a much more sanitised version. I can't seem Hammond, May or Clarkson being modelled though. The Stig is already confirmed as a modelled driver.
 
I doubt it, unless there's a TopGear challenge mode in GT5 and they introduce the challenges or something. Otherwise I don't see a real reason for them to be in the game.
 
I think the first two episodes have been good and at least it is better than some episodes of Series 13 and 14 though. So here are my 2 cents of what I feel so far.

Episode 1 was fine but not the greatest intro to Series 15 but at least it did its job. It had a good car review section, finally the news is about cars and jokes not just jokes, old star in the reasonable price car was given a swan song and the new one with the celebrities was fine. The only thing I did not like was the Reliant Robin part was a little funny but too predicatable and was a bit of a filler personally that it could have been replaced with something better in my opinion.

Episode 2 one of the better car challenges and at least it was decent. I actually enjoying it and was worth watching, it had a decent power car section and a reasonable fine star in the reasonable price car section. I felt them going on about the Reliant Robin episode 2 was not really necessary and felt they put their message across already in the first episode, so again another not so good filler in my opinion.

Ok episode 3 is tomorrow on Sunday 8pm (7pm in Scotland) on BBC2 unfortunately it clashes with the World Cup final so it will have to be either football/soccer or Top Gear unless you have Sky+ or can watch it on Iplayer or a later repeat. Anyway here is the synopsis of the episode and it looks promising if it goes right...

Source: From BBC Top Gear website

Top Gear Episode 3: Sunday 11th July BBC 2 - 7:00pm Scotland, 8:00pm England, Northern Ireland and Wales)

Synopsis:
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May test the Aston Martin Rapide, the Porsche Panamera Turbo and the Maserati Quattroporte as they attempt to find the world's greatest four-seat supercar.

After an early morning start in the City of London, the boys embark on a road trip across the south of England, stop off for a race around a closed-off business park, and end up undertaking a rather special chauffeuring job.

Meanwhile, Richard is on the test track in two very different muscle cars, the Chevrolet Camaro SS and Mercedes E63 AMG. And there's a double dose of celebrity as Harry Potter star Rupert Grint and F1 ace Rubens Barrichello take their turns as the Stars in a Reasonably Priced Car.
 
Heh, and I've heard the following episode has a feature on Ayrton Senna and why he was considered the best driver of his generation.
Nice to see the first non-British F1 driver other than Webber or Schumacher to come on the show. 👍

To be fair, its usually only at most a 10 minute segment of the show, and we get an F1 piece what, once every few series?
 
Lame, an F1 episode 👎.
Rubens Barrichello driving the reasonably priced car makes it an F1 episode?

What about the Aston Martin Rapide, Porsche Panamera, Maserati Quattroporte, Chevrolet Camaro SS and Mercedes E63 AMG?
 
Lame, an F1 episode 👎.

Weren't you the one that bought some Ferrari clothing?



The F1 interviews are better than most of the actors anyway. They usually are the worst part of the show, so there isn't much to complain about. I wouldn't mind if they got racers from other series as well. The bad thing is we're getting two interviews and the other is with some Harry Potter guy.
 
Weren't you the one that bought some Ferrari clothing?

Ferrari != F1 last time I checked. I'm pretty sure Ferrari's race in numerous other motorsports and make cars driven on the road.

This already looks like it's going to be a lame episode four door sports cars that are all ugly and pointless and Hammond going on and on about how much he loves the Camaro because it's a muscle car. Plus some goofy looking Harry Potter person. Add the F1 segment into it and it makes it worse in my opinion.
 
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