Did the Tomahawk Tokyo Chop, won around 15 million. Then in the middle of a race, I had to deal with a drug casualty brother demanding money from me I didn't have to give, but I gave in, and thus began an adventure.
Went to my bank, but the ATM wouldn't dispense as much as he wanted, so after a few more tries I finally got a wad of cash for him. Got some Taco Bell because I was almost out of food and didn't want to deal with cooking anyway. Came home and nervous of what he might say about being short sheeted, I left my keys in the ignition, and absent mindedly locked the door - while it was running no less. He was actually gracious - which he should be after all the money he'd borrowed for almost a freaking decade, and left me a pair of powered QSC loudspeakers for my trouble. I told him I locked my keys in the car and he did his best to try breaking in, but to no avail. Had him call the police for me to get into the car before he drove off, and didn't know that they had dropped the "helpful break-in" policy, whereupon I sat waiting for about an hour for assistance which wouldn't come.
Walked to the police station to get some help, but the place was inaccessible and no way to speak to a human. Trudged back home, wondering what to do, and watched as a young possum crawled past me and under my front landing. Then I remembered that I had AAA, the yutz that I am, and went to the neighbors to use their phone to call. Was told it was going to be about an hour, which was looking dicey as it was growing dark with thunderstorms creeping in. And sure enough, we had a thundering downpour shortly afterward, worthy of one of the epic storms at the Nordschleife. I fled to my neighbor's front porch while lightning put on a show and I was drenched. It took a while, but the guy showed up just after the rains quit and I urinated in the back yard, but don't tell anyone. Retrieved my keys and gave him my thanks, then went to check out my wet speakers and soggy burritos I forgot to grab.
I'm still a little wet, and the game is still paused, waiting for me to resume my march to whatever tens of millions I can make before Monday night. But not tonight, I'm beat and more than a little tired of this life right now.
