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grazbroLOL, too funny.
Somebody with his d*ck out his pant and playing gt5,lmfao
grazbroLOL, too funny.
Wow kids these days2 hours ago i found a lobby called NASCAR clean, what happened was that the host was a 9 years old kid with an extremely anoying voice and was going backward to ram everybody head on, i told him to not to do that and he shouted at me every word he knew and then he kicked me out
I was in a server with one of my PSN-friends, and all of a sudden he says he'll take his mic with him on the toilet. However he did turn it off, while he was out there.
I joined a lobby "CLEAN OR KICK" and the host was punting and running people off the road to the all the way to the finish.
He had probably gone off to do something and forgot to come back to it. I did that once. My dad asked me to help with a computer build which I thought would take a few minutes but it took hours.I guess you surely understood not correctly...
He maybe meant: "You can decide whether to drive clean or kick other asses on the track"...
OK serious: I am glad most online drivers are indeed very gentle!
B2T: I once joined a lobby and we where about 16 driovers and ready to start... but the host was the only one NOT on track... he didnt start race so I left..
That lobby was on for some hours and I joined later but again:
the host never startet a race or joined training...
I hope he just felt asleep and not past away...
He had probably gone off to do something and forgot to come back to it. I did that once. My dad asked me to help with a computer build which I thought would take a few minutes but it took hours.
Anyway, that's what the reject host button is for.
It's only fair I suppose, I got rejected (see above) and I deserved it to be honest."Hey guys, there's this one button, and it helps to remove the absent host-"
kicked.
That would be my luck, and I just know it.
Turbo-Kaionce some of my buddies and I where racing and talking via skype...
in a break we suddenly heard a F L U S H....
that was "Lucas" taking the headset along with him and not caring....
since then we know say when want to inform our buddies that we leave for a moment for peeing we say: "Wait guys...I am doing the Lucas...."
He also once took the headset with him into the bathtub... and his girlfrierd took a picture...
But it wouldn't be nice/fair if I post it here....lol
2 hours ago i found a lobby called NASCAR clean, what happened was that the host was a 9 years old kid with an extremely anoying voice and was going backward to ram everybody head on, i told him to not to do that and he shouted at me every word he knew and then he kicked me out
It's only fair I suppose, I got rejected (see above) and I deserved it to be honest.
Daddy drinks because you can't beat the GT-R Nurburgring record.
...or...
Mommy left us for B-spec Bob.
I've got more...
Yea people like that really make me mad, people that kick you out before the race even starts are like that to, i have had it happen before.Today I was in a lobby called Street Legal/Fia rules. Clean racing at Monza. PP limit was 555pp. Took out my M3 and won the 1st race. Then I changed to the Viper GTS-R Concept. We started racing then sudenly I got kicked. I sent a message to the host asking why did he kick me. He said I was using an illegal car (????). I tried to explain that concepts are road legal and that slick tires on the other hand aren't but he didn't listen. He didn't even warn me about that!
So sad that there are such stupid, unintelligent creatures on the internet
its even more weird when you set up a 'real race' room and 12 join. none take to track, none speak, then all leave!
I was once in a cruise lobby, and a guy on the mic was complaining at his dog for sleeping on the wrong side of the bed.
I also entered another cruise lobby, back when my entering message was 'Hooning is not a crime!'. Unknown to me, the room was run by a load of 10 year olds with thick Cockney accents. One of them told the host to kick me for my entering message. I said, "You don't even know what hooning is, do you?" and one of them said, "We don't wanna know! LOL" and then kicked me. So I sent a message to the host, explaining to him what hooning is. He then threw various threats at me and then one of his friends started messaging me, telling me to 'die in a hole'. So I told him that I would, if he dug the hole for me, and I also suggested that he told me when he was going to, so I could mark it down on my calendar. He then sent me a message back saying, "Don't die, I like you, you're funny." and then sent me a friend request.
Inmature 10 year oldsI was once in a cruise lobby, and a guy on the mic was complaining at his dog for sleeping on the wrong side of the bed.
I also entered another cruise lobby, back when my entering message was 'Hooning is not a crime!'. Unknown to me, the room was run by a load of 10 year olds with thick Cockney accents. One of them told the host to kick me for my entering message. I said, "You don't even know what hooning is, do you?" and one of them said, "We don't wanna know! LOL" and then kicked me. So I sent a message to the host, explaining to him what hooning is. He then threw various threats at me and then one of his friends started messaging me, telling me to 'die in a hole'. So I told him that I would, if he dug the hole for me, and I also suggested that he told me when he was going to, so I could mark it down on my calendar. He then sent me a message back saying, "Don't die, I like you, you're funny." and then sent me a friend request.
I was in a lobby with a guy who was making car noises including tyre screeches when he went round corners! I know the car sound effects in gt5 are not the best but there not that bad, thank the lord for the mute button
I host a room regularly titled " 500pp Clean - ANY car.
People will come in and race then complain that I am using a race car and street cars are not competitive. Or they want to raise the pp limit. The title says it all any car 500pp. pretty simple.
I calmly tell them to get their own race car and give that a go and instead they bail knowing they simply can't drive.
Another option that I mention is making their own room if they aren't happy with my room choices.
Many of my regular friends can beat me with a street car and I personally really like the pp system. You just have to balance which car at which track.